Survivorman

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

This dude is soooo nuts. I heart him to death.

Eat a lizard? Sure no prob.

He makes me gag. Cricket eating bastard.

[Scarlet Sky]

watsamatta, no fear factor?

[thecreator]

watsamatta, no fear factor?

watsamatta you! I just wanted to do that. I like that show alot. I do however hate that rip off on natural geographic. He gets to go to places like the swamp, and former populated places. Survivor man is the best:jointsmile:

[sweetnhighz]

he needs to make new episodes damnit! i done seen all of them at least 5 times!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol that ain't as bad as when he picked up a fresh elephant turd and squeezed the juices out of it into his mouth... he was in africa and was having problems finding water.. but lmao, like 10 mins afterwards (i'm guessing that's about how much time it was... it wasn't much longer after the turd drinking judging by the sun..) he came across water... HE DRANK ASS JUICE FOR NOTHING! he barely even got any... it definately wouldn't have been enough to make a real diffrence... maybe like an hour max of dehydration but i doubt even that much.. it was like 1/4 of a mouthful.. .and not a gulping mouthful either....

[get_bent_pay_rent]

he needs to make new episodes damnit! i done seen all of them at least 5 times!

you aint lyin about that...are they gonna make new ones?

....i even made a couple traps he showed, the "figure 4 dead drop" and i live in the city with no need for it, but it was cool.


man vs wild is OK, i dont mind it. he's a little more "off the edge" then survivorman and more willin to do shit like eat lizards and snails for no reason.

[smokeblunts3]

lol that ain't as bad as when he picked up a fresh elephant turd and squeezed the juices out of it into his mouth... he was in africa and was having problems finding water.. but lmao, like 10 mins afterwards (i'm guessing that's about how much time it was... it wasn't much longer after the turd drinking judging by the sun..) he came across water... HE DRANK ASS JUICE FOR NOTHING! he barely even got any... it definately wouldn't have been enough to make a real diffrence... maybe like an hour max of dehydration but i doubt even that much.. it was like 1/4 of a mouthful.. .and not a gulping mouthful either....

yeah your thinking of man vs wild like what get_bent said.

i seen that episode of man vs wild to he didn't even do it because he needed water right before he did it he was like "well if your ever lost in the africa with no water one way you can get it is by squeezing the water out of it(demonstrates squeezing then drinking for no reason)"

I think it might of been the same episode but he was getting really hot so he decided to piss on the thing that was covering his head then put it back on to keep cool. That guy is crazy i like surviorman better because that guy is really by himself no camera crew following him so everything he does takes 2x as long

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah your thinking of man vs wild like what get_bent said.

i seen that episode of man vs wild to he didn't even do it because he needed water right before he did it he was like "well if your ever lost in the africa with no water one way you can get it is by squeezing the water out of it(demonstrates squeezing then drinking for no reason)"

I think it might of been the same episode but he was getting really hot so he decided to piss on the thing that was covering his head then put it back on to keep cool. That guy is crazy i like surviorman better because that guy is really by himself no camera crew following him so everything he does takes 2x as long

o.0 so wtf is survivor man? lol... i thought survivor man was bear gryls or w/e

[smokeblunts3]

survior man is also on discovery channel. His alittle older then bear he has 7 days to get out of where ever he is and get to civilazation. I think his better then bear because he doesn't act like a dumbass and he tapes the whole thing himself. Like he will set up the camera video tape him walking through the woods or where ever he is then have to go back get the camera and do the same thing again. It takes him 2 times aslong i think that makes him more ligit(sp?) then bear.

[slipknotpsycho]

wait a second lol... ok i think i may be watching survivor man... cuz this dude (i have seen one with a camera crew) goes at it alone... and he's always saying how he has to make every trip twice to carry the video equipment....

i've seen both, but i've only seen one episode where one was followed with a camera guy/crew... i've seen about 8-10 of these shows now.. so the other 7-9 were survivor man i guess... lol fuckin DC... got me all confused and shit.

[deftdrummer]

Ya, baer Grills is the guy on discovery channel from man vs. wild. Man vs. wild is a little more lame if you ask me. Baer narrates the show by telling the audience what wouldn't be a good idea to do in a certain situation, and then either demonstrates it or comes dangerously close. He does things like eat raw fish and such for dramatic purposes I think rather than for survival purposes. Baer does all the camera work himself and does not operate with a crew.

Survivorman is a little different in that the dude seems a little more seasoned and worried for his life and well being. There are instances where even though the discovery channel crew is close by, or knows his wareabouts, he could still be killed in an instant and nobody would ever know. Survivorman uses what is likely to be available to someone in a situation such as his and shows you how to deal with it. He doesn't eat raw or gross things just for the shock factor, obviously as seen in the instance where he ate elephant shit and then found water 10 mins later. Survivorman also does the camera work himself and does not operate with a camera crew.

[slipknotpsycho]

oddly enough lol, man vs wild just came on after my post so i held it there to check who's who... i've been mostly watching survivor man... i still dunno what adventures were what... but he was def. not the dude i've been used to seeing...

[smokeblunts3]

Ya, baer Grills is the guy on discovery channel from man vs. wild. Man vs. wild is a little more lame if you ask me. Baer narrates the show by telling the audience what wouldn't be a good idea to do in a certain situation, and then either demonstrates it or comes dangerously close. He does things like eat raw fish and such for dramatic purposes I think rather than for survival purposes. Baer does all the camera work himself and does not operate with a crew.

Survivorman is a little different in that the dude seems a little more seasoned and worried for his life and well being. There are instances where even though the discovery channel crew is close by, or knows his wareabouts, he could still be killed in an instant and nobody would ever know. Survivorman uses what is likely to be available to someone in a situation such as his and shows you how to deal with it. He doesn't eat raw or gross things just for the shock factor, obviously as seen in the instance where he ate elephant shit and then found water 10 mins later. Survivorman also does the camera work himself and does not operate with a camera crew.


Unless i read that wrong that post contradicted itself a bunch.

Baer does have a camera crew right in the beggining it says "I have a camera crew following me but they have strict orders not to interact with me unless my life is in danger."

I'm pretty sure surviorman really is on his own and the crew has no idea about hes wear abouts unless he got a GPS or something.

[deftdrummer]

hmm, I thought baer was by himself. All the more reason not to like it