!!!HELP!!!

[exhashsmoker]

I lock my bedroom door and I have the 1 only key..well so I thought my 11 year old brother (little snoopin prick) found a spare key and got into my room (the one day I didnt tag my fuckin door) and saw a light in the closet and found two pots (just planted) and a big ass grow light.

Now my mum took me aside and tells me this( she didnt know what I was doing but shes chill) but what the fuck do I tell my bro.

He doesnt know what weed is or that I smoke it so hes pretty clueless about what it is. What can I tell him? I wanna beat the shit outta him but I cant cuz then he will wonder why im hiding it if I make a big deal!

I feel like throwin the whole lot out and it sux cuz its my first grow and I just started! FUCK!!

What should I do?:(

[Matt the Funk]

Say you are growing tomatoes....

[exhashsmoker]

not believable.. he knows i hate tomatoes and have no interest in growing them. then hes likely to tell his friends im growing tomatoes and then someone cops on and im fucked

[budsmoker only]

i say talk to your mom about it and see what she thinks you should tell him...

[institutionhead]

youre growing jalapenos! or if you have a cat, catnip. and if nothing else, tell him what he saw was lights in the sky being reflected off the planet venus, and bouncing off a weather balloon, and there is nothing else to know.... :P

[exhashsmoker]

she doesnt have a fuckin clue.. i have a fish tank in my room im thinking about saying im growing plants for that..its about as believable as i can come up with.

[exhashsmoker]

youre growing jalapenos! or if you have a cat, catnip. and if nothing else, tell him what he saw was lights in the sky being reflected off the planet venus, and bouncing off a weather balloon, and there is nothing else to know.... :P

inappropriate but funny!:thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

Just say you're growing some herbs and spices.

[BlazinTreesX3]

Yes ive been there done that.

your sistuation is your own but i would say steer clear of growing anything and show him that the grow light is a disco ball or something just show it not in your closet please...someones gonna hear and they oughtta not hear "its in his closet" those are the bad words.. not whats he growing..

[exhashsmoker]

disco ball aint gonna cut it.. im sure he checked the whole lot out when he was in the room not just a glance..he would have seen the fan mylar everythin!

[Reefer Rogue]

Leave me and my garden alone

[exhashsmoker]

Leave me and my garden alone

I WISH!

[EmoRebellion]

Tell him that your growing a new strain of live fish food, but its toxic to all humans. Put on some gloves and a face mask, and give him a towel to hold over his mouth. Show him all the little fish pods and warn him that he can get very sick if he gets close to the plants again. Tell him that youll let him check it out whenever he wants, as long as you supervise him.

[exhashsmoker]

Tell him that your growing a new strain of live fish food, but its toxic to all humans. Put on some gloves and a face mask, and give him a towel to hold over his mouth. Show him all the little fish pods and warn him that he can get very sick if he gets close to the plants again. Tell him that youll let him check it out whenever he wants, as long as you supervise him.

Good idea! Only thing is I keep Piranhas and they eat meat and he knows that! I think im gonna have to go with plants for the aquarium!

Im thinkin about just dumping the grow for a few months though..its gonna stress me too much knowin he knows. Im goin away for the summer might just try when i come back.

[smoke it]

Tell him that your growing a new strain of live fish food, but its toxic to all humans. Put on some gloves and a face mask, and give him a towel to hold over his mouth. Show him all the little fish pods and warn him that he can get very sick if he gets close to the plants again. Tell him that youll let him check it out whenever he wants, as long as you supervise him.

hed have to be a stupid little kid

[Frivolous248]

growing something for a science project?

[exhashsmoker]

Not in school or in the line of business that requires me to be growing plants at home!

[exhashsmoker]

Is it possible to transplant seedlings?Might wait a day or two once I have a sprout might move it outside somewhere.is that advisable?

[orangeman]

What you should is tell him that you will cut his dick off and shove it in his mouth if he tells anyone about it :rastasmoke:.

[Up In Smoke 420]

11.. that's 6 or 7th grade. I don't think the kids that stupid. With all that Dare stuff there teaching today. I bet he knows what's up. Even if he doesn't when he's older and looks back on it he will know exactly what you were up to. I don't know what to tell ya. Good luck though.

[thcbongman]

I don't know what to tell you, when my brother found out I was smoking, he wanted to try. Kinda solved the problem in a way lol.

[Gatekeeper777]

Your growing flowers for your mom for mothers day. Its a pesonal gift from the heart,
When he asks on mothers day about the flowers tell him that they died.
or buy her a small bunch of flowers and CLAIM those are the ones you grew, and change the lock on your door ASAP!

better yet go to walmart and buy a pack of flower seeds for a buck and plant them and grow them. marigolds are nice and take up little room. this will validate your story on mothers day.

[Up In Smoke 420]

Your growing flowers for your mom for mothers day. Its a pesonal gift from the heart,
When he asks on mothers day about the flowers tell him that they died.
or buy her a small bunch of flowers and CLAIM those are the ones you grew, and change the lock on your door ASAP!

better yet go to walmart and buy a pack of flower seeds for a buck and plant them and grow them. marigolds are nice and take up little room. this will validate your story on mothers day.

haha best idea yet!

[rottenPauL]

You shouldnt grow in your parents house... If anything happens they r gonna pay for it.. thats not fair right? And i dont think your brother got it. A few pots with dirt and a bulb. Well i dont know whats a good excuse but dont be angry with him. Just get rid of the pots and hide the bulb. That grow can wait for now or you can make it outdoors. I mean seriously.. Do you really expect to fully grow 2 cannabis plants and nobody to take notice? You could do it for a few weeks.. when they are seedlings. But after theyr gonna need air movement. That means fans and you will have to leave the closet's door oper for quite a long time or your plants might not make it. How r you gonna hide the buzz from the fans? The smell? And the plants need constant care, you cant just keep em locked in the closet and visit them for a couple of hours before you go to sleep. It doesent work that way. You could leave that job to the nature and go outdoors or just wait a few years and do it at your own place. The plants arent gonna grow properly and there are huge chanses your parents gonna find out. Hell, they havent broke the seed yet and your brother already found em... It doesent worth it. Think about it

[exhashsmoker]

great idea but mothers day here was last sunday!lol

trust me he doesnt know whats up kids in the uk are not as up on drugs as US kids no offence but I think its a fact that kids in america mature faster!

[Skink]

If the kid was smart enough to find a key and snoop he's smart enough to know what your growing... Your busted so just bribe him...

Yank the shit...

[exhashsmoker]

You shouldnt grow in your parents house... If anything happens they r gonna pay for it.. thats not fair right? And i dont think your brother got it. A few pots with dirt and a bulb. Well i dont know whats a good excuse but dont be angry with him. Just get rid of the pots and hide the bulb. That grow can wait for now or you can make it outdoors. I mean seriously.. Do you really expect to fully grow 2 cannabis plants and nobody to take notice? You could do it for a few weeks.. when they are seedlings. But after theyr gonna need air movement. That means fans and you will have to leave the closet's door oper for quite a long time or your plants might not make it. How r you gonna hide the buzz from the fans? The smell? And the plants need constant care, cou cant just keep em locked in the closet and visit them for a couple of hours before you go to sleep. It doesent work that way. You could leave that job to the nature and go outdoors or just wait a few years and do it at your own place. The plants arent gonna grow properly and there are huge chanses your parents gonna find out. Hell, they havent broke the seed yet and your brother already found em... It doesent worth it. Think about it


Your right dude im forgetting the whole thing. Can I transplant the seedlings outdoors..the strain is lowryder which are small and auto flowering so they should still grow outside pretty well right? When should I transplant?

My parents dont mind me growin but just as long as I keep it under wraps but now my bro knows I couldnt really be bothered. Gonna put it on the back burner for 5 months untill after the summer.

[exhashsmoker]

If the kid was smart enough to find a key and snoop he's smart enough to know what your growing... Your busted so just bribe him...

Yank the shit...

He doesnt know trust me if he did he wouldnt have asked my mum what i was growing! I told him its plants for my aquarium and he believes it thank god but im still gettin rid of the grow for now.When can i transplant outdoors how far along should the seedlings be? its lowryder...

[rottenPauL]

yeah april is the beggining of a growing season, but they are lowriders right? Im pretty sure they are gonna be ready before the end of the summer. Havent gorwn them but i know ruderalis doesnt depent on the light cyrcle so the can grow all arround the year as long as the soil is fertile, the sun is bright and its not too cold :thumbsup:

[exhashsmoker]

yea they finish in 6-8 weeks. When can I transplant them outdoors? how long after they sprout? Do they need to reach a few nodes before you transplant when is safe to?

[rottenPauL]

Why wait to break the soil? Just get them out in the morning lol:cool:

[exhashsmoker]

take the seeds out of the soil and replant? or dump the seeds?

[rottenPauL]

yea forgot about that, no dont dig to find the seed, i was thinking of digging a hole in the ground and placing the seed with dirt from the pots there. But the seed could go deep in the soil and never reach the surface. So i guess wait for a few days to see some green coming out and then carefully transplant them

[Gatekeeper777]

Then your phucked as far as i can see. you shoot down every logical answer, but since you live in the UK and not the USA tell him they are for his grave the next time he invades your privacy.