Sexperts Bring Your Favorite Moves And Teach Me To Talk Dirty

[Chronic Chrissy]

I'm dealing with a man who is quite in the bed, not a grunt not a groan, I want to change that today! I just can't seem to make this man give me any indication that he is enjoying the deed while the deed is being done, after ward he drops hints that it was but I want him to say "That was fucking awsome!" and scream with my at climax.

One area specifically I would like to improve on is being more vocal myself, but I never know what to say and when I do it turns into a laugh fest on both our parts. I've watched Porn but find it very repetitive and can't seem to master the sexy groans. Teach me to talk dirty and give me some moves to turn my man into sex addicted, horny teenager I crave.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Here's a little more background.
http://boards.cannabis.com/sexuality/109763-sexy-cop-needs-some-lines-act.html

[rebgirl420]

well, did you tell him you want him to talk to you?

[Chronic Chrissy]

It's come up in the past but when the time comes same old rut, I'll try to shift things around or redirect things but then he takes control that I want him to take just to put it right back where it was.
I love my Baby but she's put such a kink in all this, I'm one that loved to be choked, tied, hair pulled and such, there is a time for quiet sex because of the baby but there is a need to make up for it later with some more excitement.

[rebgirl420]

Okay hun, well start of slow, with moans and such. Then start talking about how stuff feels (mmmm wow your hand on my thigh feels sooo good) and then work your way up.

[Chronic Chrissy]

lol oh yeah fore play, don't have much of that often but we'll work on a few things at a time. I think another issue is my nakedness. LOL I'm rarely wearing clothes at home, or in bed, and when I am I'm liable to have a boob hanging out with my daughter attached, I can understand that not making the mood. Anyways I put my foot down last night and wore clothes to bed and decided that intill I let this cop outfit thing out of the box I'll be a little tease and have to put my nudism away for a bit.

[Chronic Chrissy]

well, did you tell him you want him to talk to you?

See this is another issue because I don't want him to take it the wrong way when I do, and don't know when exactly to talk to him about it. I think he could take it the wrong way if I suggest things right after sex. If anything these threads at least get me thinking about what is going on and what I would like to go on.

[thcbongman]

Mrs. G should mentor you. She's a dirty, dirty woman!

With that said, I'm sure your man will be happy! He's probably a little nervous to express his full desires.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Mrs. G should mentor you. She's a dirty, dirty woman!

With that said, I'm sure your man will be happy! He's probably a little nervous to express his full desires.

Greenjeans is on her way...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I nearly can't stand this thread, I am gonna have to figure out a way to fist myself now.

Dirty talk rules...I hate to say this, but get drunk. I recommend red wine. It's the charm, I'm telling you. Or, come to my house and smoke with me. Aaaargh (insert gurgling noise here)


Hey CC, think of every nasty, dirty, forbidden thing ever that has made your clit do that little jump.

Then say it.

If nothing else, read some of the nastiness I've posted to you out of pure fun. Funny is sexy. It's okay to laugh in the bed, really. One time, Brian on Family Guy was singing 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and I laughed so hard I couldn't come, and Papi had a bonified heart attack. We had to call the squad, and of course they looked at me like I was a criminal. A naked high criminal.

[rebgirl420]

wow...I have no idea wgtf is going on in this thread now

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Heeee, that makes it stellar!