Sexy Cop Needs Some Lines And An Act

[Chronic Chrissy]

Just to start I have a sexy Cop outfit coming and need some ideas what to do with myself.

lol I was going to start from the begining but I'll just tell you the basic and you can read more into it if you want. I really just need some lines and ideas to practise getting used to saying and doing so I can keep in character. I really want to throw him off so I'm getting a little riskier than normal especially lately. So give me ideas to make me irrisistable, please for the sake of Good Sex instead of the regular nightly rut we've dug. More info comeing for those who want to pick at our sex life...

[puddlecruzier]

well you got my attention! i say when he come in say frezze hands in the air and trow him up against the wall take an element of suprise

[Chronic Chrissy]

LOL
I'll start at the begining and let you know what you're dealing with. I'm 19 and my husband is 34. So where as he's had more partners then he can count or remember, where as he just happened to be my first(but not the last). So I missed out on the valuble experimenting time with multiple partners and feel slightly intimidated by the experience of the partners that he has had.
Now the next issue. We were very active multiple times daily before, Then I got Pregnant and he didn't quite dig it but sex was still steady. Then there was the dry period after baby for 6 weeks. And now at 8 months I'm still breastfeeding with no sign of stopping for the next few months(which ties into the next topic), and he loves my boobs but hates to get squirt and it is a random chance you take to see if you get squirt. (I miss my booby play so much, but I like it rough. so it doesn't quite work)
Now I have my Smoking Hot body back (Thank God! after baby) but baby doesn't sleep much and has been sleeping with us even though she is moving out.
Well we've hit a rut, I am CRAVING super orgasms which I know are still capible since I am one for self gratification when he isn't around. But that 's the other thing, only when he's not around, I can't make that initial start of whacking off in front of him, and if I do play with my clit during sex and start enjoying myself something always shifts and it stop usually because he feels he has to compinsate when things are just fine the way they are.

What I really want is to wrap this man around my finger and be irrististable to him. I mean I've thrown something sexy on jumped on him while he's watching tv out of nowhere, start getting things going, but then when I relize he's more interested in the tv still my efforts become doubted and my confidence flops and I don't follow through with my plan because I didn't plan past that, and when I have to just go with it I think too much and lose it, but if I don't then things come out so wrong and then you get the giggles that ruin the mood.

Long story short If you have a 5'5" 115lb 19 year old, with long toned legs, 32DD, long naturally blond hair, standing in front of you in a slutty cop outfit hand cuffs and all, what would you want her to say, and do to you to make you her sex slave.

I think my issue is that I love to be dominated, but being vocal and calling the shots moves me to the top dog position.

Anyways SEX EDUCATE ME

[puddlecruzier]

I mean I've thrown something sexy on jumped on him while he's watching tv out of nowhere, start getting things going, but then when I relize he's more interested in the tv.

Wft is he blind the tv? my god i think he has problems. I know you love him but is he still into you? or is he staying cause he feels he has too? Maybe talk to him? was just thinking this is all.

[puddlecruzier]

oh and i good idea on how to act in the cop outfit. have you seen days of thunder. theres a part in there might give you some good pointers

[Chronic Chrissy]

I mean I've thrown something sexy on jumped on him while he's watching tv out of nowhere, start getting things going, but then when I relize he's more interested in the tv.

Wft is he blind the tv? my god i think he has problems. I know you love him but is he still into you? or is he staying cause he feels he has too? Maybe talk to him? was just thinking this is all.

See that's kinda me kinda him that's at fault. I only have the first 30 seconds planned out imagining some hasty dash for the bedroom or a flip onto the couch, so when it doesn't happen right away I stumble. Also he's done alot of hard drugs in the past so that could be something to do with it, and his winter belly creeped back in(but always dissappears fast around this time). I've also been in a pair of heels and all done up when he comes home from work but he's dirty and wants a shower first and then the mood and purpose is gone. I KNOW he loves me and isn't cheating. I just think we are in a rut. The sad part is that before we were married I did cheat, and I never want to especially now married, but oh how I lust for for some things to just happen with people I either know or just see walking by that I know I can have if I want. I have all this sexual aura(without bein a slut or looking like a skank) that everyone else tunes into but is just old news to him or something.

[Psycho4Bud]

Thats a nice outfit....got one for my lady. Lookin' DAMN GOOD! So where did you order yours....Fredricks?

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

Thats a nice outfit....got one for my lady. Lookin' DAMN GOOD! So where did you order yours....Fredricks?

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Actually it's on loan from my very close, clean friend, and has to be respected as such since it has to go back, not my ideal arrangment but money as tight as it is it's something.

So tell me what does your lady do that makes it work for you, what's she say.

Come on people give me some lines to practise and get comfortable with, I don't want to blow this suprise. Oh did I tell you he has no idea this is coming?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL
I'll start at the begining and let you know what you're dealing with. I'm 19 and my husband is 34. So where as he's had more partners then he can count or remember, where as he just happened to be my first(but not the last). So I missed out on the valuble experimenting time with multiple partners and feel slightly intimidated by the experience of the partners that he has had.
Now the next issue. We were very active multiple times daily before, Then I got Pregnant and he didn't quite dig it but sex was still steady. Then there was the dry period after baby for 6 weeks. And now at 8 months I'm still breastfeeding with no sign of stopping for the next few months(which ties into the next topic), and he loves my boobs but hates to get squirt and it is a random chance you take to see if you get squirt. (I miss my booby play so much, but I like it rough. so it doesn't quite work)
Now I have my Smoking Hot body back (Thank God! after baby) but baby doesn't sleep much and has been sleeping with us even though she is moving out.
Well we've hit a rut, I am CRAVING super orgasms which I know are still capible since I am one for self gratification when he isn't around. But that 's the other thing, only when he's not around, I can't make that initial start of whacking off in front of him, and if I do play with my clit during sex and start enjoying myself something always shifts and it stop usually because he feels he has to compinsate when things are just fine the way they are.

What I really want is to wrap this man around my finger and be irrististable to him. I mean I've thrown something sexy on jumped on him while he's watching tv out of nowhere, start getting things going, but then when I relize he's more interested in the tv still my efforts become doubted and my confidence flops and I don't follow through with my plan because I didn't plan past that, and when I have to just go with it I think too much and lose it, but if I don't then things come out so wrong and then you get the giggles that ruin the mood.

Long story short If you have a 5'5" 115lb 19 year old, with long toned legs, 32DD, long naturally blond hair, standing in front of you in a slutty cop outfit hand cuffs and all, what would you want her to say, and do to you to make you her sex slave.

I think my issue is that I love to be dominated, but being vocal and calling the shots moves me to the top dog position.

Anyways SEX EDUCATE ME
I just came. Out loud.
If I educated you, I'd get banned for personal attacks. Actually though, I would just be telling you what a dirty girl you are. MMmmmmm.

Fuckitall, my nips are hard now. Chrissy, don't post this stuff. You're killing me.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ps, Mr. Chrissy is an idiot. Tell him I said so. I would fuck you silly.

[puddlecruzier]

i know how you feel. been there before. it will turn around. and making an effort like you are will help it happen quicker.

though i did have one rut situation i was in that did not change till i moved on.

[puddlecruzier]

thank you mrs green jeans i am way to polite a guy to say the to a woman i dont know so im glad you did

[Chronic Chrissy]

Green don't you have my e-mail?

He's a great guy and once was, but the baby thing I think has thrown us off track and I need to find a way to get us back on the right road. This guy used to wrestle me across the house being the sexy man I wanted.

Puddle this is what I'm scared of since I am so young and sexual still, but I have built a life and a family with this man and want to spend the rest of my life with him, but I worry that while he is great in every other aspect I may at some point find what I need. I have a bad habit of self sabotaging when things are going good and it creates alot of doubt about what is real and what I fabricate and over analyze.

[puddlecruzier]

your young you want sex it is natural. we do. and your only human.
i guess what i boils down to them is it not about talking dirty or a cop outfit.
you need to sit down and talk with him this weekend have someone watch your girl for an hour or 2 so you can talk and just talk. you need to tell him all of this. yeah its not gonna be a great time but get this all out the way let him know that you sabotage's things. you are crying out for help but shadowing the help you really need with sideshows of dressing up and dirty talk. you truly need to feel wanted and desired by him. anything you go out looking for is to full fill that need

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

thank you mrs green jeans i am way to polite a guy to say the to a woman i dont know so im glad you did
You trying to say I'm not polite?


LOLOL! I know I'm hit and miss on the polite thing.

Chrissy, no. I sent you one email, and you didn't respond, so it's not locked into my address book.

I am sleepy.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Pud nailed it, again.^
Good call Pud!
Can I call you Pud?

[Chronic Chrissy]

I'll probably regret putting this on the sex forum but

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Edit quick!

[puddlecruzier]

Yes green you can call me Pud.

[Chronic Chrissy]

your young you want sex it is natural. we do. and your only human.
i guess what i boils down to them is it not about talking dirty or a cop outfit.
you need to sit down and talk with him this weekend have someone watch your girl for an hour or 2 so you can talk and just talk. you need to tell him all of this. yeah its not gonna be a great time but get this all out the way let him know that you sabotage's things. you are crying out for help but shadowing the help you really need with sideshows of dressing up and dirty talk. you truly need to feel wanted and desired by him. anything you go out looking for is to full fill that need

He knows about the sabotage thing, and you're right we have to talk. Luckily this weekend we scored some awsome motocross tickets and are looking to get away frome the babe. We really don't get away from her very much, she's very mommy attached and just now is doing better with babysitters. I know he wants me and desires me but it's so routine that I'm just waiting for it to take off but it never does. He kisses me and touches me and jokes with me and plays, and cuddles but then we just fart out when the good stuff comes.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Woootish. CC has powerful quick editing skills.

[Psycho4Bud]

Actually it's on loan from my very close, clean friend, and has to be respected as such since it has to go back, not my ideal arrangment but money as tight as it is it's something.

So tell me what does your lady do that makes it work for you, what's she say.

Come on people give me some lines to practise and get comfortable with, I don't want to blow this suprise. Oh did I tell you he has no idea this is coming?

It's not what she does or says....just natural chemisty and keeping it fun all the time. Clothing, toys, positions, oils, role playing, etc.....if it's always the same thing the same way things get old.

If you want to try something fun....find a slave girl outfit and be his little toy for the night.....NO isn't even in the vocabulary. IF he doesn't like that I don't know what to tell ya.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[puddlecruzier]

Well look at as a good thing Thats how i am with my wife. and i don't need to have sex with her all time.(are schedules screw it up a lot to) I love her and im happy so its ok. he probably feels somewhat the same toward you if hes like that. as you get a little older you will find those are more important moments then just fucking for a half hour or so. even though that feels amazing too!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mmmm P4B. Come tagteam me.

[Psycho4Bud]

Mmmm P4B. Come tagteam me.

Haven't done that one for a while.......lol, send me an e-mail.:D

Have a VERY good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

I'm quick at alot of things,
just need some work in a few areas.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Dude you just made me snort.

Listening to Rhiannon. And I am waaaay to high. I need to lay down. Thanks for playing though, I appreciate your good humour.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Don't you get the funniest mental pic? *TAG* handslap....


ahahahahhaahhaa. I can't describe, so I'll let it alone.

see you in 3!:thumbsup:

Hours that is.^

[Psycho4Bud]

And in this corner weighing in at a lean mean 255# is the pounder of pussy, the licker of loins....the one, the only.....PSYCHO!!!

lol.....Have a good one!:D

[puddlecruzier]

goodluck chrissy let me know how things go i have to take off now

bye

[Chronic Chrissy]

Thanks for the imput guys See ya Puddle, make sure to check in later.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Green I sent e-mail, hope it gets there

[Psycho4Bud]

Green I sent e-mail, hope it gets there

Cool, just to let ya's know I deleted that post. No need for that addy to get passed around.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

Thanks Phycho really appriciate it

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

If anyone gives a rat's, this gets my vote for a great thread.

[Chronic Chrissy]

If anyone gives a rat's, this gets my vote for a great thread.

I'm sure we could make it a little better, now get your fucking ideas in here.

If you had a sexy Cop in front of you right now, what would you crave for her to say and do to you!

(see the thoughs are in my head it's just getting them out so they don't sound stupid, not just the word the way it's said, so I figure practise makes perfect, but it's hard to get thinking and get started)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

If I had a sexy cop in front of me right now, I would fist her while I was tongueing her ass and holding her down by her hairroots.

I just talked to Papi. He told me to enjoy myself, but get offline. I'll take that advice.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Sounds like good advice from Papi, think I'll take another break, lol

[Psycho4Bud]

When I sat some time I had a female officer wake me at 04:30 for release.....I looked up and said, "Hell ya, just like the pornos"....LOL...she didn't seem impressed.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

When I sat some time I had a female officer wake me at 04:30 for release.....I looked up and said, "Hell ya, just like the pornos"....LOL...she didn't seem impressed.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

rotfl

[Inferius]

What do cops have that you and your sexventures don't?
A gun.
Get a handgun.
Get in uniform.
Get ready.

At night, while he is watching tv, get infront of the door and scream SEX RAIDDD! and then kick down the door.
Rush in and scream GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR with your gun out.
If he doesn't submit, shoot out his kneecaps.
Handcuff him, search him(in that sexy way) for drugs and plant a pipe on him.
Force him to smoke some weed and some horny goat weed.
Slap him once or twice for being such a naughty druggie.
Then push his bitch ass into the bedroom, and holler like the insane cop bitch you are.
Avoiding his bloodied and now useless kneecaps, get him tied up on the bed and force his head on your crotch. Basically rape him for a while.
And go from there.




...afterwards, get the f*ck out of there, you're only nineteen and you need to live before you have a kid and settle down with someone who could technically be your father.
Just my 2 cents.

[Psycho4Bud]

What do cops have that you and your sexventures don't?
A gun.
Get a handgun.
Get in uniform.
Get ready.


And please, DO NOT forget the handcuffs!!:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

ok guys wheels are turning in my head, keep it coming.

[Psycho4Bud]

Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism

LOL.....good book, you might find a bit of spice there.:D

Have a VERY good one!:jointsmile:

[xmordeciax]

i think the issue here is your 19 and your going out with a guy almost twice our age! Obviously he's not gonna be as jumpy and excited as he used to be... find someone closer to ure age!

[Psycho4Bud]

i think the issue here is your 19 and your going out with a guy almost twice our age! Obviously he's not gonna be as jumpy and excited as he used to be... find someone closer to ure age!

LMAO! I'm 44 and my lady is 23.....there are times that she wished I wasn't so "jumpy". :D

Have a good one!:s4:

[Chronic Chrissy]

i think the issue here is your 19 and your going out with a guy almost twice our age! Obviously he's not gonna be as jumpy and excited as he used to be... find someone closer to ure age!

A relationship is about more than sex. If you haven't noticed he is my husband and we have a daughter togather. And he was jumpy and very energetic, but since being pregnant, having a child, and a few bodily changes, things have dropped off because we have to look at eachother as growing developing individuals and need to adapt accordingly. This is something we wanted to do before I became morning sick I figured it would maybe let him know that I'm ready to pick up where we left off. Alot of the issues here are related to me and my comfort level since a huge life change. If he was my age and the same guy it probably would have happened anyways, some people aren't as attracted to pregnancy, every one has preferences. It's time to move on, I just have to figure out how to do that to best suit us. This happens all the time after babies.

eta
He wants sex all the time and we can easily go 45 minutes or more with him on top, but I want more out of sex, I'm bored with what once got me off. The energy is there the chemistry has faded, I'm satisfied but I was to collapse into the sheets in a state of bliss after ..... wait no mfor others ears...

[puddlecruzier]

do you have a whip? that could be your night stick! less bloody anyhow

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

What do cops have that you and your sexventures don't?
A gun.
Get a handgun.
Get in uniform.
Get ready.

At night, while he is watching tv, get infront of the door and scream SEX RAIDDD! and then kick down the door.
Rush in and scream GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR with your gun out.
If he doesn't submit, shoot out his kneecaps.
Handcuff him, search him(in that sexy way) for drugs and plant a pipe on him.
Force him to smoke some weed and some horny goat weed.
Slap him once or twice for being such a naughty druggie.
Then push his bitch ass into the bedroom, and holler like the insane cop bitch you are.
Avoiding his bloodied and now useless kneecaps, get him tied up on the bed and force his head on your crotch. Basically rape him for a while.
And go from there.



...afterwards, get the f*ck out of there, you're only nineteen and you need to live before you have a kid and settle down with someone who could technically be your father.
Just my 2 cents.
Okay, this is great up until that paragraph.
Chrissy has done more living in a short time than your or I could even imagine. Now she wants to have hot sex with the man she loves. That's cool as hell in my book. Let's help her out.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Okay, this is great up until that paragraph.
Chrissy has done more living in a short time than your or I could even imagine. Now she wants to have hot sex with the man she loves. That's cool as hell in my book. Let's help her out.

Thank you green and as for the paragraph you are refering to, around here I've never met a single teenage mother besides myself yet and I was 19 when I had her. In order for him to be old enough to be my father he would have to have been 13 when I was born, That is UNHEARD OF around here. But this can easily turn into a rant.
I would also like to point out that I am the on who initiated the relationship and didn't take no for an answer.
As for my young age if I don't tell anyone my age they think I am their age not because of how I look but because of who I am.
I grew up in a hard life, had alot of what I needed and wasn't living in poverty, and it's not a hard life with gangs, and crime stricken areas.
We lived on a farm, and ran a petting farm. It was a hard life of getting up to do chores at 4:30 am with the rest of the family befgore I started Kindergarden. By the age of 7 I was instructing the farmhands on what had to be done for every day of the week while my parents were out of town.
By 8 I was raising my sisters and running the house. As well as owned and cared for nearly 50 of my own animals including 4 horses 2 of which I broke on my own.
The next few years were filled with devoirce, upheaval and major melt downs. My dad turned out not to be my dad but i was fine with that and understood it and loved him cause he was still my dad. My mom turned out to not want to be a mother alone so she deserted the job for men, drugs, and parties, while i raised 2 younger sisters and took care of a now teenager who could drink like a fish and had the money to buy all the fun she wanted, till I was sraping her off the floor at 5 am. Not only did I produce two honor roll students out of my sister I cooked, cleaned, sheltered and gaurded them, gained honor roll myself, and fought drunk grown men out of our house, then fixed up my mother just to get up early again and tend the animals. There's alot opf shit that happened the but that is for another day.
Now I get to junior high. At 13 I was still running our family, but my Mom tried to step back up but after years of watching from the side lines knew less about raising kids our age than my younger sisters. So she let me continue and funded our adventures, camping, road trips and special events, which all seems to revolve around drinking an d all ended up with me saving the day and getting everone home safe after being stranded in a strange place with no one but drunks. For a while this happened weekly. At the same time my Dad started a new life with a new wife and new kids. So while he and his wife enjoyed eachothers company they found they had a built in mom in me since I did so good with my other sisters. So now I managed two households and families.
I watched what kids my age were doing but was past that point. I had boyfriends my age but always found everyone to be a teenager, and while I was a teenager I was past where they were. I made more friends and kept more friends with my peers and boyfriends parents, to this day i have one 19 year old friend and all the rest range from 30-89, some of my best friends are retired and senior citizens.
By 15 I had enough of letting other people live their lives because I was taking care of everything. I moved out, left them all, bought my first house worked, went back to school, and met my now husband. We started as friends then I saw something in him, spent a few years togather and built a life. I had every oppertunity to go "live" as people put it but it wasn't my thing I was uncomfortable and never happy because I kept trying to be something I wasn't. I had every oppertunity to do whatever I wanted, so I did what I really wanted. I lusted and loved a few times early in the relationship but always found that it just wasn't me. The sex was awsome but the people behind it weren't and it tarnished the whole experience. In the end relized where my happiness lay. I've doubted the choices I've made and wondered if they were the right ones. Especially our daughter, I'll admit she was an oops, after raising so many kids before I could even have any of my own I never wanted to have children and because my mom didn't protect me like she should have when I was younger I lost a few fights against the demons she brought in and wasn't supposed to ever be able to have kids. I've spent so many years making the best of things to be happy, that I never knew what happiness was. But then you have your own child brought into a loving relationship and your world changes again and you can love so much more.
Now I am happy. I don't long for sleep to make my existence dissappear so I can just take a break. I don't starve for days so that others can eat. The work I do I do for me, not someone else. I do things to better my life not make someone elses look better. But most importantly I have my own version of what I've always wanted most a, loving supporting family. Any point during the day I can ask my self if I am truely happy with my life, and I always am. It may be a simple life, it may be a strang one, but I can leave it whenever I want to strings attached, run away from my new family, love and responsibilities, party it up, meet people my age, hate people my age, have adventures in the great wide somewhere, act the age I never got to experience, but every time I did stray and run I came to the same conclusion, I can do all that and still have my family, because at the end of the day my loved ones aren't a responsibility, they are a joy to interact with, and to grow with. You can do anything you want so long as you are with people you love and who would sacrifice for eachother.

Everywhere I turn shallow people citicize our age difference, deem it unhealthy, twisted, sick, but the truth is we are the same age where it really counts, in experience, sympathy, and wisedom, it's the people who look at the numbers and don't look at the the people the numbers represent that are too young for our relationship, and too immature to be a part of my life. Our society assigns catagorys, titles, and standards to too many things, true happiness in the ability to just be who you are and do what you do and be comfortable with yourself, if you are lucky someone will see you as you see yourself and you've found someone to make a part of your life. We live in a society where everyone wants more, that it is unacceptable to want what you have, and be happy.

Now that I have gone through the story for the millionth time and gone through a whole joint in the process it is time TO LET THE AGE ISSUE GO BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN ISSUE TO THE PEOPLE IT IMPACTS THE MOST.

I'm just going to link people to this everytime this issue comes up again cause there is no way I'm going to write this out every time for people who really don't understand love if they have a problem with this.

[puddlecruzier]

wow what a story of your life. I am impressed you are doing as well. most would be doing shitty with all that.

Good for you chrissy dont take no shit!

Now lets get back some some hot cop fucky sucky action if we can please

[puddlecruzier]

You too still going to motocross this weekend? and are you still planning to surprise him with this? figureing out when and where will help. Oh and any thoughts on what you might say now?

[Chronic Chrissy]

wow what a story of your life. I am impressed you are doing as well. most would be doing shitty with all that.

Good for you chrissy dont take no shit!

Now lets get back some some hot cop fucky sucky action if we can please

I've always been smart enough to skip grades but my parents never showed for the meetings, lol it's ok though because school gave me a break from life and I love to learn. I wasn't happy so I did something about it and broke the cycle, now I know what it's like to love life.

But yes Cop action. I have a kink in my plan. You see this is supposed to be a suprise so the only time to really do this is after he gets home from work. But when he does get home he absolutely NEEDS a shower, but I think I want to keep everything on for a while to enjoy this little date. So the issue is getting him into the shower and and done with out him searching for us to give us our kisses when he gets home(baby will be gone of course but he won't know that)
So I figure he'll be getting a ticket taped to the back door saying he's been a bad dirty boy and ordering before he appears before law enforcement he must clean up.(I'm sure some one can word this better because every time I do it turns into a paragraph that will get him off before we start. Knowing him after his shower he'll want his after work joint, which will be rolled and waiting, then I'll bust him.

Motocross is out, lost our tickets to buddy's little bro. Out fit should be here early next week so we are looking at next weekend.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey, strip search him and shower him roughly. Very soapy, lots of water pressure. Treat 'im mean. Shock and awe baby.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

wow what a story of your life. I am impressed you are doing as well. most would be doing shitty with all that.

Good for you chrissy dont take no shit!

Now lets get back some some hot cop fucky sucky action if we can please
HA! Stop wanking on the net! Pervy boy.:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Chrissy, you have a beautiful soul.

You made me cry. I understand that kind of love. I'm not going to quote the whole post, it's lengthy, but it was awesome.

[Gatekeeper777]

pretend he is an officer too and ask to see his night stick
and he can tell you how he is goona cuff and stuff you.
if you are the only one with the uniform then stell im your goona have to strip serach him for contraban, when you het him nude tell him his "cola" looks familiar and you want to taste test it to see if you can trip balls.

[Chronic Chrissy]

pretend he is an officer too and ask to see his night stick
and he can tell you how he is goona cuff and stuff you.
if you are the only one with the uniform then stell im your goona have to strip serach him for contraban, when you het him nude tell him his "cola" looks familiar and you want to taste test it to see if you can trip balls.

First off greenjeans don't cry for me, to many tears spilled already, share smiles and laughs, do a little something to make someone glow.

Keep the ideas coming. I think alot of my insecurity is in voice and saying it sexy, just because I've nevr said this stuff really unless I was super drunk, and when you're that drunk everything you say sounds sexy to you, lol. I've also had alot of orthodontic changes lately with work being done so I have to re learn how to sound right because the old way I talk doesn't come out right any more, lol, I'm making it sound like I have a speech impediment, lol. Enough stoner talk, Back to Officer Chrissy...

[puddlecruzier]

ah come on green jeans ive jacked off like over 1000 times on the net why should it finally bother you now. lmao

heres the note taped to door.

Busted !!!!
Get you ass inside shower and be ready for Joint session in 30minutes.
Have Joint in bathroom with second note.
Hurry up dirty Boy times ticking... dont make me kick the door in!
Spark this when your clean and ready.

[puddlecruzier]

oh and will he actually do what the note tells him or will he try and look for you?
keep the note simple so he knows whats going on but hes still kinda left in the dark

[Gatekeeper777]

First off greenjeans don't cry for me, to many tears spilled already, share smiles and laughs, do a little something to make someone glow.

Keep the ideas coming. I'm making it sound like I have a speech impediment, lol. Enough stoner talk, Back to Officer Chrissy...

then let him wear a uniform and he is the night security gaurd at the school for prper english and you are a naughty girl. or you could be a dood cop gone bad in a college campus bust.

[1chronic]

Chrissy, people like you are rare. Your powerful and loving at the same time. I just wanted to say I have alot of respect for you, as a grower and as an amazing person. Keep it up.

As for the cop stuff. I like your idea. Have someone give you a short "fit on a sticky note" sentence telling him to go clean off. Have his joint ready and bust him while smoking it. (give him time to be almost all the way through it, that way he won't mind putting it out to get arrested by you.)

[RyanTheCaveman]

I like this thread.

[bong_man]

give him a full body search! haha

[Chronic Chrissy]

Ok I will say there will be a search at some point and I like the "testing of the cola idea" lol, Also thatnks for pointing out that I should wait till he's almost done the joint, might half to wait till he's about half way and take it from him for myself as a tease.

[Gatekeeper777]

Well with MY PERVERTED MIND i can tell you helloween is my fabvorite holiday, not because i hold to the wiccan beliefs but because i can get a costume or 2 for me and the mrs rather cheap.
here is a scenario as a cop.
you: hey you come here.
him: Is there a problem officer?
you: there have been a rash of burgleries in the area and you fit the bill. Do you have any id on you?

him: no

you: ok up gainst the wall i have to search you for any weapons for my protection as well as yours.
searching him you feel a bulge

you: whats this?

him: what do you think it is?

You: it feels like a 9MM pistol.

him: no officer I am a music student and thats my "Instrument" in my pocket Would you like to try to play it ?

YOU: what is it?

him: Its called a Skin flute.
you: how is it played?

him: well much like a sex a bone. You put it in your mouth as far as you can.

You: Pull it out slowly as it may be "cocked" and could possibly be a weapon of ass distruction.

him: will i be going to jail?

YOU: no i want you to play me a few notes on my "baby grande" and make me a symphony i can sing to.. and if your good enough i will only write you a ticket.
imagination tied with some clever dirty talk is rather arrousing.

[1chronic]

Yeah that would work too. Just gotta hope he's not to stressed so he won't mind it being taken from him.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Yeah that would work too. Just gotta hope he's not to stressed so he won't mind it being taken from him.

I'm sure he'll think it a fair trade after all is said and done.

[slickrick]

As men get older, their tesosterone levels lower which lowers sex drive too.....I would buy him some tribulus terrestris capsules and tell him to take four a day...now obviously you may need a small chat first as u cant just slip them in his drink or tell him to take them and he not know what they are for...what u say in the chat is ur call..he most probably does have low testoserone levels, i can assure u these capsules will work and have no side effects! take a look for some on ebay or something. I take these capsules for muscle development as high testosterone is required to aid muscle recovery and growth, but testoserone also makes u horny and im constantly horny lol

[slickrick]

sorry if i waffled, did that make sense?

[Chronic Chrissy]

As men get older, their tesosterone levels lower which lowers sex drive too.....I would buy him some tribulus terrestris capsules and tell him to take four a day...now obviously you may need a small chat first as u cant just slip them in his drink or tell him to take them and he not know what they are for...what u say in the chat is ur call..he most probably does have low testoserone levels, i can assure u these capsules will work and have no side effects! take a look for some on ebay or something. I take these capsules for muscle development as high testosterone is required to aid muscle recovery and growth, but testoserone also makes u horny and im constantly horny lol

Lol, he'll take anything I give him, lol, would be easier if it came in a smokable form, lol. I know his testosterone will drop but I don't think quite yet, he's only mid 30's and still pretty frisky, I'm just bored with it.

[slickrick]

ah right...maybe i mis understood, i thought u were sayin hes under active, sorry lol

[Chronic Chrissy]

ah right...maybe i mis understood, i thought u were sayin hes under active, sorry lol

Nah we have sex almost nightly(used to like 3 times a day), but it's not what it used to be just because it is the same, not to mention we used to be a little more creative and free to roam from room to room, now with a baby who doesn't nap that's not quite possible anymore, but I can still hope someday in the near future huh?

[xmordeciax]

sorry.... wasn't my intention to offend :(