I got soooooooo laid [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:09 PM

Ever have one of those nights that make you feel smug?

Papi flipped it up slapped it up rubbed it down oh noooooooo!**

My buttcheeks are sore.

The man is a god.

**bonus points to you if you get the reference.

puddlecruzier

03-30-2007, 02:14 PM

Well congarts to you. ill smoke to that ! can you walk or are your legs still not working lol.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:16 PM

Weellll

I just realized my pants are on inside out.

rebgirl420

03-30-2007, 02:22 PM

hahaha man I know what THATS like! Sex so good where afterwards you just lay there naked like...."FUCK! I need a nap!"

puddlecruzier

03-30-2007, 02:27 PM

well i was surprised to hear that you had pants on at this point

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:32 PM

yes'm. heading toward naptime reeealll soooon.

gawd i luv him.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:33 PM

Pud, only cause I live in a big drafty barn of a house. pants are crucial.

stinkyattic

03-30-2007, 02:44 PM

That girl is POISOOOOON!!!!!

edit: c'mon greenjeans, gimme a hard one next time...

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:44 PM

Pants are crucial. Somebody should make a t shirt.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:45 PM

Stinky, check yosef.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:45 PM

Notice I will multiply post on my own threads with impunity?

stinkyattic

03-30-2007, 02:46 PM

i won't let you. take that, you repeater lololol

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:46 PM

Speaking of tshirts, Stinky, there is a delay. It will be b4 Sept though, I promise out the bung.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:47 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA repeater!!!!!!

I wish you could see the cheshire on my face right now. You would giggle.

stinkyattic

03-30-2007, 02:50 PM

so did i get the reference correct? wtf ever happened to BBD?

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 02:53 PM

They started doing non-hempy drugs and lost dey mfin minds.
You know you got the ref right. When I said Check yosef, I meant check your CP. Points are wooty.

puddlecruzier

03-30-2007, 02:55 PM

lol

BigM

03-30-2007, 02:58 PM

You crazy people in this thread is one of the reasons I had to sign up...Been reading your posts for awhile now and just cracks me up...................

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 03:00 PM

That girl is POISOOOOON!!!!!

edit: c'mon greenjeans, gimme a hard one next time...
Ohhhh, will the yeag lemme give you a lickin'?

You are boneriffic. I want you to make me deaf with your thighs.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 03:00 PM

You crazy people in this thread is one of the reasons I had to sign up...Been reading your posts for awhile now and just cracks me up...................
Right on:hippy:

You must be all about the funny.

rebgirl420

03-30-2007, 03:01 PM

wow this is entertaining haha

stinkyattic

03-30-2007, 03:09 PM

Ohhhh, will the yeag lemme give you a lickin'?
You are boneriffic. I want you to make me deaf with your thighs.this is hysterical. I was out at a bar with my neighbor last night and a chick was trying to tag me... I told the big guy about it... this morning I woke up with a bad case of the flu... Yeag texted me that it must be lesbian cooties, lol.... tellya what greenjeans, if I ever fall off the fence, it will be into your backyard, 'kay?

BigM

03-30-2007, 03:23 PM

I can see now I am going to have to watch how much time I spend reading about you folks. could be a full time job!!!!!!!!!!!

thecreator

03-30-2007, 03:25 PM

Damn good shit and I love the reference lol. I'm glad you love him and I know you two will have many more months of bliss together. I hope I'm not speaking out of line.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 03:27 PM

Lesbian cooties has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read/heard.

You just made me speechless with the funny.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 03:32 PM

The live version of Shine on You Crazy Diamond is the best song ever.

Where was I?....

Got it.
Creator, months?! We're already working on years.We can't claim the longevity of Birdie and Dave, or Slip and BabyS, but we're working on 2 years now. And it feels like we've known each other forever. Karmically speaking that is.

Oh holy.I am so high.

thcbongman

03-30-2007, 03:36 PM

To hot, greasy, ass-slappin' sex. :rastabong:

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 03:37 PM

CAUTION!!! DON'T SMOKE MY WEED.

napolitana869

03-30-2007, 03:41 PM

I love you guys. You crack me up big time and I'm not even stoned

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-30-2007, 04:16 PM

snork

LIP

03-30-2007, 07:43 PM

I gotta come in here more often. ;)

2 green thumbs up, i like it ;)

Now THIS is what the sexuality forum is for :D

Excuse me now, i must go and releive myself.

1chronic

03-30-2007, 09:33 PM

This is why I love the women's section. Theres always a good laugh.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 12:38 AM

Y'all are a hot greasy ass slappin mess.

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 12:42 AM

ok, now that i had to be tortured by reading this thread, i hope to hell YOU'RE ON!!!

i am...

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 12:52 AM

Crank one out for me LIP.

MacWQ33

03-31-2007, 12:56 AM

OK, I'm sorry for coming in here lol. No that's not what I meant! But, I saw the title from a far...sooooooooo laid...and that led to a lol.

Anyway, Ms. G, you and Stinky are the best...but a question for you Ms. G...in your profile, you have a cartoon picture. I've seen that fucking movie, and I want to know the name of it, because I was very young when I saw it and I thought about it a few months ago, and could not think of the name....enlighten me! I can't wait for your answer...it's like rated R isn't it...

MacWQ33

03-31-2007, 01:10 AM

Nevermind Mrs. G, I think that's from the Roger Rabbit movie?

Anyway, I was searching, and found the one I was looking for. It was called "Cool World", and was just like the 'Who Framed RR' in the fact that it was live action and cartoon. But, it was a dirty one if I remember correctly lol...

1chronic

03-31-2007, 04:32 AM

Crank one out for me LIP.

Lmao, and to think lots of women would be offended by someone making a comment like that. It's great to see women like yourself Mrs. G :jointsmile:

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 04:41 AM

Mac, yes, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Pic courtesy of Stinky, during my banning.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 04:42 AM

1Chronic :thumbsup:

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 04:45 AM

green, where you be at girlfriend? i'm back from china...

Skink

03-31-2007, 04:54 AM

I think you 2 need a couple cans and a string cause computers are not working for you...

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 05:03 AM

tell me about it...:p

Skink

03-31-2007, 05:05 AM

I say we make a Sub Forum "Can You See Me Now?"

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 05:07 AM

yeah! or the mrs. green pager forum!

GreenLadyOfDankDowns

03-31-2007, 05:08 AM

LOL Skink.

1chronic

03-31-2007, 05:10 AM

I think you 2 need a couple cans and a string cause computers are not working for you...

Lmao I was thinking the very same thing!

Oh and
*The intercom buzzes and a loud voice says*:
"Mrs. G, report to your grow thread immediately, CC and I have left you messages"

:) :jointsmile:

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 05:13 AM

keep it up guys! you might piss her off to the point of turning her im on :D

LIP

03-31-2007, 10:36 AM

Crank one out for me LIP.

Oh i did. ;)

First wank in a week - I wish i was 13 again, i used to be able to go all day.

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 01:07 PM

Y'all are hilarious, with the paging and whatnot.

Lip, it's like riding a bicycle.

Scarlet Sky

03-31-2007, 01:26 PM

Y'all are hilarious, with the paging and whatnot.

Lip, it's like riding a bicycle.

yeah, the longer you ride it, the sorer you get :D

Mrs. Greenjeans

03-31-2007, 02:23 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep. I am so toast today. Then he woke me up saying "7 am is the witching hour"

And proceeded to wombbroom me before I even had a cup of coffee.

1chronic

03-31-2007, 05:52 PM

Y'all are hilarious, with the paging and whatnot.

Lip, it's like riding a bicycle.

Lmao bicycle... omg I think I'm dying!:S2:

Chronic Chrissy

04-01-2007, 02:53 PM

I can see now I am going to have to watch how much time I spend reading about you folks. could be a full time job!!!!!!!!!!!

I spend so much time reading I barely have time to post.

Chronic Chrissy

04-01-2007, 02:56 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep. I am so toast today. Then he woke me up saying "7 am is the witching hour"

And proceeded to wombbroom me before I even had a cup of coffee.

lol I had to wake H up at 3:30 am cause I knew he was going to work today and knew I coundn't wait for him to get home. Can't say he was dissapointed about losing sleep. I'll have to ask him if he had any good dreams last night to see if he knows it actually happened.

vileoxidation

04-01-2007, 04:41 PM

Mrs. GJ, you're gonna make me flunk out of school cause I sit and read your hilarious threads all day!!

This place is such a dangerous addiction.

I miss my boy so much, I wanna get laid! God its been too long.

FakeBoobsRule

04-01-2007, 04:48 PM

Yeah, I was having some great sex the other night with my ex-girlfriend. She had already cum about 5-6 times all over me and was still yelling for me to fuck her hard. So what was I supposed to do but listen to her and the next thing I know she was telling me to hold on because she had a cramp. I stopped and I saw her curling up her leg and I said was it her foot or her leg. She like "no my insides." She is such an orgasm thief! I told her well is there anything wrong with your mouth and she just laid there and groaned in a little agony. I should have flipped her on her side and stuck it in her ass! Actually, she was having one big multiple o when she told me to stop. Well I did what she wanted though!