The ULTIMATE killbuzz!!!

[Sweeney]

Alright so I just picked up a new sack today and wanted to break it out with someone. So I called this girl up thats been wanting to hang out for awhile. I'm 18 and she's 16 so I was a little optimistic at first but I decided to call her up and asked her if she wanted to chill tonight and smoke. She said she hasn't smoked in close then a year so I knew right then she was going to get fucked up but little did I know that this potentially great night would turn into one of the worst nights of my life....


I pick her up once she sneaks out and bring her back to my place. We decided to hotbox my car. Smoked bowl after bowl and I was buzzing and top of the world. All she could do was laugh. She finally went from laughter to horniness and just jumped on me out of nowhere and we went at it like two alley cats fighting over the last chicken bone. The action swiftly moved to the back seat and clothes began to fly. It was getting pretty passionate when all of a sudden shes like "STOP!" I stop and look at her. She begins to explain that she can't do this and this is the first time we've chilled in awhile and she doesn't feel like a slut. She's sitting there naked explaining that she doesn't want to give me the wrong impression on her.


I said okay thats fine.I'll respect that but lets get back to the smoking and pretend like it's never happened. She started putting her clothes back on and then oh boy I just got a monopoly in the waterworks. She begins crying and telling me she just wants me to take her home. I couldn't believe what I was witnessing but I said "fine, but you got that 10 bucks in gas?" She hands me the money and I tell her to chill here while I put the weed and pipe inside.


I put it up and come back out and shes standing outside the door adjusting her hair. I get in the car and she opens the door. She's about to get in when she looks down at my keys in my hand that she could barely see cause of the smoke and she starts backing up like she saw a ghost. I'm like what the hell are you doing, she said "I HAVE TO CALL MY FRIEND" I said why, just get in the car and call her on the way there. She begins dialing the phone and all of a sudden she says "Hey Mom, I think you need to come and pick me up." As I start freaking out. She's yells "HES GOT A KNIFE MOM OMG HELP ME!"


So as i'm hardcore killbuzzing from this in a matter of 3 seconds she says never mind it's just his keys mom. Then she starts freaking out that shes with a guy and she may be in danger. She starts breaking down crying again telling her mom what we were doing and we were smoking pot. So i'm with a underage girl while her Mother is freaking out bout to call the cops. I kept telling her "dont you fuck me over!!!". She calms her mom down to a point and tells her we're on our way back and she gave us 10 minutes to get there or she's calling the cops. I'm atleast 15 miles away from her house.


I told her ass to get in right now and we're hauling ass. So the car is steadily hotboxed and i'm doing 90 in a 55 hauling ass, with a underage girl and a car full of smoke with a mother waiting to do God knows what to me. Probably having the cops sitting at the house for when I pull up. I told her i'm just dropping her off and riding and she's like NO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MY MOM!! I said hell no, I reek of pot and prolly has a thousand thoughts in her head brewing bout me.


I told her to call her mom back and ask her if she wants to talk on the phone cause I would talk to her. She said no she doesn't want to talk to you. So here it comes as I pull down her street. The house is lit up and the family is outside gawking as I pull up. She gets out and everyone comes and hugs her like they haven't seen her in years. I rode out really quick as they stared my shit down. So i'm sitting here thinking back that this will be a night i'll never forget.

[Matt the Funk]

lol wow. I felt intense reading that.

[BlazinTreesX3]

Awesome story and I? I am entertained...

Watch them under 18s ...

[hampsterdam]

oh fuck thats awful, but pretty funny. what a newb, i cant believe someone can be so stupid, at least you dont have to see her again now.

[lazy smoker7]

wow .... that must have been weird , I can just imagine the total buzz kill... ... well at least now you have a good sotry to tell your kids/grandkids lol. but fucking awesome story man and a good fucking awesome job writing it.

[bluntblaze]

wow pretty intense story i bet you was bricking it.

[rebgirl420]

wow....she deserves to be hit by a car. I cant stand stupid people! If I were you when i seen her again id beat the shit out of her.

[bluntblaze]

wow....she deserves to be hit by a car. I cant stand stupid people! If I were you when i seen her again id beat the shit out of her.nah guys shouldnt hit girls

[rebgirl420]

of course not, what i meant was if itwas ME, I would kick her ass

[bluntblaze]

of course not, what i meant was if itwas ME, I would kick her assoh ok my mistake.

and sweeney you was asking for trouble when you was going to have sex with a underage girl although you said she jumped on you, you never said anything about trying to stop her

[Sweeney]

oh ok my mistake.

and sweeney you was asking for trouble when you was going to have sex with a underage girl although you said she jumped on you, you never said anything about trying to stop her

Yeah, I just recentley turned 18 and i'm still adjusting to not doing anything with minors. It sucks, but I look at last night as a sign not to do it again. Glad yall enjoyed it.

[rebgirl420]

eh its not the fact that its her age, Ive been dating my fiance/bf since i was 14 and at the time he was 21. Its all about the person. Obviously this girl seems to be an attention grabbing, unstable, kid. And she'll most likely be an attention grabbing, unstable ADULT too. With weed or without.

[Sweeney]

Yeah I could tell afterwards she had some problems, she was going all emo on me.

[Stoner369]

fucking sick story mate, the bit about the knife is well funny!!

[rebgirl420]

Yeah I could tell afterwards she had some problems, she was going all emo on me.

NOTHINg and I repeat NOTHING pisses me off more than the whole "emo" thing. Nothing!

[bluntblaze]

Yeah, I just recentley turned 18 and i'm still adjusting to not doing anything with minors. It sucks, but I look at last night as a sign not to do it again. Glad yall enjoyed it.lol yeh just be carefull m8.

[bluntblaze]

NOTHINg and I repeat NOTHING pisses me off more than the whole "emo" thing. Nothing!what even chavs?

[bluntblaze]

eh its not the fact that its her age, Ive been dating my fiance/bf since i was 14 and at the time he was 21. Its all about the person.i agree, its not the accuall age its more about the mental age.

but the law doesn't see it like that though

:hippy:

[rebgirl420]

chavs?

[thecreator]

Yeah, I just recentley turned 18 and i'm still adjusting to not doing anything with minors. It sucks, but I look at last night as a sign not to do it again. Glad yall enjoyed it.

I know what you mean man. I'm 19 but I know some 17 and 16 year olds because of High school and friends. Damn man I'm sorry about that shit man. Better luck next time right.

[bluntblaze]

this should help (i think its just a british thing.... your lucky)ChavScum (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php)

[rebgirl420]

ohhh you mean preppy wanna-be gangsters! Yeah they are up there on my list to haha

[Reefer Rogue]

That definately was the ULTIMATE buzzkill. What a weirdo. She thought your keys were a KNIFE?! omg...

Well, like you described, it could of been a lot worse, at least you got some, while blazed.

[ChaosStoned]

dude...that must have been some killer weed....or spiked with some wierd shit...cause dam...ive been baked off a alot of good weed....blunt after blunt after blunt....and so have the 30 some ppl ive smoked with...and ive never heard or see anyone freaking out bout keys being knifes or some wired shit like that....dam...i would have shat myself...n then sent some girl to kick her ass...lol....amazing story tho....just glad u didnt get caught....n god i just got baked too..n now its gone after reading that..good story man...felt like i was there

[thCA livin]

Great Story!!! Can't believe that happened to you. I think it may have been her first time smoking and wasnt expecting that high. Either or.. dont stress about it...

On one side yea...she did freak you out and overreacted...but on the flip side you made out with her and saw her naked..lol

[Sweeney]

Damn this girl fucked me up bad, her Mother just called me and said if I step foot on her property or if she ends up sneaking out again then she's calling the cops on me. She fucked me over bad, gave her mother both my numbers, told her my full name and said I was 18.

[Scottydoo]

If you had banged her, none of this would have happened :)

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Damn.

[LegalizeTheGreen]

you should have deleted your number from her phone, and made her walk her ass back to her house for that cold ass shit she pulled. also, if her mom calls you again, you should tell that ho off and then hang up on her. not really, but both those bitches need some sense slapped into them. u should have taken a pic of that chic naked with your phone though, lets see her mom shit talk you then :D

[rebgirl420]

next time you talked to her mum you should tell her mum that SHE jumped you and wanted your man-body of goodness....I bet her little princess left THAT out while she was crying to her mummy about her horrible ordeal with you

[MadSativa]

Thats what you get for fuckin wit jail bait haha, funny story hope that crazy chick's parents arnt crazy too. let us know if the cops show up with a plunger.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

[mrdank420420420]

man i am so high rite now so that just almost gave ame a kill buzz. i am like freakin out right now. i feel sorry for u man. its like everything just went from bad to worse and fucking you over no matter what. peace brother. one love.

[whisky]

haha funny story. you should be proud of yourself for having nerves to stand that. i hate children theres nothing that gets me more mad then people who dont know what they really are in this world... there unsure about things.. still growing up... i know people 16 who are cool i know people 20 who suck iguana ass. its all mental..

[Sweeney]

bump, thanks for the replys

[ValkyrieAg]

You gotta learn to pick these girls out. I have always been able to 'spot' idiots out. Gotta work on that.

[Sweeney]

She was fine when she was sober when I was talking to her, she just couldn't handle the weed.

[DaZeDShAdOw]

what a bitch omg that part with her sayin hes got a knife would have freaked me the fuck out in real life i probably just would have like grabbed her phone and snapped in in half lol

[Platinum Plus]

Oh fuck i'd kill the bitch Lmao...
some chicks get fucked when they smoke...
well happy this didn't happen to me LoL
but i still feel bad for you :p

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Too bad she didn't want to go all the way. As sketchy as that is..I wish a chick would go sex crazy like that when I smoke with her.

[LOC NAR on probation]

A buzzkill for sure but your alright.
Imagine a bunch of highschoolers and a few just out of high. Big party by a small rock quary lake like. Crystal clear water 50 feet deep. A cliff on one end about 30 feet high. A sand beach on the other end for swimming. Every body drinking and smoking, having a good time. Oh hell ran out of beer favorite of 2 life long friends from high school. Flat tire on thier car. My buds and I say no problem we will fly for the beer. We needed another bag of weed anyway.

Gone 30 minutes for weed and beer we drive up to see friends fighting over changing the tire. The next thing we see is one throwing a tire iron at his friend. Hits him right in the chest through the heart and dead instantly. Holy shit. No cell phones at that time.

The other friend drunk walks off around by the cliff, veary rocky. His own brother says , god danm it that was my friend too. and follows his brother saying I'm going kill that son of a bitch. Killers brother comes back and says if anyone says a word he will kill us all. About 30 peeps.

Cops and ambulance get there and no killer friend. Buzz kill for everyone. We are all held for hours answering questions. No body says anything about brother. Cops search and no killer friend. Two days later he is found floating in the water. His head was busted up bad. They figured he fell and the rocks busted him up.

Ten years later my friend tells me he was around there taking a piss and saw the older brother bet his brother to dealth and push him off the cliff. We all knew it but didn't see it. No one every partied there again.

You got out lucky and are young. You can get over it, just stay cool.

Wanna hear another bad story, My nephew gets busted for some coke. Instead of turning in the coke dealer he tries to buy some pot from me. He saw my growroom full of chronic once. Turns me in and I'm fucked badd. I'm not enough so he turns the coke dealer in too. He gets off and my life is fucked. 20 thousand dollars later. I end up with 2 year probation. Starting now. My 13 year old son knows I got in trouble but not for what. Wife of 20 years no longer has anything to do with me, only talks and stays for my sons sake. We made a promise. Life sucks and then we go on.

LOC OUT

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

^^^
WOW

[BlazinTreesX3]

As awesome as you are rebgirl my sister also was 14 and into a 20 somethin and then when shes like 16 its a 30 yr old i think your 21 yr old boyfriend at 14 would send me over the edge if i knew you...i was too little to know anything with my sister being 6 yrs older than me but its fucked up... ur 21...and ur with a 14 yr old... peach fuzz lovin sick mother but maybe i need to keep my mouth shut it just hit close to home if u get me..

[Xhoshi]

Damn Sweeny, u retell a story like none other.
I would have crashed like 20 times before i reached the bitch's house.
I'm pretty sure it would've been like 100 times worse if u went all the way and banged her, satiatory rape is that serious.
These attention whores kill me...

[rebgirl420]

As awesome as you are rebgirl my sister also was 14 and into a 20 somethin and then when shes like 16 its a 30 yr old i think your 21 yr old boyfriend at 14 would send me over the edge if i knew you...i was too little to know anything with my sister being 6 yrs older than me but its fucked up... ur 21...and ur with a 14 yr old... peach fuzz lovin sick mother but maybe i need to keep my mouth shut it just hit close to home if u get me..

weve been together for years...completely faithful and were engaged now. Age isnt anything, its about how the people in the relatonship act. I cant date anyone my age b/c their immature and into drama. Neither of us party so instead we go to museums and stuff. Ive never been able to do those kind of things with someone who was my age. Besides, who cares what you think? He's not sick for dating me when I was young.

[Xhoshi]

i don't think big age difference relationships is wrong.
I'm happy that you have someone.
It's just the laws on it are that serious these days.
It takes just one angry parent and then a guy my age is fucked for dating someone only 1 or 2 years younger.

[Xhoshi]

lol...i'm high as fuck...
i almost wrote: "i don't think satiatory rape is wrong"

[RyanTheCaveman]

Nice story dude...but that was fucked up!

[EternalOverdose]

omg, that was great story, but that chick is fucked up, that actualy sounds like she has a mental illness or something , no joke. I woulda been sooooo fucking pissed, if i had the heart id pull over and tell her she'd be more safe walking home than getting a ride with me, then id drive away!!
OWNAGE

[jonnyganjaseed]

sounds like you bagged an attention whore. and charging her $10 for gas after a failed fuck-session probably wasn't a good idea either. dont take it personal, i'm just being straight with ya.

[jonnyganjaseed]

eternal, i agree. let the bitch walk home. if you dont drop her off at her house then theres no proof that she was ever with you.

[Little Boy]

same shit happened to me my sophomore year in hs...cept the cops were at her house for me : (

[PAGETURNER420]

I am I the only one that read. You asked for $10 in gas. What a gentleman.. Your Bad Karma is probally why the night went bad.

Your 18 rule a rule of tumb any time you ask a underage girl to sneak out of her room your asking for trouble.. Your lucky the family is cool and just gave you a verbal warning. You could have been in a shit load of trouble. From my understanding including kidnapping charges . Almost happen to my 18yr I know, when he drove off with his 16 yr old girl friend after the mom said not to.

[stothelutz]

Dam yo that is crazy as hell, but personally getting blue balls would be just as bad as what happened lol. MAN I cant believe she thought you had a knife! haha

[AsianStoner420]

LOLLERSKATERS!!! thats why i never smoke with anyone younger than me...and i thought its all going to be good when i read the couple of cats battling on the last piece of bone but it turned bad and i was like 'fuck' on my screen while reading it....

[AustinMan]

Damn dude.. thats intense. Better luck next time..

[Ifrit369]

What an idiot.

[smoke it]

yup. crazy bitches will kill a buzz.

[Yr0c]

I would never smoke hard with someone with that low of a tolerance, no fucking wonder she tripped the fuck out, but you got VERY lucky. I've smoked with this one girl a few times, we really haven't done too much, a kiss here and there. But she is a vet smoker, she's out smoked me plenty of times...

god I love her... now that I think of it... I need to call her *picks up phone*

And the way you wrote that... was super intense, I was right there... I swear!

[darkestXredX]

haha omg thats some fucked up shit

..i have this friend who used to SCREAM at the top of his lungs when he was stoned
it sounded like he was getting murdered... weird shit
but now hes burnt out and clam
=]

[Sweeney]

haha I seriously laughed my ass off at the above post. I can just imagine a new smoker just screaming like he's dieing for no reason.

[MeGustaMota]

Actually in some states an 18 year old and a 16 year old is considered legal. I know this is the case in Arizona and New York. My girlfriend is 16 so luckily for me I live in Arizona.

[mr_vega]

damn wot a crazy girl. she tripped out pretty bad.

[slpntrx5]

after i heard her say the word "mom", i woulda grabbed that phone out of her hand and smashed it into the fucking pavement. then i woulda grabbed her ass, thrown her back in the car, lock the doors and tell her to sit there till she calmed the fuck down...with the windows rolled down, of course. then, i would've told her that as long as she was okay, and not going to flip out anymore, then i would've taken her home.

then while she was asleep, i would've snuck in her window and smothered her with her own teddy bear.

fucking stupid ass bitches....

[Pipe Dreams]

Yeah I could tell afterwards she had some problems, she was going all emo on me.

Hahah Sweeney, I dont know how old this post is, but who was this girl? Do I know her man? I wanna make fun of her :D

[Sweeney]

Hahah Sweeney, I dont know how old this post is, but who was this girl? Do I know her man? I wanna make fun of her :D

I don't know if you know her, she goes to Vangaurd and lives over there by where you went to my keg party.

[whitewolfofsc]

I would never talk to that bitch again. That was some really fucked up stunt she pulled. You were lucky you didnt get arrested over it. Dont give it a chance to happen again.

Peace,
The Wolf

[lgman]

dam dude. that sucks. she sounds wierd or she was just high as hell.

[Just1n]

ATTENTION WOMAN:

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T RESPECT YOU.

[Pipe Dreams]

I would never talk to that bitch again. That was some really fucked up stunt she pulled. You were lucky you didnt get arrested over it. Dont give it a chance to happen again.

Peace,
The Wolf

yeah cuz, I would leave this bitch alone

[Sweeney]

Haven't talked to her since. What you doing for 420? I heard Ben was charging people 70 bucks to get in on his 420.

[NightProwler]

man great story haha.

[dankkeeper]

Damn dude. Thats a crazy story. You handled the situation well though. :hippy:

[horror business]

moo

[Bond]

WOOOOOO!! i understand why she thought you had a knife, since she was high as fack, but that girl.. stupi,stupid,stupid:thumbsup:

wish i was registered+

Worth reading:rasta: :thumbsup:

[User Name Here]

Nice, felt as if I was in the backseat.

[420marijuana420]

NOTHINg and I repeat NOTHING pisses me off more than the whole "emo" thing. Nothing!

Im emo................jk

I just cut my wrists and cry all the time

[IGotThat]

Some girls have problems that just cant be solved :(

Excellent story .. Ima get you a Nobel LOL

[Sweeney]

bump for others to read my misfortune.

[twoguysupnorth]

first, whats an emo? ive seen it a couple of places and dont know. second, dont ever smash any ones phone, that can get you into trouble. the only thing ive heard about it though is a guy got a domestic violence for tearing his phone off the wall for scaring the girl i guess.

[Jeff Spicoli]

reb- you dont see nothing wrong with being 14 and being with a 21 year old? haha, girl's are so fucking stupid when they are teenagers, no offence.

[onequestion]

Ur a good writer sweeny. ANd yeah i hate emos. The whole problem i have is that they say that theyre depressed yet they take a shitload of time on their hair and makeup and go out and do stuff all the time. Anybody who has ever been depressed or knows somebody that has been depressed knows that a depressed person would jsut say whybother to all that stuff and just sit at home all day watching tv or doing nothing at all. THose fuckers just want attention and the only attention they deserve is a swift kick in the testicles.

[CrIpInMiKe]

fuck man thats crazy shit... its a good thing they didn call the coppers on you mang....then it would've been some more fucked up shit

[clever421]

damn that shit is fucked up

[420purplehaze420]

wholey shit man...very well written i can see why this thread is so highly rated, i cant imagine what must have been going through your head

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

fucking sick story mate, the bit about the knife is well funny!!

haha ya what he said

[Sir Bliss]

Haha wow man. Do me, yourself, and everyone a favor by never smoking with her again. Obviously. that's some insane shit man.

Hope all turned out okay in the end...

[MacWQ33]

Very well written man...good job. That shit must have had you freaking for sure. What a weirdo that girl is.



reb- you dont see nothing wrong with being 14 and being with a 21 year old? haha, girl's are so fucking stupid when they are teenagers, no offence.

Yeah, and I'd have to agree here...that shit is fucked up from both ends. If one of my friends [21 y.o.] was bagging a 14 year old chick...OMG haha...that shit would be so fucked up. It's not about the 'person' anymore, it's honestly just pathetic.

[Machello]

I gotta say after reading the story that was the most epic saga of love and romance that I have ever reead in the marijuana world. I thought I was going to type a long run on sentence. Why did I just type the last sentence. So if I were the guy in the story I would have been like , "Cya bitch", and as I pulled infront of her house thrown he out. And driving away In go "Ga ga ga ga", like a fat cigar smoking bysuness man. :pimp:

[xTorches]

this is probabbly the most fucked up but most hilarious thing ive heard in a while

[led.zeppelin]

intense story bro,
It scared the crap out of me just thinking about it

[tappz]

same thing happened to me but im not 18 an dont have a car. shit was still hellla scary

[Boo360]

Man thats a fucked up story, you shoulda hit it man ;) lol nah just kidding but seriously that shit had to fucking suck. I actually hope you post alot more stories (good or bad) because you write really good man.

[JimmyBoy20]

That bitch has issues lol - you did the right thing man you kept calm under pressure! :thumbsup:

[cannabis=freedom]

Haha wow, I can't even imagine being there.

And yeah, the whole thing about rebgirl saying age doesn't matter but then saying right afterwards that she can't date anyone her own age...

Yeah, she's always been really self-righteous, I think; I never liked her much.

[EciRonTog]

Should have left the bitch on the curb and just drove off when she started dialing the phone.

[Bubbleman]

Very good story, I like reading long stories when im high.

[Tech N9ne.]

Damn.
That sucks bro, don't ever smoke with people you don't know their first time, they get a little crazy sometimes.
At least you didn't get in too much trouble and got to hook up with some girl right?

[HazyVille]

man that sucks dude, so sucks man, just sucks. I hate people who do that shit, if your going to freak out on me then dont smoke, smoke by yourself or dont smoke at all. I hate dealing with those types of people who get all freked out and shit, i agree major buzzkill and your lucky her mom didnt have the cops waiting for you man luck........but to be honest i thought the story was going to end up as one big joke were she freaked you and shit just for kicks, even so i would be pissed

[Struck420]

holy cow thats scary shit, ill tell a buzzkill story now :)
back in high school when i was about 16-17 there was a battle of the bands type thing and we are both high then all of the sudden he falls over at first i thought he was kidding but he was pale as a ghost and started puking scary but luckily he was fine the day after didnt remember shit about the night tho, might not have just been on weed tho so it was so scary i thought he was gunna die.
sorry for hijacking this thread with a story but damn id be careful who to smoke with under 18 if they havent smoked in a long time.

[ScaryMissMary]

What a dumb bitch.

[dragonrider]

Glad this got bumped or I never would've seen it. That was a most hilarious story!

[CannabisCrooz]

Got my heart pumping. You should write horror stories.

[Oriente]

lol wow. I felt intense reading that.

Took the words out of my mouth haha.

[TheGreenBuddy]

Maybe, karma is the poopertraitor

[Chronically Enhanced]

Oh man I feel for you, that part about the knife! WHAT THE. I would of taken the phone off her then and there and explained to her mum. BL mate.

[S.R.H.~BUDSMOKER~S.G]

DAM THAT SHIT FUKN SUKSSS
lol i whoulda made her sighn sumthn on the way there

[Mayack419]

Some young chicks just can't handle their shit when they chief. :thumbsup:

[dragonrider]

Oh my God! He's got a knife! Aaaaaaaaah! He's gonna k-k-k-k-kill me!

Oh, wait...my bad...no knife, just keys...so, can you pick me up or what?

What a freak.

[Chaotixxx]

That girl bugged out on that weed.

[13Lack]

Holy shit dude, that was a great story and I woulda freaked if a girl did something like that to me. And yeh...that is definitely one of the most ultimate killbuzzes I have ever heard lol.

From this story I learned to watch myself with unexperienced smokers lol.

[silkyblue]

make a note to self

if you see that girl coming toward you ever again


run the other way fast!!


thats one weird wench!

jeeeezzz

[DubSack13]

i be so horny by the time she was nekkid id rape that hoe once she said stop, hahaha

[Sweeney]

Damn i'm glad someone bumped my topic up. This story is a legend amongst my friends. It gets brought up frequently. I just told this story like a week ago.

[Mississippi Steve]

your real lucky....in these parts, 16 will get you 20. A kid that was 18 at the time got caught getting a blowjob by a 16 year old girl...yes it was consensual. He got 20 years.
They just let him out after 4 or 5 years because the Supreme Court said that it was "cruel and unusual punishment" If nothing else he will be paying lawyer bills for the rest of his life, and has a FELONY ARREST and CONVICTION on his record. they did give him a break in that he won't be a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

[lbj123]

That sucks man. At least you got off with a warning. It sounds like her parents were of the "MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" breed. They probably think that their daughter is innocent and you are some sick fuck pedophile who kidnapped their daughter in order to force her to do drugs!

I hate parents like that.

[roth89]

your real lucky....in these parts, 16 will get you 20. A kid that was 18 at the time got caught getting a blowjob by a 16 year old girl...yes it was consensual. He got 20 years.
They just let him out after 4 or 5 years because the Supreme Court said that it was "cruel and unusual punishment" If nothing else he will be paying lawyer bills for the rest of his life, and has a FELONY ARREST and CONVICTION on his record. they did give him a break in that he won't be a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

that is some fucked up shit... seriously i would be raising some hell over a conviction like that.

[Mississippi Steve]

that is some fucked up shit... seriously i would be raising some hell over a conviction like that.


Your right... it is pretty messed up..... to have your entire life fucked because you let the little head do the thinking instead of the big head.

He wouldn't have had a problem if he hadn't put himself in a position where somebody had to do something about it in the first place.

[TheBubbler]

nice, that was an interesting story. gotta watch out for noobs and buzzkills.

[jooper]

shit man!!!!!!!!!!!!thats bogie, well bogie!16 year old girls and weed are bad news!so is smoking and driving!

[Agressor1]

that girl sounds fucking nuts,
talk about paranoid on marijuana.
lmao

I hope she dies.

[matthiasj]

i be so horny by the time she was nekkid id rape that hoe once she said stop, hahaha


:jumphappy::jumphappy::S2::lol5::lol5:

[Sweeney]

bump

[StickyfingahZ]

I just burned a bowl and logged on and started reading this story-Awesome!!
I felt bad for you in your story,but it was a great story.
I have no Idea what I would have done in your shoes.....But Dang.....das a nuts story Bro.

[StickyfingahZ]

that girl sounds fucking nuts,
talk about paranoid on marijuana.
lmao

I hope she dies.

She probably ruined the name of marijuana....from now on anyone in her family will never give it a chance.:(

[dragonrider]

Sweeney likes to bump his own threads now and then.

Dude, this is a great story! But the thing to do is to post another great story, not keep recycling this great story.

[Sweeney]

I bump it for people who haven't read it. I can't just produce a great story out of nowhere. It was one of the most craziest nights of my life, I don't think I can top it.

[dragonrider]

I bump it for people who haven't read it. I can't just produce a great story out of nowhere. It was one of the most craziest nights of my life, I don't think I can top it.

Well, OK then. Maybe if the problem is a lack of material, you should try getting an underage girl high again? Hmmmmm... Maybe not.

[ukmonkey]

three letters.

emo.

steer clear of them.