yikes

[BizzleLuvin]

I'm so embarrassed you guys..... today I had to do group work in my intro to environmental education class. i'd had a HUGE salad a few hours before. so i had the WORST case of gas I've had in a long time. i could hardly hold it in! i was doubling over in pain, leaving every ten minutes to hide in the bathroom. so very unlady like. and i knew everyone could tell. i was mortified. well i hope this hasn't been totally disgusting.......i just ahd to let it out (pun intended)

[Matt the Funk]

Ahahah that sucks. Did anyone say anything? Or did they just sorta give you that look....

[napolitana869]

Oh man I hate when that happens! I feel your pain

[Dro_Princess]

Trying to hold a fart in is so painful, maybe they didnt know you had bad gas maybe they thought something different. Try not to worry about.

[stinkyattic]

+ rep for being a chick and making a thread about farts... especially your own... hahaha you rock.

[friendowl]

[friendowl puts on orange crossing guard vest]

STOP RIGHT THERE

girl farts smell way worse that guy farts
its been proven

cmon bizzle you should have not went to class
that was very very rude ahahah

[stinkyattic]

girl farts smell way worse that guy farts
its been proven
no way.
That is the #1 reason I do not go camping with my dad any more, unless I bring my own tent. Trail mix + canned baked beans + beef jerky + 55 year old man guts = me running out of the tent at 3am gasping like a fish out of water.

[friendowl]

dirty vagina smell
mixed with sweat and poop
add in some brocoli and spinach

even jack bauer himself would give up

[stinkyattic]

wtf! SOME of us shower and do not have those sorts of problems, poop-head! grrr.

[friendowl]

hahaha
i wasnt talking about you "stinky"
but cmon if you hike for days
you will stink no matter what

[Kid Dynamite]

Everyone knows girls farts smell like roses, and their poop tastes like candy floss.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

oh I didnt know BizzleLuvin was a girl

Ow well

That day must have sucked..

[BizzleLuvin]

yeah i just got that 'what's up with that chick' look. girl farts are sneaky cause most of the time you can't hear them, they just sneak up on you. and if youre wearing perfume, it kinda mixes with that and smells worse. next time, i'll remember to cut down on the broccoli in my salad.

[Skink]

in the 3rd grade we were solving math problems on the blackboard... the teacher would write an equation and we students would raise our hands if we new the answer ... The teacher would pick a student and he/she would go up and solve it... A girl named Sharon "Lived right behind my house BTW" was raising her hand and the teacher picked her like the 7th equation... Sharon went up and stood behind the piano and stared to tap her feet and cry... LoLzzz,,,the next thing I saw was a yellow stream flowing from under the piano,,,she was raising her hand to go to the bathroom,,,LoLzzz...

Talk about embarrassing,,,lol...