View Full Version : What do you think the Chinese were smoking on this one?
Sweeney
03-28-2007, 03:32 AM
Well every once in awhile my grandmother gets my mother some scrubbing shit for dishes and she has me give them to her. I just happened to look down at it and read the back and I was amazed at how bad the grammar and spelling was. I couldn't get a good picture closeup of the words so i'll type word for word letter for letter.
PRODUCT
"The products are the internationahy used high-tech cleaning appliances. Their rawmaterials are plastic silk and sponge.The products are favoured by the hovse wife of the horld with such specii cations as the good detergent and hitout scar.
Action:The products ave used for cleaning and washing the refngerator. Washing hsachine aluminum plastic products china.Stainless and glass products easily
MADE IN CHINA"
Every single mispelling, bad spacing or bad grammar is exactly what is on the package. I just imagine some chinese guy that did this was a guy who dropped out half way through his english classes but told them that he is fluent in english.
Nissan_420sx
03-28-2007, 03:34 AM
they never mess up the Made In China part...lol
I think they call that shit Engrish or sumthin like that
rebgirl420
03-28-2007, 03:34 AM
hahah its like in that Simpsons episode where Homer goes to Japan and sees they use his imagine and hes a fish bulb
halfassedjediknight
03-28-2007, 03:55 AM
there really is such a thing as engrish. seriously.
OniEhtRedrum781
03-28-2007, 03:56 AM
lol those crazy bastards!
Matt the Funk
03-28-2007, 03:57 AM
Lol. think there is a site with all types of things like this...
Coelho
03-28-2007, 04:10 AM
i think if anyone tried to write in chinese, would do far worse than it...
Sweeney
03-28-2007, 04:33 AM
Yeah but it's not my job to write chinese.
halfassedjediknight
03-28-2007, 04:35 AM
Yeah but it's not my job to write chinese.
i just noticed that you joined on my birthday.
yeah random. ha :thumbsup:
Coelho
03-28-2007, 05:36 AM
Yeah but it's not my job to write chinese.
considering that in the China there is a lot of semi-slave work, i think the one who wrote in that dish would not consider its work as a 'job' too...
lagstronaut
03-29-2007, 02:43 AM
ahahahaha lmfao i love how it starts off okay, gets pretty bad, then just completely stops even trying to make sense
station
03-29-2007, 02:52 AM
crazy acid dropping fuckers
tootsie roll
03-29-2007, 04:53 AM
Well every once in awhile my grandmother gets my mother some scrubbing shit for dishes and she has me give them to her. I just happened to look down at it and read the back and I was amazed at how bad the grammar and spelling was. I couldn't get a good picture closeup of the words so i'll type word for word letter for letter.
PRODUCT
"The products are the internationahy used high-tech cleaning appliances. Their rawmaterials are plastic silk and sponge.The products are favoured by the hovse wife of the horld with such specii cations as the good detergent and hitout scar.
Action:The products ave used for cleaning and washing the refngerator. Washing hsachine aluminum plastic products china.Stainless and glass products easily
MADE IN CHINA"
Every single mispelling, bad spacing or bad grammar is exactly what is on the package. I just imagine some chinese guy that did this was a guy who dropped out half way through his english classes but told them that he is fluent in english.
Any idea what "hitout scar" means?
:wtf:
Breukelen advocaat
03-29-2007, 06:08 AM
Any idea what "hitout scar" means?
:wtf:
Nonabrasive.
Markass
03-29-2007, 06:42 PM
lmao...that's so funny..
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