Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist! =p

[stinkyattic]

Okay, this is a spinoff of a post from The Green Fog under 'Bored of Sex?'.

We all remember Green Eggs and Ham...

And Dr. Seuss actually lived in my area, so to me, this is even funnier!

Hee hee how would Dr. Seuss, sex therapist, recommend that you spice up a dull love life?

Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox?

So make up your own!!!


Have you done it in a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a tam? Have you done it dipped in jam?

I could go on an on.

[Samwhore]

I did it with spam, we had white eggs and ham

[lazy smoker7]

thats so awesome I made a thread about Dr. Seuss also like last week or sumtin I dunno. but here is my Dr . seuss thread.. http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/107284-dr-seuss-must-have-smoked-good-shit.html
maybe I started a trend lol... but yea dr suess is awesome "That sam I am that sam I am I do not like that sam I am"

[EmoRebellion]

Yay, its time for butt-sex
Bitch talk back and Ill shoot rex
In and out I pound your ass
Right before its time for class
Ill drop you off outside your school
Man, 2nd grade used to be so cool
Tell your teacher that I said hi
and dont worry, they always cry...

:wtf: was that too far?

[hello3pat]

Yay, its time for butt-sex
Bitch talk back and Ill shoot rex
In and out I pound your ass
Right before its time for class
Ill drop you off outside your school
Man, 2nd grade used to be so cool
Tell your teacher that I said hi
and dont worry, they always cry...

:wtf: was that too far?
That was not too far,
But was it in the car?
Have you tried it with a dead deer,
That guy must of had to much beer.
I'm gonna go smoke a bowl,
Then maybe play my 360 console.
Later I may masturbate,
Because I have no date,
While my eyes dilate.
.....
How was that?

[napolitana869]

you guys are too much lol

[couch-potato]

I fucked a chick
Said I had a fat dick
Her eyes fluttered all blink-y
Told me she was kinky
Pulled out a strange device
Beckoned that I don't think twice
Turned out it was a vibrator-oodle
Gave it a lick, stuck it in her poodle
Went to work with my wrist
Gave her a turn, gave her a twist!
When all was said and done
She smiled and ended our fun
I handed her some spare coin, a watch, and a silver-star
Raised my boot and kicked her ass out of my car.
The end.

[TheGreenFog]

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Cool thread, Stinky! :) I'll come up with something later. :D


The Fog :rastasmoke:


P.S. I still dunno what a "tam" is. :) I guess I'll have to google it.

[higher4hockey]

have you done it with all your friends? have you done it in both ends?

have you done it on the beach? have you done it with the teach?

have you done it on a couch? have you done it in your mouth ?

[Psycho4Bud]

I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is
Do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

Could you? Would you? On your tit?
Could you? Would you? On your lip?

Not on my tit, not on my lip
Not here or there, not anywhere
I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is

Could you? Would you? On your face?
Could you? Would you? Without disgrace?

Not on my face, not without disgace
Not on my tit, not on my lip
Do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is


Have a good one!:jointsmile: