Bored of sex?

[rebgirl420]

Well...im not really "bored of sex" its just more like, ive been there done all of that. I mean....ive done all of the positions, role playing, talking, everything. I mean, theres only so many things you can do. I have books and movies and everything and ive done it all. Nothing is taboo and kinky anymore...I dont know...what else can I do?

[Samwhore]

get a new partner

[rebgirl420]

I cant and I wont

[40oz]

I had the same problem.... i got a new partner. If you can't and won't then hey, thats life baby.

[Samwhore]

threesome?
become a swinger?

[partcleguy]

But have you tried goat play? :D

[rebgirl420]

come on guys, im serious

[Samwhore]

well, people do that.... im trying to be serious,

[puddlecruzier]

I think the problem is you have been fucking. way to long you need some slow passionate sex get deep connect with one another. if this is someone you cant part with them you both should be able too have you talked with him?

[rebgirl420]

yeah we talk all the time, I practically live with the man, but hes as clueless as I am about this. Its like,

soooo....what do you wanna do 2night?

I dunno...u?

I have no clue how about (random sex act here)

yeah, weve done that a million times, something new

and this goes on until we finally just say screw it, get naked and bend over

[Samwhore]

try it in moms bed, on the roof, on the beach,

[puddlecruzier]

how long you been together?

[40oz]

Yea do it in crazy locations.

[rebgirl420]

been there, done that samwhore and weve been together for 2 years now

[Samwhore]

do it..... in a jacuzzi, a pool, have one of you blindfolded.....

I really dont know.

"I once got busy in a burger king bathroom" haha, great song

[40oz]

Maybe if you take a break from sex... i know back when i was having sex once and twice a day every day i got bored of it too.

[puddlecruzier]

my name is humptie

[rebgirl420]

thats the thing, weve done it! Even role playing is boring, and thats my favorite! I dunno, im a lost cause..*tear*

[d00d557]

that'd be something i'd ask sue johanson

[rebgirl420]

OH I love that old lady! she says the word "vagina" sooo funny!

[d00d557]

hahahh yeah i get a kick out of watching it every now and then, but yeah it sounds like possibly taking a break would be a good idea, seem's to work with everything else including weed

[Coelho]

well... i would suggest the same thing to do when youre bored of smoking... take a break... after some days you'll be dying to do it again! :thumbsup:

EDIT:Just realized d00d557 posted the same thing!

[rebgirl420]

I dont think taht would fix the problem, I mean the problem will still be there when we get back....to me its only delaying the inevitable

[AlwaysBlazed]

how about you try some lesbian sex, totally serious

[rebgirl420]

im bi and ive done that too, for gods sake I make a porn star look like a nun

[ericwt]

Tantra, BDSM, and a few others.

Get creative. I feel for you if you are already bored with sex at your age.

[40oz]

I dont think taht would fix the problem, I mean the problem will still be there when we get back....to me its only delaying the inevitable

not necesarily If you take a break from sex for a week, then have sex only every other day after that Im sure you would notice a difference. Maybe put two or three days between it if you need to. The anticipation that builds up during the days you have no sex will wipe away your fears of sex getting boring.

[d00d557]

wow then uh, like I said, bring in the big guns, talk to sue johanson. if there is actually any way to get into touch with her, i'm sure there is a will if there is a way:thumbsup:

[AlwaysBlazed]

Is it even possible to be bored with sex?

[rebgirl420]

apparently it is

[puddlecruzier]

i know bored with sex i think this is a phase or a rut your stuck in and youll snap outta it roll a phatty put on some KMK's music and enjoy the night

[rebgirl420]

hes not home...hes working

[puddlecruzier]

this reminds me of the song strange dayz the chorus anyhow

[ericwt]

get a new partner

I really have to go with Sam on this one.

Good luck. You are going to need it.

[rebgirl420]

wow you guys suck when it comes to advice haha oh well thanks for trying

[d00d557]

well hey we aren't all sex gods here hahahaha
especially at 15 shit:cool:

[puddlecruzier]

well i do a lot of licking dont really know about the sucking department
i mean it cant be all that bad your still getting and orgasm right?

[rebgirl420]

yeah i still get off, its not the quality its the fact that i want it to be spiced up a bit

[Dest]

if you wanna kink it up do it in public or do it dirty... also try and take each other by suprise at a time you totally wouldnt expect to do it. takeing a break might help you realize how lucky you are to have such a dependable partner and make you want it more.

[rebgirl420]

dest..have you read the rest of the damn thread? Thank you oh-fountain-of-all-knowledge...

[puddlecruzier]

lmfao or maybe im just really high.

sorry you have hit this point it sucks ive been there sadly i was bored with the person and it took a whille to see that. but im not sure your gonna find an answer for it on here.

[Dest]

lol hard to think of anything you havent done i guess... mabey you could go up with the next space shuttle flight?

[rebgirl420]

yeah ur right, but at least people tried to help, everyones real kick ass here

[puddlecruzier]

yeah they are i like this site i just found it
best of luck to you

[d00d557]

space sex? sounds badass sign me up, imagine the possibilities:D

[rebgirl420]

hahaha without gravity....could you imagine the positions! It would be like cirque de sole without the gay makeup and without the crazy foreigners

[dutch.lover]

How to contact Sue Johanson? I know how to contact her webmaster who answers all the emails... message board @ Disclaimer (http://www.talksexwithsue.com)

He gets back to you in just a couple days usually.

[rebgirl420]

on the site she says that cannabis is an erection killer...hmmm I find that to be wrong! haha

[d00d557]

hahaha 100% false:thumbsup:

[puddlecruzier]

maybe she meant to say it gives killer erections

[rebgirl420]

yeah bout to say, im no guy but it makes me horny

[dutch.lover]

funny u mentioned the cannabis equals "no erections" thing, because i had been meaning to write to tell them it wasn't true....i should do that now.

[rebgirl420]

you should hun, set that shit straight!

[CommanderChief]

Fuck on ecstasy. But then you'll probablly be really bored with sex....

[Abunai]

haha stay away from threesomes, they can mess stuff up

try all the different bondage techniques lol or find a interesting sex game o.o...good luck!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Fisting? Golden showers?
I'm just tossing out ideas here. Reb, I think you should go work at a strip club when you turn 18.

[thCA livin]

Fisting? Golden showers?
I'm just tossing out ideas here. Reb, I think you should go work at a strip club when you turn 18.

.. +2

[jawndoe]

Strap it on!

[MadSativa]

lol hard to think of anything you havent done i guess... mabey you could go up with the next space shuttle flight?

not in space but in zero gravity, its harder than you think(no pun), theres no leverage, Reb as to your querry, It sounds like the 2 of you(u and ur old man) need a vacation, not from each other but togeather. Who said goats and horses and shit? I think that only works when your in Tiajuana, or if ur Madona.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Strap it on!
Right on. When all else fails, put something in somebody's butt.

:mrs g. always tries to promote buttsex of all varieties.:

For extra fun, dress him like a girl first, take him out in public, and make out with him. You know, go for the full experience.

[stinkyattic]

Tantra, .we have a winner! The Male Multiple = wOOt

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL!

[xcrispi]

Right on. When all else fails, put something in somebody's butt.

:mrs g. always tries to promote buttsex of all varieties.:

For extra fun, dress him like a girl first, take him out in public, and make out with him. You know, go for the full experience.

Fuk yeah Mrs. Greenjeans you get rep for that 1 .
Tooooo Funny . :thumbsup:
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Crispi, I have not yet begun to kink his root. He just don't know.

I figure I can keep us married for a while on that alone. And I can cook, and grow excellent dope. I'm a shoe in.

[Reefer Rogue]

Keep at it.

[stinkyattic]

I hate this thread =[why? it's hysterical! it's filthy! it makes no sense! it's PERFECT.

[Reefer Rogue]

why? it's hysterical! it's filthy! it makes no sense! it's PERFECT.

darn i didn't read the thread and this proves it i changed it and now it looks stupid. I hated it because i thought the thread was about all these people who are all bored of sex and i can't get any, well it kind of is so blah

I have nothing against anyone though don't get me wrong, i hope you start enjoying sex again reb

good luck

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ahh, it all becomes clear now.
Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm not bored of it.

And truth be told, neither is Reb. She's just bored, period.

There. I said it.

[TheGreenFog]

Have you tried it in a box...with a fox...?



:S2:


I can't believe I got to say that. As I was reading through the pages, I swore someone would've beat me to it! LOL Sorry...not a serious response...but I crack myself up sometimes.


Serious response...Enhance the LOVE! Take time off? Do it slooowly....


I dunno...I just wanted to say the Dr. Suess quote. I'll stop now. :D


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[higher4hockey]

my theory on sex with the same person over and over again, is like eating the same cereal every day, who wants to do that right ? wrong!

for instance, "i eat cheerios every day of my life"
well cheerios by themselves get pretty damn boring. if imagination is used on said cheerios, they can get pretty interesting and colorful. for instance you can put strawberries, bananas, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, sugar, coat them in syrup, fuck you can do anything! put some tabasco on those fuckers.... "ok so i eat on mondays cheerios with bananas, tuesday cheerios with strawberries so on and so forth and now im getting bored with the routine."
well fuck, switch it up...put strawberries and bananas together. hell leave out the cheerios and eat the fruit and syrup.

the point im trying to get at, is you can NEVER say i've done everything.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Have you tried it in a box...with a fox...?

:S2:


I can't believe I got to say that. As I was reading through the pages, I swore someone would've beat me to it! LOL Sorry...not a serious response...but I crack myself up sometimes.


Serious response...Enhance the LOVE! Take time off? Do it slooowly....


I dunno...I just wanted to say the Dr. Suess quote. I'll stop now. :D


The Fog :rastasmoke:
You are a hot mess.

[TheFatKid]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

[stinkyattic]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

Can you draw a diagram plz?

Green Fog, lol @ Dr. Seuss!!!

Rebgirl... Have you done it in a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a tam? Have you done it dipped in jam?
I could go on an on.
We should make a Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist thread!
ooh ima go start it now!!!

[MadSativa]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

That ,....well that is fuckin halarious:pimp: :pimp:

[mrdevious]

Try sex on a psilocybin mushroom trip. Trust me, THAT would be intense!

[Hookah314]

i know some people already brought up taking a break but make a game out of it...see who can be teased the hardest and longest with out having sex and im not talking about minutes or hours. like days just tease the fuck out of them until you see who cant stand it any longer.
ya know?

[Canadien.]

Try sex on a psilocybin mushroom trip. Trust me, THAT would be intense!

Or right as your getting off take a deep hit of salvia.

[SuperTorch]

Man this thread is total proof that no one else has any ideas either and it's a serious problem. I mean this is a major problem of monogamy, and a major issue in all most all relationships. Who the hell can have sex with the same person for 30 years yet that is what a great marriage is or so they say. Her problem is SO COMMON once the kink and freak has been played out over and over it just becomes a WHAT DO WE DO NOW sticking point. Truth be told I'm not sure Man/Woman was meant to do this, but to each his own if you can. Hell I don't have any answers either other than abstain for a while and see how that works, or your going to have to learn ROMANCE if you haven't already thats is based around love and not fucking. This is a difficult question to answer how do you keep sex exciting once you done it 500+ times in every location and every situation imaginable. To me it screams disclosed additional partners other than that I have no idea, think about it what if either one of you could sleep with whoever you want and know it's not about betrayal or distrust or disrespect but just about keeping new sex alive and sharing details always keeping safe, I'm not talking about swinging parties but about individual rights that allow more sexual freedom. I've been in this situation and am kinda in it right now, before I just blow off someone I like because there is no sex fever left, I'm going to tell them what I think may help with her having just as many rights as me but for now just other girls. Otherwise your head for splits-ville and you might as well learn something or you'll be right back at the same door in you next relationship. See I don't have much to say either. And before I get a bunch of male idiots saying HEY SUPERTORCH send her my way - She won't accept anything less than 7" Cut and Thick after having me. :)

[Canadien.]

And before I get a bunch of male idiots saying HEY SUPERTORCH send her my way - She won't accept anything less than 7" Cut and Thick after having me. :)


.... or a fat hit of salvia.

[ericwt]

One word- Fudgesicles!

[TheGreenFog]

You are a hot mess.

I don't know what this means........:wtf:


:)


Can you draw a diagram plz?

Green Fog, lol @ Dr. Seuss!!!

Rebgirl... Have you done it in a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a tam? Have you done it dipped in jam?
I could go on an on.
We should make a Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist thread!
ooh ima go start it now!!!


What is a tam?



Sorry for hijacking. I plead the FiF.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

It means you're funny.

[sttomassmoker]

magical fairy dust and lots of it

[Samwhore]

reb.......have you ever taped yourself? that would be interesting.

[rebgirl420]

yeah ive taped us and ive done tantra and bondage and all that but it doesnt matter. John and I had some kick ass sex today and yesterday and my boredom is cured! That man is a god!!!!!!

[TheGreenFog]

It means you're funny.

Sorry, I was being rhetorical. ;) I thought I would stop putting the lols and little smilies (;) :p) at the bottom of my sarcastic posts to see if people would think I'm being serious...LOL Guess I should still put 'em. hehe


Reb, glad to hear that you're cured. :thumbsup:

I bet you feel like these guys now... :jumphappy:


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[rebgirl420]

I do, I feel like one sexy bitch now hahah

[halfassedjediknight]

i had some rad sexin when i woke up.

just thought id throw that out there.

[206 DankySpanky]

Golden Shower anyone?

[halfassedjediknight]

gross

[206 DankySpanky]

lol

joke

[cannabis=freedom]

Hey rebgirl, what if you discussed politics/spirituality the entire time when fucking?

That'd be unique, that's for damn certain.....although if you mention Nixon just as the guy comes, he may not be too happy.

[stinkyattic]

What is a tam?
:
one of those silly little Scottish hats that looks like a beret with a little red pompom on top, worn by wild Highlanders and fuddy old golfers.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

gross
Don't hate on pee. It's like Superthrive.


AHAHAHHAHAA! Sorry. I just cracked myself up.

[TheGreenFog]

one of those silly little Scottish hats that looks like a beret with a little red pompom on top, worn by wild Highlanders and fuddy old golfers.

Even when I googled it and found that same answer...I didn't think it was right. LOL....ok. Note to self...refuse if anyone offers me a "tam." :D



Don't hate on pee. It's like Superthrive.


AHAHAHHAHAA! Sorry. I just cracked myself up.


Bad memories of BONG0s and...urination... That was funny, though. Superthrive. haha.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[cannabis campbell]

just go different places everything gets boring in the end

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Even when I googled it and found that same answer...I didn't think it was right. LOL....ok. Note to self...refuse if anyone offers me a "tam." :D





Bad memories of BONG0s and...urination... That was funny, though. Superthrive. haha.


The Fog :rastasmoke:
What's that show on G4TV?

Brainiac! They did a show about pee once, taught me a lot.

[stinkyattic]

Don't hate on pee. It's like Superthrive.
... Sorry. I just cracked myself up .you cracked me up too... I'm not sure if this was before you joined, but last year there was a rash of posts about fertilizing your plants with pee and even in one case peoplepoop. lol.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I read those! I'll be damned if I'm smoking anything with peoplepoop on it.

The idea of peoplepee doesn't bother me as much, probably because I am a parent, and have been peed on more times than I care to count. And pee is water soluble, so it just "seems" more harmless, kwim?

[stinkyattic]

everything gets boring in the end
Some of us actually enjoy it in the end.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH!!!^

[bong_man]

same thing happened to me! done everything EVERYTHING then kinda got bored! what we did was stopped for awhile until we ended up not being able to stay away from each other, we tried stop for a week but ended up in the toilets in a nightclub lol was unreallll! everything got better from there! then we broke up lol

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

What is it with you and nightclub toiletsex?

[bong_man]

lol its fun whats with u and ur lack of niteclub toiletsex? :p

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't do it in the niteclub toilet cause I usually do it on the snooker table.

[bong_man]

:o IS YOUR NAME FIONA BY ANY CHANCE????

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROFL! No, but I dig that name. You are very very close though.

[tehcromex]

lol its fun whats with u and ur lack of niteclub toiletsex? :p

wow i dont know what i can say othere than most the niteclubs ive been to have been dare i say less than sanitary? then again if i am skittish bout peeing there im definately not gonna try and have sex there.

As far as this thread goes...

I dont have any advise for anyone suffering from this problem but if you ever find the cure please let me know. I personally dont find sex boring .. ever no matter how many times i do it it never gets old. i guess its because i have an imagination. though on the other hand my wife isnt into sex very much. which is a big downfall for me since im borderline nympho. *sigh* but everyone has their problems right? i often times imagine doing things that she wont do or even consider doing i guess to most my sex life is unacceptably boring but id never leave her for her lack of intrest in sexuality. i dunno where i was going with this i started getting yelled at to give my puppy a bath so i lost my train of thought but thanks for reading

=P

[orgasmic]

have a break for a mounth, no masturbation or anything, no more action than kissing!

then after the mounth you will be so crazy to do it again it will feel amazing,

i herd apparantly......

[rainbows.rsexy]

a hobby, as a pretty, hostess
please, let us buy you a diet mountain dew!
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[Dazed4now]

I cant and I wont

thats about all i can say to help your problems
it will def spice things up tho

[dkeltz]

you could always try anal

[Staurm]

I'm bored of sex, but lately it's been mostly me alone pulling my cock, in the dark under the sheets, it's such an anti-climax. I hate it when I get fantasisers block as well, sometimes I'm so busy thrapping away that I forget to think about which sexy seductress I want to imagine sitting on top of me, and then I have to pull back until I think of the right person. That just fucking ruins it for me.

[rainbows.rsexy]

you could always try anal

or eat a bunch of jalepenos , for the same pain in the

[GraziLovesMary]

Some of us actually enjoy it in the end.

Ok so first off, THAT^^ is hott lol.


Second... Im pissed! I read all these fucking posts to make sure I didnt say anything that had already been said, and god damnit if the problem isnt already solved!! Oh well, I doubt I woulda been able to say anything new anyways. Glad to hear things are goin good again!

[rainbows.rsexy]

ask sex gurus, at a sexual forum,....:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

erm i'm afraid to admit our sex life has died off... we still love each other and it doesn't cause THAT many problems (not having sex in any relationship will eventually cause 'problems' but for all the couples i've seen 'not having sex' i'd say we're doing excellent... i guess we both died off about the same time.. i feel weird, i'm afraid it's affecting her and she ain't saying nothing but psychologically, well i'm the same as always, i'm not flipping out like the guys on tv/movies when they don't get it <_<

dunno, i've even lost intrest in masturbation, just getting off in general doesn't seem that fascinating anymore to me... which is a pretty bold statement considering i used ot keep a collection of porn (mostly pics at that) 40 gigs strong and do 'it' up to 3-4x daily....

it's kinda weird actually, to go from getting off all the time, to not really caring if/when it does happen.... ??? :confused: :wtf: maybe i'm just weird.

[beachguy in thongs]

yeah we talk all the time, ...

yeah, weve done that a million times, something new

and this goes on until we finally just say screw it, get naked and bend over

Wait! You both bend over? How does that work?

[rastaman79]

dont believe you.x

[MarzVooolta]

you could try throwing animals into the equation...

[Boo360]

What is it with people and beastiality?!?!?? lol. No seriously thought thats bad.... anyways. If taking a break doesnt work then get really fucking kinky with it. S&M maybe? Watersports (Not the kind with a boat either) Nothing I prefer but its an idea. Anal? anal on him? I dunno just a thought.

[Hookah314]

alls i know...i love fucking sex. freaky ass rough sex....haha..
shutting up now



can you tell i got laid last night..alot.