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Dmo18
03-26-2007, 01:43 AM
yeh, saturday thats the kind of search i got. not even me but EVERYONE in the house, and there was at least 50-60 people there. luckily we got a heads up on the cops so we hid our shit in cabinets and in the chimney LOL, cuz they didnt have a warrant. but i thought that was a little intense for a house party, they acted like we were fuckin trafficin heroin or somethin lol. so i didnt know how many people have had this kind of intesnse pat down, but if you have you might like it, i got a chub:p
Samwhore
03-26-2007, 01:46 AM
haha, sorry about that, I love Dave
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-26-2007, 01:48 AM
yeh, saturday thats the kind of search i got. not even me but EVERYONE in the house, and there was at least 50-60 people there. luckily we got a heads up on the cops so we hid our shit in cabinets and in the chimney LOL, cuz they didnt have a warrant. but i thought that was a little intense for a house party, they acted like we were fuckin trafficin heroin or somethin lol. so i didnt know how many people have had this kind of intesnse pat down, but if you have you might like it, i got a chub:p
LOLOLOLOL! You kinky thing! I am getting such a kick out of this. The mental picture is priceless.
blazed620
03-26-2007, 01:49 AM
sounds very awkward
Dmo18
03-26-2007, 01:53 AM
LOLOLOLOL! You kinky thing! I am getting such a kick out of this. The mental picture is priceless.

if your picturing it in your mind, it was me, with my hands against the wall, and the cops doing her thing and at the same time telling us we were all going to die cause we smoke cigarettes. she was a fuckin bitch, but i like the way she touched me, i was kinda hoping she would come back;)
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-26-2007, 01:54 AM
Dude you've got me giggling so hard now.
station
03-26-2007, 01:55 AM
thats fucked...id sue em
Dmo18
03-26-2007, 01:58 AM
it was quite a funny situation. she was tryin to be a hard ass and in the process she got to the 2 drunkest ppl there, which were already passed out, and she starts doin her thing and then goes "my god did you piss yourself" moves to the next kid "my god you too" lol everyone was laughin under there breath
ATrain
03-26-2007, 02:00 AM
Hahaha! That wicked :jointsmile:
Frivolous248
03-26-2007, 02:02 AM
Thats fucking crazy.

They can do that? Obviously I've heard of it, but what reason did they have to search your anus!?

At least it was a female cop. Was she hot?

Heh, reminds me of butthead "Uhh, did I just score?"
Humboldt215
03-26-2007, 02:03 AM
you sayin female cops searched you while you were told to 'lift your sack and spread your cheeks'

searches like that are done without clothing and only in lock down facilities.
Dmo18
03-26-2007, 02:12 AM
you sayin female cops searched you while you were told to 'lift your sack and spread your cheeks'

searches like that are done without clothing and only in lock down facilities.

not naked, but yes she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts on
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-26-2007, 02:13 AM
Okay, now I'm getting turned on.
Dmo18
03-26-2007, 02:16 AM
Okay, now I'm getting turned on.

damn greenjeans you a freak:thumbsup:
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-26-2007, 02:24 AM
I know. I can't help it. Papi nailed me twice today too. You'd think I would be all settled down.
Bob the Awesome
03-26-2007, 02:26 AM
That's really strange o_0 I can't believe they actually do searches like that to whole groups of people out of areas like checkpoints and stuff.
Dmo18
03-26-2007, 02:26 AM
lol
cron
03-26-2007, 02:34 AM
I'd sew the city cuz that shits illegal,there supposed to have a male officer do that because you can get sexual harassment charges put on them. If the cops didnt have owners permision to even be in the house you can get them in shit for that too. I hate law enforcement they think they can do what ever they want little pricks
Frivolous248
03-26-2007, 02:45 AM
not naked, but yes she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts on

Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.
rebgirl420
03-26-2007, 02:51 AM
wow the title of this thread is the same sentance i woke up to this morning hmmm haha
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-26-2007, 03:08 AM
Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.
See?^ I'm not the only freak on here.
206 DankySpanky
03-26-2007, 05:05 AM
sounds very awkward

i saw quagmire on ur AV and i just imagined him and a hot female officer sayiing "spread your cheeks and lift ur sack" and him bein like gigggity giggity
Abunai
03-26-2007, 05:26 AM
Haha that's crazy man...one time a cop hopped over my fence and told a friend of mine who was pissing to turn around with his hands up - "hold on, i'm doin somethin here" zipzip...pretty awkward n funny if you don't say so..
206 DankySpanky
03-26-2007, 05:30 AM
Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.

yo Frivolous have u seen A Clockwork Orange?
LegalizeTheGreen
03-30-2007, 04:16 AM
You should have asked for a happy ending.
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-30-2007, 01:58 PM
OMFG!!!!! Happy ending has been the running joke around my house all week.

Although after the grapeseed-oil-at-7-in-the-morning-handjob, we now call it a Happy Beginning.
Gunner420
04-04-2007, 03:58 AM
she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts on

girls with skirts have balls!?!?!?!?!?!?

lol jk