rolling a joint...

[DR_CANNABIS]

yea me and my brother plan to take our dog for a walk and blaze it up today, but in order for me to do that i have to roll a joint... i really suck at doing that, ive tried so many times... any guidelines i should follow or anything like that? just anything to help would be nice...

[DR_CANNABIS]

yea ive heard that so mnany times... oh well i guess thats what i have to do...

[smokinballer]

how do you get to carnergie hall?

[BizzleLuvin]

practice!
i always had trouble with it overflowing when i finished the roll, so i fold the papers over so there's about a 1/4 of an inch less paper on one side...dont fold it in half....so it rolls evenly without spillage. folding it then filling makes a nice trough for the maryjane to sit, makes it stay in place. this works best with 1-1.5 sized papers, not the french size

[passitplz]

if u cant roll then just use a dollar. easiest thing in the world.:thumbsup:

[weedmaster]

as bt said use tobacco much easier,just keep practising and you'll soon be an expert, but in the meantime get a pipe lol:jointsmile:

[GotWake88]

Dude, one time me and my friend smoked up our other friend's cat. Long story short, it started chasing it's own shadow and ran away. oops. I think they eventually found it.

Blunt wraps are easy as hell to roll. Get those.

[thatman]

Pen roll pen roll pen roll

Take a regular size paper and a pencil , wrap the paper as tight as you possibely can around the pencil , hold it , lick it on the outside.

Leave it to dry for a few minutes while you bust up your weed , bust it up into fine fine pieces then pull up the paper off the pencil a cm or two and insert your cardboard roach.

Once thats done , remove the joint cynlinder and proceed to fill it up.

I use suction , but you can kind of scoop , pack and then you'll end up with a perfect joint.

It never fails

[tootsie roll]

yea me and my brother plan to take our dog for a walk and blaze it up today, but in order for me to do that i have to roll a joint... i really suck at doing that, ive tried so many times... any guidelines i should follow or anything like that? just anything to help would be nice...

Invest a few bucks in a rolling machine. You'll always have perfect J's and whatever size you feel like. A pinner or a huge doob.
When I get a bag, I usually just pre-roll several for when the mood hits.:jointsmile:

[Marevix]

One time i took one of our dogs for a walk and went to smoke a doobie at the park whilst walking the dog. But the dog walked into the joint and it took me about 5min to wash it all out of its coat (it's a champion show dog :p ).

Then when i got home, my sister gave the dog a pat and whilst petting the dog she starts sniffing the dog and goes "the dog smells like marijuana!!!":p :p

That's classic. What were you doing, toking up whilst sitting down next to the dog? I don't see any way that a dog short of bear-sized could accidentally walk into a joint above shoulder level.

[MisterGreen]

last time i toked me and my friends drove to this dog park and then we get out of the car and are like "what the hell are we doing here? lets go back to the house." lol.