Shippping bong, pipe, and papers

[OzzyOz]

I'm getting a bong , pipe, and 15 blunt papers shipped to me by mail. My mom if she found the bong in the mail, would seriously kill me. I need to hide it, but it cant be something weird.... cuzz i'm saying i got it from a friend that moved away, and he wanted to send me something for christmas...


pic of bong

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the pipe is as big as a lighter, so not to hard to hide. And then the 15 blunt papers...

Good ideas needed by friday!

[Buck268]

Just have him ship it in a box surrouded with croumpled newspaper. Tell yer ma its a Vase :P

Seriously, just say its samething for your car or something...

[OzzyOz]

i don't have a car yet... one day maybe...

my friends gonna put it in a jumbo case of peannut butter in a bag. Int he middle, no one will be able to see it... unless you really dig through it

[hempheadjack]

what the hell ever happened to tell the truth,,,,dont be scared,,

[OzzyOz]

lol

" the truth will bite you by the nuts, and then give you a blowjob. Then arrest you "

[hempheadjack]

i smoke for many plus yrs,,i was told i am dying of cancer,,hell i tell the whole world i live on weed,,when the cops drive by my house,,i run out to light up,,it took my mom 2 yrs to get over the fact i have been smoking for yrs,,i was scared to tell her,,one day i just said mom,,i smoke pot cuz im sick,,she said yes in my head,,im sick,,to say ther least,,she now asks how my plants are doing,,anyway,,just go buy pipes and stalk your house,,she will get the hint

[Etrain]

You have some tight bongs head. I dig the mask : )

[hempheadjack]

i don't have a car yet... one day maybe...

my friends gonna put it in a jumbo case of peannut butter in a bag. Int he middle, no one will be able to see it... unless you really dig through it
wow,,peanut butter,,havent heard of that one since i use to do it back in the seventys,,i used pb jars hollowed out,,put weed in bag and stuff in middle of pb,,,why,,,cant xray pb,,,

[kr1Nx01]

wow,,peanut butter,,havent heard of that one since i use to do it back in the seventys,,i used pb jars hollowed out,,put weed in bag and stuff in middle of pb,,,why,,,cant xray pb,,,
Hmm I never knew that!

[OzzyOz]

wow,,peanut butter,,havent heard of that one since i use to do it back in the seventys,,i used pb jars hollowed out,,put weed in bag and stuff in middle of pb,,,why,,,cant xray pb,,,

dude...you have probablly the best collection i've ever seen, and that's what i was thinking. Using PB... will they search it? These PB jars are huge like 3x as big as normal jars... :)

[hempheadjack]

dude...you have probablly the best collection i've ever seen, and that's what i was thinking. Using PB... will they search it? These PB jars are huge like 3x as big as normal jars... :)plus no smell,,never had a prob,,that was back in the seventys tho,,but no smell or sight on pb,,and remember you never have to put a return address even at a fed ex,,go as john schumck if need be,,good luck

[OzzyOz]

so they pretty mcuh only search ones that don't have a return adress?

and that the dogs can smell?

[OzzyOz]

I don't think they'll search the PB unless.... the dogs go crazy, or if they can actually see the stuff

but also, wouldn't you be pissed if you were sending peanut butter to a friend through the mail, and someone went through the peanut butter with there hands. I would!

[hempheadjack]

hell i dont know,,just never a prob the way i did it,,dif each time,,they never ask for id when a return address is on or off at that matter,,,dogs cant smell through pb,,exrays cant go through pb and pb is not a drug,,we have ways of getting over,,be sure to heat wrap the lid,,,

[OzzyOz]

that's tight
thanks man for the help jack!

it's gonna be a chronic christmas here :)

[hempheadjack]

one more ,,when dropping off pkg,,tell person at counter pks is from my friend,,they cant make it to store to mail,,hense,,no id req,put anyname on pkg,,madonna,jon voit,ben franklin,,just not you no,,

[OzzyOz]

so... when my friend ships my stuff ( weed and bong ) he should say that i'm mailling it for my friend? Should i say my friends name is Christ cawkins <-- name i made up!... and i'll make he puts a adress on the return ya know?

and they can't really go through the peanutbutter, cuzz if they did people would complain.. ya know? I'd be angry if someone went through my peanutubutter LOL!

[hempheadjack]

you got it man,,,keep it up,,you could even pkg at place,,they cant open up,,but best is go in with pkg already,,good luck

[OzzyOz]

Ok thanks man! Your seriously my savior because i have to get my friend to ship if before christmas ! later man!

btw... i like your peices , alot. Your hookahs are tight, i've never tried one... but hopefully i will one day!

later jack! thanks!