Stinky some friends of mine are looking for you....

[Weedhound]

Freakin' you out yet? ;)

[stinkyattic]

Now THAT'S a Polish cock!!!

(I'm not being rude... Google it)

[Weedhound]

Stinky....you certainly know one when you see one!!!:thumbsup: :D

[Inferius]

I love polish cocks.

[stinkyattic]

Meh, I'm over them, lol!!!

But yeah weedhound, I think ornamental chickens are about the most ridiculous animal on Earth and the only reason I go to the county fair every year is to laugh at them.

[Weedhound]

This is a dude I got through work.....was living with another crowd of chickens (obviously below his standing) outside of a restaurant and the other roosters were kicking the crap out of him probably because he was so gay looking. Still gay looking but now nasty as hell....spurred a friend of mine smack in the forehead one day (AFTER she was warned not to stick her face down there :D )

[stinkyattic]

Wow I needed a good laugh this afternoon! Details, details! Work? Restaurant? Durrr? That's not a meat breed last time I checked; why was he outside a restaurant?

[Skink]

I thought it was a Japanese rooster???

[Weedhound]

Yeah my friend still has a teeny little round scar....I was working at a vet hospital and had had a rooster....love the crowing sound in the morning...really! We had lost our boy and had the word out for a rooster needing a home. Someone at work ate at this restaurant where apparently people regularly dump off unwanted chickens. Don't ask me why....I've never eaten there....but they had a flock of them that would just run around out back. At some point this new guy appeared....spurless then cause too young--another dump I'm sure but the "in-house" crowd hated him.....the hairdo would be my first guess. There was a sign in the restaurant Free Rooster so they went out back, caught him up and.....

My workmates kind of warned me when I came to get him.....now...he's different looking...don't be scared.....I didn't even know they made a bizarre chicken like that The curly one (do you know the names of those?) was another "chicken needing home"

[Weedhound]

Japanese?! What are those now?

[stinkyattic]

The curly one is a 'frizzle'. Frizzling is just a type of feather mutation and can affect a couple different breeds, including the Polish that you have.

A Japanese rooster has the most erect tail of any breed. It stands not just vertical, but actually points back OVER the back of the chicken. They are really handsome little fellas- not freaks like the Polish- but unusually cute.

[Skink]

My uncle raised Japanese chickens about 25 years ago... the chickens laid blue and purple eggs,,,we didn't have to die them for Easter,,,LOLzzz...

[Weedhound]

Skink I'm sorry to hijack the thread here but: Stinky: Woman you are ALL OVER that chicken knowledge. I LOVE IT. :D

[stinkyattic]

Buck-KAAAAAAW!
Hey, a girl's gotta be able to recognize a nice cock when she sees one!

[Skink]

Skink I'm sorry to hijack the thread here but: Stinky: Woman you are ALL OVER that chicken knowledge. I LOVE IT. :D
There was no Hijack ,,,:wtf4: :wtf4: :wtf4:

[Skink]

I could've swore that Skink was in the title... am I missing something?

I make that mistake a lot too...

[Inferius]

No, I am positive that said skink, or maybe the matrix changed something....

[Weedhound]

So we want to get another hen for our rooster.....he needs a buddy since we lost our frizzle....but it needs to be a big one cause he's sort of a nut. What kind of big meat chicken do you like Stinky? Which ones are friendly? Your chicken knowledge blows me away! :thumbsup:

[Skink]

So we want to get another hen for our rooster.....he needs a buddy since we lost our frizzle....but it needs to be a big one cause he's sort of a nut. What kind of big meat chicken do you like Stinky? Which ones are friendly? Your chicken knowledge blows me away! :thumbsup:

Personally I would get rid of Road Island Red and get a Skink... Sorry Weedy I did not mean to Hijack your thread :p :p :p

[kindprincess]

Buck-KAAAAAAW!
Hey, a girl's gotta be able to recognize a nice cock when she sees one!

:S1: good rooster, goooood rooster...

[Weedhound]

Can you grow your hair like that Skink? I don't want him to feel out of place. I happen to look more like the frizzle one.

KP do you know how long it took me to recognize a prize cock? And you guys zero right in! :D

[Skink]

Sorry I have naturally wavy hair...

[Weedhound]

Couldn't tell with the hat on. :)

[Skink]

Couldn't tell with the hat on. :)

I wear it up on those,,,You know,,,bad hair days...

[Dutch Pimp]

Freakin' you out yet? ;)

...BTW, you ever wonder about the first guy who looked over and said 'I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that bird's ass...??...:thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

DP I must say I wonder about that kind of stuff ALL THE TIME. Who thought up things like coffee.....lets stir these really bitter beans into some water and drink it....the stuff tastes like crap. Or booze? Or even tobacco? Tobacco doesn't even give you a high.....who STARTED THAT SHIT?

[stinkyattic]

Weedhouhd, I suggest a Balck Jersey Giant.
They are HUGE chickens and so friendly that you can just pick them up and carry them around.
But your lilttle cock would have a tough time beating one up.

[Weedhound]

Stinky I am going to send you an e-mail....got your address... because I HAVE to know where you get all your animal knowledge. You remind me of someone I work with....I call her the Brittanica.... :)

PS Like the new avatar SKINK. Going to have to get your autograph....

[stinkyattic]

The Brittanica... that's funny... my friends have always called me the Fountain of [Useless] Knowledge.
I dunno, I've just always read a lot, and I like to go look at stuff- museums, botanical gardens, flower shows, poultry exhibitions, whatever.
You HAVE to get the book "Extraordinary Chickens" by Stephen Green-Armytage- best coffee table book EVER.

[Weedhound]

ALL RIGHT......WHO ELSE....ANYONE ELSE....HAVE A COFFEE TABLE BOOK CALLED "EXTRAORDINARY CHICKENS?". The fountain you shall be in my book from now on. ;)

[stinkyattic]

Amazon.com: Extraordinary Chickens: Books: Stephen Green-Armytage (http://www.amazon.com/Extraordinary-Chickens-Stephen-Green-Armytage/dp/0810933438)

[VaporDaddy]

Amazon.com: Extraordinary Chickens: Books: Stephen Green-Armytage (http://www.amazon.com/Extraordinary-Chickens-Stephen-Green-Armytage/dp/0810933438)

If Jimi Hendrix were reincarnated as a chicken...

[Weedhound]

All right now I just plain can't stop laughing. Stinky I love you!! :s3:

[stinkyattic]

OMG VaporDaddy that's awesome, that bird TOTALLY looks like it's belting SOMETHING out but I can't quite discern the lyrics...

Kisses to Weedhound!!!