Walked out of my physical.

[Sweeney]

I had everything planned out for my drug test and physical I had to take today. Had a ziploc of a buddys piss that was clean. She had me empty my pockets and I did everything except the bag. Handed me the cup and stood right by the door in the most quietest place in the world so anytime I did something it was heard. It took awhile to get the bag out of my pocket without making noise.

I finally got it out but it was complicated to do without making noise. So I set the bag behind the toilet and came out and said I couldn't pee. She's like okay well take the physical right now then. Everything was good except for the fact that i'm going color blind. So after that was done I had to try again with the same results. So she sent me to the lobby to drink water. She called me in and told me to get my stuff out of the box cause other people need to use it. I was like can't I come back after lunch or something and she said no you can't leave.

So i'm sitting in the lobby stressing bout what i'm gonna do and how i'm gonna do this. So I just said fuck it and walked out. The bag of piss is still behind the toilet.

[Matt the Funk]

LOL. Wow dude. BOLD.

[JaggedEdge]

What is this phyisical and drug test for? Is it for a job? I have never had both in one day... and if it were just a doctors appointment, what difference does it make if you pass or fail the drug test?

[Sweeney]

It's for a job.

[budsmoker only]

it doesnt seem like a ziploc bag makes much noise, im sorry but it seems like you kinda fucked up...

[ATrain]

That is some crazy shit! So what happens now that you bailed on it? Are you going to give them an excuse or just pass on the job?

[Skink]

the silence was deafening huh??? She's gotta be pretty stupid not to have your number...

You think you will get another shot??? or the whole thing is toast??? could someone else have left the bag???

[Sweeney]

Trust me when she's standing a foot away from you in a room with no noise at all where you can hear a needle drop a ziploc bag makes lots of noise. They have my number but i'm pretty sure i'm fucked on the job now. I doubt they'll even call me.

[M1K3]

Next time use a condom.

[JaggedEdge]

One thing I really hate about smoking... You have to plan getting a new job a month in advance... I stick to resturants until I'm out of college because I don't have to worry about shitty drug tests. When I graduate I will just quite until I find a decent job, and should be in the clear after that. I have had to take a couple tests before, but always had enough warning to stop.

Just wait until you can use your own piss and find another job.

[M1K3]

Thats one of the great things about being self employed.

[Delta9 UK]

Thats one of the great things about being self employed.

Word!

[suhl]

It's for a job.

hahaahahha well id kiss that one good bye

[FakeBoobsRule]

I have to say the ziploc bag was a poor choice of containers. You already had one bust/come open on the kitchen counter spewing piss everywhere. I don't even like soft sided containers. I prefer a bottle and you know these people have better things to do than put their ear to the door. At least you should have brought a pin. Sorry though dude. Try for a different container next time. Or at least have a coughing fit while making noise.

[jpbc99]

That sucks man, sorry about bad news.

You can try your employer again and plead shy bladder, but well its not recognized by ADA and most employers are running the FED/DOT regulations gauntlet and can't budge.

Id definatly say you messed this one up. Good news is there are other places to work. Apply at them and start over.

Me, i am using two 2.5 oz travel shampoo bottles to do this. Im using some one else pee. And yo, while you are trying to put the clean pee in the bottle, gear up and get ready to piss. Let lose and pause for a second as if you are putting it in the cup. Start up again and you should have yourself 15 seconds of noise to allow for a openning of a baggy, bottle cap or what ever.

take your time, clear your throught, DOT states that they give 4 minutes. 4 minutes is almost long enough for a fresh sample to fail the temp test.

PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE FOR NEXT TIME. Either that or like me, quit smoking pot. I did last night. Also, you could use the drinks or pills, my buddy is a heavy kid [200 ++] and he only stopped for 1.5 days took quick tabs and passed. Heavy heavy chronic pot smoker I might add. Maybe trying the pills will work.

At any rate, don't fret just keep looking for work and stop smoking for now. Im sure your in a buisness and can apply to the next company.


GOOD LUCK












I had everything planned out for my drug test and physical I had to take today. Had a ziploc of a buddys piss that was clean. She had me empty my pockets and I did everything except the bag. Handed me the cup and stood right by the door in the most quietest place in the world so anytime I did something it was heard. It took awhile to get the bag out of my pocket without making noise.

I finally got it out but it was complicated to do without making noise. So I set the bag behind the toilet and came out and said I couldn't pee. She's like okay well take the physical right now then. Everything was good except for the fact that i'm going color blind. So after that was done I had to try again with the same results. So she sent me to the lobby to drink water. She called me in and told me to get my stuff out of the box cause other people need to use it. I was like can't I come back after lunch or something and she said no you can't leave.

So i'm sitting in the lobby stressing bout what i'm gonna do and how i'm gonna do this. So I just said fuck it and walked out. The bag of piss is still behind the toilet.

[Iguana]

Wish I was self-employed. I just don't know where to begin.

[bluntblaze]

hahaahahha well id kiss that one good bye

lmao

[action.420]

I have to say the ziploc bag was a poor choice of containers. You already had one bust/come open on the kitchen counter spewing piss everywhere. I don't even like soft sided containers. I prefer a bottle and you know these people have better things to do than put their ear to the door. At least you should have brought a pin. Sorry though dude. Try for a different container next time. Or at least have a coughing fit while making noise.


yeah, i recently had a drug test for a local summer job. And followed the sub. guide here on the forums. I used an 8 oz shampoo bottle and just wore two pairs of boxers briefs. Lodged that fucker up under my nutsack. Took it out, pissed in the toilet and poured the shampoo bottle into the container. Viola! Job is now mine. GL on the next go through. I'd recommend using a bottle though. Or you could tape it to your leg....but that would hurt. :wtf:

[Trip06]

LMAO, once that nurse found that bag ol piss they said what a stoner. LOL. Bags of piss HAHAHAHA. Well Im sorry but I cant see why its so hard for people to just not smoke for 2 weeks and pass. Anyways thanks for the laugh man hope you pass next time.

oh cant they tell its fake by the tempature anyways?

[farawaygirl]

I thought I would do the same, but once out of school the job market is so Fucked you' ll smoke during your search!

[farawaygirl]

Still new to the site. How much b12 should I take for a flush. 500MCG ten time D-Dose seem a bit much.

[farawaygirl]

Swee, next time aim higher::mad: something better will come your way;)

[Unknownfigure]

I find that one of THE BEST containers to do this in are those contact cleaning solution containers. You know, those "Opti-Free Replenish" containers. Hardly any noise, you just kinda lift the cap off, and squeezing it kinda simlulates a pissing motion. You can go in with those big bottles, and not even take a piss, just fill the cup out and squeeze the rest into the toilet like you actually pissed. But for those big suckers, you'd want some baggy pants, and you'd want to strap it to the side of your theigh.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Wrong. If there is a faucet in the bathroom, the water supply has to be turned off to it and be under the control of the collector. Not an option. Besides this thread is 6 months old.