Where can I buy a at home drug test?

[whats good]

Hey Hey everyone

I am going to have to take a urine test soon for a job and I have been smoking for about 2 months straight now. In the last 3-4 days I have slowed down tremendously where I take 1-2 puffs on a joint in one day or 1 joint can last me all week. I have read several threads on the board where the only sound information is drinking water , gaterade and taking a b vitamin. All of those suggestions sound pretty clear and sound to me. I am looking to purchase a at home test so if you guys can give me any suggestions on where I can buy one and the name of the test that would be great.( GNC, Walgreens, Walmart, CVS etc) I will keep you updated on my test results.

I would also like to say that I love cannibis.com. I feel that this site has some very knowledgeable people and I don't know what I would do if I did not have you.

Thank you so much

[Bigg Cellus]

Whats Good,
Those stores mentioned in your post will have what you need-you will probably have to go to the pharmacy area and ask for it-I do not have a name for the drug test kit itself-sorry. Any one of those places will get you hooked up though:jointsmile: .

[johngrady]

i got mine at a head shop. they had several different types.....

[CatholicBoy31]

1. You need to STOP IMMIEDIATELY.

Yes, having 1,2 tokes can make you fail for a few days after
taking the tokes.

2. I have recently used the First Check brand. Have no doubt,
they work.

What they will *not* do though is test for diluted samples.

If you're doing a pre-employment test, some labs don't give a damn
about diluted samples. Labcorp's web site under the toxicology
link states

"Dilution - result of ingestion of large amounts of water typically just before
urine donation or as a result of physiological conditions. Specimens meeting
dilute specifications typically are not considered questionable donations."

Now, some labs take dilution seriously.

I'm assuming you've read the *excellent* sticky posts here about dilution.

Get 2 tests from teh drug store. Take one after drinking maybe 40 oz of water. If it's negative, you will be fine. Just follow the dilution guidelines in this forum.

Take the 2nd test right before you go in.

My experience with First Check:

Age: 33
Metabolism: shitty
Weight: 175, about 20 lbs overweight imo
Stopped smoking about 23 days before I realized I had to test. Had been smoking home grown, uber fertilized, high caliber, blow your mind, harvested early bfeore any seeds could form weed for 10 days before I quit. Prior to that it had been 6 months since I'd smoked.

Took the Firstcheck test at the end of a day when Ihadn't eaten anything and after being stressed out from flying to the job interview and finding out after they offered me $70,000 year that I have to take a piss test.

I *failed* the Firstcheck test. It came back positive for THC. Positive == no line appears for the drug. I mailed in the sample next day air to get it double checked by their labs. (Wheny ou get a positive piss test on these tests, you have to mail it in and then they presumably do a gas cromatography / nmr spectroscopy analysis.) I say presumably because I got a result back the day after they received my sample. It was negative. I don't know if they ran an immunoassay (sticks stuck in pee, capillary action on the sticks, enzymes in the stick will turn color if contacting something in the urine, but will NOT change color if there's THC metabolites present).

I then flushed in preparation to take the test, then found out that I had to wait another day to take it. I took it this morning. I'm still sweating bullets.

If you want to pass, you have to STOP smoking now. Then, either get someone else's clean pee, put it in a clean, RINSED condom, stick that in a small shampoo bottle, rig up a stopper + a hose from an aquarium shop + some kind of screw from a hardware store to stop up the hose, and stick the bottle in your ass. Yes, in your ass.

I don't know why noone here has suggested storing the bottle for substituting pee in the rectum. it will stay nice and warm. Which is good b/c you may have to wait 20-30 mins once you get to the drug testing facility. Noone watches for pre-employment testing excpet fro maybe some top secret civilian jobs.

Anyawy, if you can't get clean pee, BUY SOME. Ihave no personal experinece with pee online, but you should seriously consider buying some.

About having a woman's pee for a man'st test. Ihave a friend who tried to do this in 1994. He brought his girlfriend's pee in and tried to give them that. I don't know why, but they asked him to resubmit. It was probably b/c he gave it to them too cold. He then used my pee (I was clean at the time) and passed.

If... you still don't / can't substitute pee, follow the stickies in this forum. And note that using gatorade is preferable to using water.

one thing the stickies don't mention is that you *SHOULD* pee immiediately before going in to take the test. You should also show up early in the morning. After guzzling a gallon of gatorade, you WILL piss every 10-15 minutes for about 2-3 hours. So you want to pee before going into the building where they take pee. if it's in an office building, then try to get to a bathroom right before going into their office.

The collector will be suspicious of you if you have to pee before they take you back there. Pee collectors are heartless people who make a living destroying other people's lives. Hopefully they will be able to answer to God for it after they die and God will buy their excuse and not send them to hell or purgatory. Bastards.

Anyway, don't be afraid to use pregnant pee / female pee b/c they don't test for pregnancy that Iknow of. DO put the damn pee in a bottle, in your ass, with a tube in the bottle if you go in and try to sub. It's uncomfortable, yea, but hey, you want the job, don't you?

I still can't believe I'm getting drug tested for a professional, $70k / year job. Amazing.

[winston3338]

If you want to pass, you have to STOP smoking now. Then, either get someone else's clean pee, put it in a clean, RINSED condom, stick that in a small shampoo bottle, rig up a stopper + a hose from an aquarium shop + some kind of screw from a hardware store to stop up the hose, and stick the bottle in your ass. Yes, in your ass.
Great post just count Me out of the above.

[CatholicBoy31]

lol!

If I had failed my tests at home, Iwould have gotten prego wife pee and inserted into my own ass. Think of it this way:

"Mister C.B., I'll give you $1,400,000 over 20 years if you stick a bottle full of pee up your ass and empty it into a cup for me."

*hell* yes, I'd do it.

No problem, sir. You want that dry or can I use some K-y? Should Idouce first? c

[FakeBoobsRule]

Yeah they are usually in the diabetic test supply area of drug stores and mega-marts. Or online if you have time.

[robert42]

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[jpbc99]

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[mattks1]

both wallgreens and walmart has them. walmart kits are located near the condoms. lol. anyways, just quit if you have to test. i took two home tests. failed the first one so i waited a week and passed the second one. next day i took my test for work and failed. they're not always correct, so just dont smoke.