View Full Version : taking a shit while high?
StarcommanderX
12-13-2004, 07:09 PM
Has anyone else ever taken a shit while high??? its really weird.
and btw does anyone listen to 80s music like the cure, the replacements, psychadelic furs to like def leppard, pat benatar, talking heads, supertramp, and that stuff?
NowhereMan
12-13-2004, 07:17 PM
wtf?
is wrong
with you
about bodily functions,,,,,lol dam some things best left unsaid
that be one of them
Sedater18
12-13-2004, 08:59 PM
haha
Hektik
12-13-2004, 11:14 PM
all the time. Also if it wont come out, smoking a bowl always helps it :d a little cough dont hurt now and again to
AHHHH my RIBS -----> LMAO
StarcommanderX
12-14-2004, 01:03 AM
once i had diahrea while high, now that was weird, and then i kept wiping my ass over and over for like 30 minutes because it felt so weird.
BalliN
12-14-2004, 01:52 AM
that means ur gay
StarcommanderX
12-14-2004, 02:03 AM
hey dont hate me, because im not "ballin"
Buck268
12-14-2004, 07:25 AM
Has anyone else ever taken a shit while high??? its really weird.
and btw does anyone listen to 80s music like the cure, the replacements, psychadelic furs to like def leppard, pat benatar, talking heads, supertramp, and that stuff?
Yes, it is fucked up... I won't go into anymore detail hahaha
But, man, just say NO to the 80's :P
A heavy power tool
12-14-2004, 08:24 AM
lol i haven't but my friend emily has, she said it feels like she's having sex.... sooo...... yhea, like buck said, dun wanna go into details.
Reefer Rogue
12-14-2004, 04:43 PM
hey dont hate me, because im not "ballin"
dude ur da man! yea talkin heads are pretty good but im more of a classic rock guy like floyd, beatles, doors, alan parsons project etc i could list a hell of a lot more but im gonna go get high and take a shit :cool:
TheKizzy
12-14-2004, 08:07 PM
Yeah hahaha, say no to the 80's they sucked all around, and stop talking about disgusting shit man..wtf
Cas420
12-14-2004, 08:11 PM
i've smoked many a bowl while taking a shat
The Piper
12-14-2004, 08:17 PM
Thats som fucked up shit man(no pun intended),but i dont no wat som of these dudes r talkin about not all 80's music sucked what about Guns N Roses an tha Chili Peppers started out in tha 80's man
psychonaut
12-19-2004, 01:55 AM
LOL i dont remember ever dumping while i was high....guess to much shit was commin out of my mouth lmao!
silentbob9898
12-19-2004, 03:27 AM
one time i was naked,smoking a j and pooping and peeing at the same time....i was about to take a shower....i have even smoked a j while IN THE SHOWER i was token with one hand and washing my hair with the other
psychonaut
12-19-2004, 04:15 AM
one time i was naked,smoking a j and pooping and peeing at the same time....i was about to take a shower....i have even smoked a j while IN THE SHOWER i was token with one hand and washing my hair with the other
Lol no doubt....a showers too long of a break without weed
Looker
03-23-2005, 03:31 PM
SHITTING WHILE BUZZED YES ALL THE TIME...
80's MUSIC GOOD STUFF LISTEN TI IT ALL THE TIME...
ermitonto
03-23-2005, 04:05 PM
I took a shit in a public bathroom yesterday while toking for the first time. Granted it was a very little used bathroom and it was the middle of the night, but still it was pretty weird.
kronick
03-23-2005, 06:36 PM
this is one messed up topic...talking about 2 different kinds of shit :O :P
bigdaddy420
03-23-2005, 07:07 PM
A while back I was reading an old seed catalog that a friend of mine had. In it there was a strain actually called "shit". Don't know how it fits into the topic but I'm sure it'll fit somewhere.
Mexicanhomeboy
03-24-2005, 03:55 AM
taking shits while high gives u a better control of when to realease it, i would know
:D, i usually toke up in the morning b4 school and then get ready to go to school, and take a shit, but taking shits while high can be a very painful experience wen you add jalapenos to yur subway sub the night before
kronick
03-24-2005, 04:12 AM
ouch :O
bigdaddy420
03-25-2005, 12:47 AM
taking shits while high gives u a better control of when to realease it, i would know
:D, i usually toke up in the morning b4 school and then get ready to go to school, and take a shit, but taking shits while high can be a very painful experience wen you add jalapenos to yur subway sub the night beforeI think that's why you're supposed to eat ice cream after eating jalapenos.:D
bigdaddy420
03-25-2005, 01:01 AM
I found these pics. Enjoy!
kronick
03-25-2005, 02:54 AM
do i want to look at those?
bigdaddy420
03-25-2005, 09:09 PM
Don't worry kronick, they're not anything nasty. Maybe just a little scary if you're ever in either one of those situaitons.
kronick
03-25-2005, 10:21 PM
lmao...nice pics...i love the first one..lol
StarcommanderX
03-28-2005, 12:39 AM
i took a shit while high the other day at my friends apartment. i sat there for 30 minutes.
EverydayJunglist
03-28-2005, 02:24 AM
your all amateurs-i've taken a shit comin up on shrooms.....pussies
StarcommanderX
03-28-2005, 03:46 PM
good for you *clap clap*
EverydayJunglist
03-28-2005, 06:10 PM
thanks cockcommanderx
kronick
03-28-2005, 06:56 PM
wow...nice come back! i bet u were proud of yourself for thinking that one up eh?
blueberryspecial
03-28-2005, 07:51 PM
you're HEARTBREAKER, DREAM MAKER, LOVE TAKER
dont you mess around NO NO NO
Darkneon420
03-29-2005, 05:31 PM
Uh...i never really took the time to think about it...I have better things to do.
Looker
03-29-2005, 06:22 PM
I like starcommander.. his posts always make me laugh so hard I fall off the chair...
kronick
03-29-2005, 10:24 PM
well of course! talking about taking a shit while baked is totally random...and random shit fuckin rules!
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! :|
RedRainDrop
04-03-2005, 05:41 PM
not really weird, now taking a shit on shrooms, that a diffrent story.
kronick
04-03-2005, 07:55 PM
ud prolly think the shit was little ppl escaping from you :P
Stedric
04-03-2005, 08:05 PM
lol i haven't but my friend emily has, she said it feels like she's having sex.... sooo...... yhea, like buck said, dun wanna go into details.
I think maybe your friend is doing sex wrong.
LoVe2bLaZe420
04-03-2005, 08:15 PM
haha damn, that "shits" funny
EverydayJunglist
04-03-2005, 08:26 PM
ud prolly think the shit was little ppl escaping from you :P
thats exactly what i thought
IanCurtisWishlist
04-04-2005, 12:51 AM
i like 80's music...
the cure, the smiths, joy division/new order, depeche mode, bauhaus...ahhhh i love it :)
kronick
04-04-2005, 02:40 AM
i like shooting myself in the head
A Foo Says
04-04-2005, 04:55 AM
Super Duper!
celticdruid
04-23-2005, 06:08 PM
takin a shit on speed is better
kingofkush013
04-27-2005, 09:00 PM
The best feeling is "Prairie Dogging" your shit...'nuff said!
kronick
04-27-2005, 09:33 PM
define? apparently "nuff said" wasnt enough for the moron named jim (thats my name btw)
kingofkush013
04-27-2005, 11:47 PM
define? apparently "nuff said" wasnt enough for the moron named jim (thats my name btw)
It's like your feeling that big log coming out and when its half way out , you then try to suck it back in again...
sharpezor
04-28-2005, 12:54 AM
LOl sounds fun, i might give it a try.
kronick
04-28-2005, 02:59 AM
It's like your feeling that big log coming out and when its half way out , you then try to suck it back in again...
LMAO! sounds like a challenge...ill do it :D :cool:
djaio
04-28-2005, 03:44 AM
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! :|
oh SHIT! get the fuck outta here! w, what are ya doing?! FUCK, we're all dead! get the fuck out!
kronick
04-28-2005, 04:51 AM
"ur nott cOooOkingg?
"yea dude"
"eh, ah"
"babababaaabababababaababuebuebeubeu"
"Pork Chop Sandwhiches! Of SHIT get the FUCK outa HERE!! What are ya doin? Go! Get the fuck outta here u stupid idiot. FUCK! We're all dead! Get the fuck out!....... My god did that smell good."
"Deetective, there was no goin an u tell me do things i done ruUUnnin."
"..................................."
bigchazz55
04-29-2005, 05:34 AM
never done it but ill let u no when i do.
Darkneon420
04-29-2005, 09:13 AM
its tempting...mater o fact i was just looking for some paxil...but decided against it. *Pets self-control*
kronick
04-29-2005, 01:42 PM
i tried "Prairie Dogging" 3 times...everytime i choped it...its harder than it sounds!!
kingofkush013
04-30-2005, 12:02 AM
You have alot to learn, young grasshopper! Try, try again..and again..and again...practice makes perfect!
StarcommanderX
05-01-2005, 10:08 PM
try taking a shit all in one push. once i got a good three pounds of shit out. i was sitting slightly, like an inch above the toilet seat cause the shit just piled. made the plumber work for his money!!!
kronick
05-02-2005, 12:08 AM
LMFAO...nuff said
wannagethigh
05-02-2005, 12:40 AM
there is nothing more satisfactory then taking a shit whilst high.
kronick
05-02-2005, 02:20 AM
im gonna go get baked and take a dump right now
StarcommanderX
05-03-2005, 02:19 AM
has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!
kronick
05-03-2005, 03:11 AM
has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
horrible pun
StarcommanderX
05-03-2005, 03:27 AM
how about this one: Rosie O Donnel is "Phat"
Bain fArt
05-16-2005, 03:48 AM
once i had diahrea while high, now that was weird, and then i kept wiping my ass over and over for like 30 minutes because it felt so weird.
Well first of all, shitting while really high is almost like orgasming in the form of a turd for me...
But anyway..yea I had the runs onetiem to and i wiped so much, my ass staretd bleeding....Eventually the shit got in my cuttup wound and well, it wasn't fun. REAL HUGE BUZZKILL that was haha
PEace
Bain fArt
05-16-2005, 03:50 AM
has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!
Lol, also on this, I rolled soem dog shit up in a doobie the otehr night when really baked..I told my neighbor it was hash..he bought it from me for 10 bucks and i watched hi msmoek it..no lie.....then he thought he was high but i told him he just smoked poop, and gave him his money back lol
kronick
05-16-2005, 05:23 AM
LMFAO
NoosaHeads
05-16-2005, 07:05 AM
Lol, also on this, I rolled soem dog shit up in a doobie the otehr night when really baked..I told my neighbor it was hash..he bought it from me for 10 bucks and i watched hi msmoek it..no lie.....then he thought he was high but i told him he just smoked poop, and gave him his money back lol
Your Lucky he didny knock you out and take a poop in your Mouth....
A good trick to play on somone you Hate Is to Load up the underneath of your enimies Door handles on his/her car and clean every where else up so you cant tell..
Then when they go to get into the car they get Poop all over their fingers.;)
1e64102e
05-16-2005, 08:08 AM
try taking a shit all in one push. once i got a good three pounds of shit out. i was sitting slightly, like an inch above the toilet seat cause the shit just piled. made the plumber work for his money!!!
I just knocked the bong over. This thread is fucking great! But Y'all have a lot of time on your hands. Perhaps some shit, as well.
Regarding "Prarie Dogging," I beleive that Freud referred to that as the ANAL stage. See? That only costs me $40,000 a year.
amberler
05-20-2005, 12:35 PM
Has anyone else ever taken a shit while high??? its really weird.
and btw does anyone listen to 80s music like the cure, the replacements, psychadelic furs to like def leppard, pat benatar, talking heads, supertramp, and that stuff?
I try to make sure I have shit everytime I am high.
I really enjoy the way it feels.
Cheery Cherry
05-20-2005, 03:50 PM
*Shaking my head* Wow...*moving on*
Edgar
05-21-2005, 04:55 AM
It's like your feeling that big log coming out and when its half way out , you then try to suck it back in again...
Lol, that sounds more like gay but sex to me.
amberler
05-21-2005, 09:39 AM
Lol, that sounds more like gay but sex to me.
There is nothing gay about bottom fun. If you where getting a tit wank from a guy that would be gay.
wutang123456
05-21-2005, 01:36 PM
dude, looker, you got that picture of the old lady when you were looking for porn, didn't you? I let a couple of my freinds look at porn on my computer, and next thing i know, i had that exact pic as my background
EverydayJunglist
05-21-2005, 05:15 PM
LoL wu tang,you let friends look for for porn my ass! I think it;s time to retire this thread.
StarcommanderX
05-21-2005, 06:41 PM
whatever man. anyways. the other day I went to Krogers and bought those laxative chocolate bars and ate a few. that is after smoking a good bowl out of this water bottle. let me tell you, after about 30 minutes, i was in shit heaven.
kronick
05-21-2005, 10:26 PM
wtf is wrong with you?
amberler
05-22-2005, 10:04 AM
Best feeling ever is being high having a bath and sneaking a log out. If you havent tried it I would really suggest that you do. Pooing in water is one of the most liberating things I have ever done.
kronick
05-22-2005, 03:37 PM
:confused:
i thought the point in taking a bath, was to get CLEAN...
StarcommanderX
05-24-2005, 12:40 AM
this one time I was in a hotel hot tub during my vacation, and I diharrea-ed in it. there was a couple in there with me, so i dropped my shorts and ran.
kronick
05-24-2005, 10:33 AM
this one time, at band camp...
StarcommanderX
05-24-2005, 09:41 PM
I was raped by a tuba player. and i enjoyed it.
kronick
05-25-2005, 04:57 AM
cant rape the willing
StarcommanderX
05-27-2005, 02:29 PM
thats what you think.
kronick
05-27-2005, 02:30 PM
its what i "know"
StarcommanderX
09-28-2005, 10:09 PM
hahaha this makes me happy.
orph3n
09-29-2005, 04:32 AM
Freakin I remember once taking a crap while I was really really really stoned. I thought I pushed too hard and my intestines were coming out. I stopped in the middle of it, wiped and walked out thinking I did something wrong. Sooooo paranoid.
g unit boy
09-29-2005, 02:05 PM
Damn, i just had an epiphony, sorta bout how i never have taken a shit while high, i wish i had sum bud on me right now cuz i would smoke a j, cuz my p is gone :(, then take a shit. Cuz i really gotta take a shit real bad right now
NYCZILLESTROLLER
10-02-2005, 07:32 PM
so u take a hit and hold it while pushin one out? that soundz hot ahahaha
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