FENCE JUMPERS>>GRRRR!

[Kenn]

Every season anyone who grows knows about the dreaded fence jumpers,the scum who cant grow weed and cant afford to buy it,think they have the God given right to jump ur fence and steal ur crop. Ive been lucky till last nite when i was awoken by strange noises in my yard. I knew it had to be fence jumpers,i could hear voices too so i knew it was more than one and i was on my own no weapons, what the fuck was i gonna do ?,then i remembered the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, i was in a panic and i didnt av time to think but f..k it , i ran out the back door yellin at the top of my lungs YOURE DEAD sprayin the fkn fire extinguisher at the thieves.It must of scared the shit out of them cause they ran like the bitches they were,they were over that fence and outta there.So i saved my plant this time. has anyone else got a fence jumper story or good idea for homemade traps??

[five0addict]

yea killem all!

idk id get a bb gun, a nice vantage point and snipe the fuckers!

[Inferius]

jesus...
put up some fishing line all around your plant, it'll be invisible at night and they'll fucking closeline themselves, and you could put another one with some cans to wake you up.
Fuck those stupid pricks, a theif who steals herb? For all they know they're killing their friend's grandmother. You need to get a high powered bb pellet locked and loaded and wait for the fuckers.
I bet they'll be back...

[miraz]

set some C-4 explosives around the fence. Detonate a warning blast next tiem you suspect them being out there. Should do the trick, and if they are already there when you do the warning shot....No more problem.

[Pink_Floyd]

HAHAHAAHHHAAH you sir made my day!
And way to go! You gotta get a dog or something to keep these sons of bitches away

[Nochowderforyou]

Get some fishing line like someone suggested, or some piano wire and set it up around your plot. That will slice them real nice.

If people are finding your grow you're either not hiding them well enough, or one too many people now by loose lips. You should really do a better job about keeping those things to yourself and keeping those plants hidden.

I don't have to wrry about theives anymore. I have a balcony 6 floors up.

[azure]

the c4s good but you should just convert one of the overlooking windows of your house into a turret, mount an m60 on there as well, then get motion detectors linked to an alarm by your bed, the detectors also setting off a floodlight. good luck

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

You should invest in a paintball gun. Ohhh do those bastards hurt like hell. Will ruin whatever they are wearing as well.

[thcbongman]

I'd set up some bear traps, and have a shotgun handy.

[midlifecrisis]

I don't have to worry about theives anymore. I have a balcony 6 floors up.

Or you know it's the guy on the seventh.

[rnichilo]

definitely get a paintball gun, they wont come back if you shoot em in the face with a few paint balls hahaha

[206 DankySpanky]

just wait for them to come back and then just kill them with a knife or a bat or somthing

[Reefer Rogue]

I love the paintball idea. I've never had to experiance this because i haven't attempted to grow yet because i don't own my own house. I feel for you. Protect them with all your might.

[midlifecrisis]

Unfortunately most of these ideas leave you with too much liability for a lawsuit if you were to injure someone. I belive the only real answer is a moat with crocs in it. Don't forget the disclaimer sign posted in a clearly visible place...

Warning! Malnurished Crocs! Enter At Your Own Risk!

[BobBong]

Land Mines... lots of em.

[bejay]

a not so friendly dog would deter most, a bb and paintball gun and fishing line is rather useless its not going to stop some one from jumping the fence a shotgun or other firearm would be handy to have incase something happened to the dog.

[MrGreenFingaz]

yo this is a funny thread lol, good job chasin them away. thats some funny shit u peeps are sayin, fishing line prob wont stop anyone but might fuck them up lol.. then go in the bushes ninja style with smoke bombs and stuff, get lead-filled glove or something and build a big hole with spikes at the bottom.

[Abunai]

i've seen people shot with high powered BB guns, they travel inside of you. i've seen one travel a few inches under the skin like tire marks. if it goes far enough, sometimes they don't even remove em.

shoot em with paintballs, they might come back and break your windows.

if i were you, i'd put a sign in the ground: "my grandma has cancer, please have a heart"

[Kenn]

Thanks for the tips everybody,maybe next season ill use some of them. This year i was lucky. today is harvest day for me so no one is gonna get my weed this year except me and my mates. If the dreaded fence jumpers come back next time ill be ready .and to any one thats interested heres a pic of some of my homegrown bud

[bluntblaze]

I'd set up some bear traps, and have a shotgun handy.lol good suggestion

:hippy:

[grasshopper420]

i too once faced the underhanded cowardice of fence jumpers luckily i know a thing or too about people and their tendancy to avoid anyone with a sword.... well its true i am a martial artist as my name may imply but you dont need to be one to have a sword and look scary so my advice... get a nice sword like a katana and maybe put a few of them big ol rat traps in the yrd all around just behind the fence paint em green and leave em set theyve been known to break fingers and toes and jump almost to nose hight that should teach thos filthy bastards ............. i love toast its so crunchy and warm and coverd in jelly ..... just like my ex girlfreind

[Specialty Cakes]

............. i love toast its so crunchy and warm and coverd in jelly ..... just like my ex girlfreind

wow. thanks for that one.

[grasshopper420]

your welcome i love you

[masterjointsmith]

ya know i had that problem one summer 2many people knew and one night some came over and did a little pruning. so i bought a hammoc, some of them cheap womens pullcord incase of emergency sonic cherping things and a roll of heavy deep sea fishing line, and box of eye lags. i attached the eyebolts evenly around my yard at about ancle height. i set one cherper up around the grow one around my deck area, and another across the whole back yard in a crisscross pattern. so if the line was disterbed it would pull the pin on the cherper and i just slept on my hammoc armed the rest of the summer never had a problem again after who ever tried to rob me heard about the triplines and armed fat dude

[masterjointsmith]

the cherpers work great im thinkin about lining a grip of shit with an electric fence this year set on a timer for dark muhahahhahahaah

edit: ohh by the way i dont know about the legalitys of obtaing flash bangs around your part but a case of flashbangs and a roll of deep sea line would go a long way but would probably alert the authorities when ya nieghbors called when shit started exploding

[SDK SLAYER]

hehehe...some good suggestions....but you would prolly be better off with something that doesn't make a lot of noise....tripwires & sensors are good....also, if you have a steel fence you can sharpen the top edge (if it has no cover) with a file or grinder....anyone who tries to climb over will lose about half their fingers....fishing line is good....but what u gotta do is hang pieces of line with hooks on the ends at about head/shoulder height around the yard....anyone who gets hooked up aint goin anywhere until you cut them down & then beat the crap out of them. :)

:hippy:

Slayer

[Kenn]

hehehe...some good suggestions....but you would prolly be better off with something that doesn't make a lot of noise....tripwires & sensors are good....also, if you have a steel fence you can sharpen the top edge (if it has no cover) with a file or grinder....anyone who tries to climb over will lose about half their fingers....fishing line is good....but what u gotta do is hang pieces of line with hooks on the ends at about head/shoulder height around the yard....anyone who gets hooked up aint goin anywhere until you cut them down & then beat the crap out of them. :)

:hippy:

Slayer...thanks for the tip Slayer...cant half tell u grow .. im investing in a crossbow for next season. That should take care of em.....LOL

[evergreensoul]

Lol!

Just use a security light in the backgarden... that surely gota keep most people away

[SDK SLAYER]

...thanks for the tip Slayer...cant half tell u grow .. im investing in a crossbow for next season. That should take care of em.....LOL

hahaha....aye....they won't come back if they get a bolt in their ass !!! :thumbsup: If I was you m8, I'd be extending the height of my backyard fence to about 8 fookin feet !!! ;)

Peace

Slayer

[the yeag]

fishing line with fishhooks on it at head level, make a grid around your yard and plants. get a shotgun load it with snake shot and use it. post signs saying beware of dog.

[tevnig]

i would have filled them up with sum bullets lol

[memoryburner]

k i dont no if this is true but i heard that if someone breaks into ur house/ property u legally cant do anything to hurt or harm them and if they do get hurt or injurd they can sue you. which has got to be the dumest fuckin law ever maybe even tied with marijuana laws

No...if someone breaks into your house or something, you cant shoot them or anything unless they try to cause harm to you...otherwise they can sue you

[midlifecrisis]

Correct, if you shoot someone in the back you better have a really, really good lawyer, so tell them to turn and face you like a man......then shoot! (don't forget to put a knife in their hands afterward)

[indicagrower]

hmmm ya'll are making this way to hard....fence+pitbull == safe crop
i ain't been ripped off in 15 years