please help, i need advice!

[4theIrish]

hey guys i really need some advice! in a couple days i'm going to smoke some pot w/ 2 experienced friends. 4 some reason they think i'm experienced 2 but i've NEVER smoked before! basically i really don't wanna look like an idiot. what should i know about smoking (pipe) & being stoned & how not 2 cough alot (which i'm afraid of)? i realize that mite be a hard question to answer. OH yeah i will probably be stoned when i get to class that day so can u control yourself when ur stoned? i feel so dumb. i would love any info at all! & another thing! (lol) what does it feel like to smoke? thanks!!

[deftdrummer]

you cannot be serious...

[ballllin]

it's always easier to just say "hey guys, i'm kinda new to to this so..."


but then again. all men need pride.

so:

u'll be able to control urself fine. have eyedroppers (visine, cleareyes) just in case ur someone who gets real red eyes. but ur friends should kno what's up.

coughing, u really can't help. just make up an excuse like "damn, i haven't smoked in a while" to explain why ur chokin up.

r u guys using a bong? a joint? a pipe? just inhale fully, hold it in for around 5-10 seconds, then let it out. if u've smoked cigs before or sumthin, u should have an idea. pass whatever ur usin to the left when u've taken a hit.

as for what a "high" feels like... u'll have to experience it. it just feels nice and tingly all over, but the type of weed can affect the high too.



it's really better not to fake ur first time tho...

[4theIrish]

yeah i'm may tell em its my first time. thanx for the tips to! & deftdrummer isnt that a wee bit harsh? i did say i was new to this. btw i'm a girl (sarah)

[Inferius]

No do not even think of going to class that day.
You do not have a clue how you will react to the marijuana, for all you know you're allergic.
First time users usually either dont get high at all, get a little high, or get fucking blown. If you get blown, on your first psychedelic drug expirience and then go to class, you're asking for one big fuck up.

[horror business]

http://boards.cannabis.com/experiences/108231-im-trying-cannabis-weekend.html

Check out that thread. There is TONS of usefull advice and tips for a new smoker.

[rnichilo]

lol thread killer

[Xhoshi]

well...i'd best advise to just tell 'em the truth, they'll understand. being experienced is not that impressive, besides it'll be a hella lot funner if they all know ur a first-timer. there's no harm in that. you'll regret lying sooner or later. and if u end up doing something real stupid its really unimpressive.

...well, have a happy high. I can't really explain it for you, but if ur smokin alot within a small time period, be prepared for some wild shit...i'd advise doing it at the beginning of lunch or right after school because u might get hungry as hell (it's hell having munchies in class) and also its best not to get burned by teachers.

Haha...i almost forgot...Welcome to the wild world of weed:jointsmile:

[Reefer Rogue]

Truth is the foundation of human trust.

Have fun tokin :)

[206 DankySpanky]

No do not even think of going to class that day.
You do not have a clue how you will react to the marijuana, for all you know you're allergic.
First time users usually either dont get high at all, get a little high, or get fucking blown. If you get blown, on your first psychedelic drug expirience and then go to class, you're asking for one big fuck up.

really man he has a point. definately dont have ur first smoke EVER right before school. think man, think:wtf:

[Coelho]

yes... listen them all... its definitively NOT good have your first-time-ever smoke before class... you may be completly blazed out of your mind... how do you think you will act sober? There is no way... only after lots of times stoned you learn how to act sober while stoned.
Check out that link to another therad... there is lots of useful informations there...
And, PLEASE, tell your friends its your first-time-ever... they will LOVE it, i assure you... there is few things more pleasurable for us, experienced smokers, than introduce a new person to this wonderful world of weed. So, dont deny this enormous joy to your friends... and if they know you are new, they will help you the better they can.
So, good smoke, and welcome to the wonderful world of weed! Have a nice one! :jointsmile:

[FreeVenice]

I don't want to help you lie. . .

[Inferius]

Coelho's right, they Will respond most likely favorably to your little secret.
Seriously, when I find a cool guy who hasn't ever smoked weed, I immediately invite him over. To introduce herb to another virgin being is to most stoners, the best way of paying it forward they have.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha you recommended my thread to her :cool:

[biohazard]

i had my first actual high (2nd smoke) before school. it was a bad idea. i was so fucking blown im sure EVERYONE noticed because i was getting looks and comments :).

[PotHeed420]

yeah your going to look bad if you have never ever smoked, so tell them is what i'd say, also i remember my first times smoking and i don't think i would have been able to controll myself in a classroom back tehn

[Pink_Floyd]

hey guys i really need some advice! in a couple days i'm going to smoke some pot w/ 2 experienced friends. 4 some reason they think i'm experienced 2 but i've NEVER smoked before! basically i really don't wanna look like an idiot. what should i know about smoking (pipe) & being stoned & how not 2 cough alot (which i'm afraid of)? i realize that mite be a hard question to answer. OH yeah i will probably be stoned when i get to class that day so can u control yourself when ur stoned? i feel so dumb. i would love any info at all! & another thing! (lol) what does it feel like to smoke? thanks!!
You are a dumb person if your first time will involve going to school, that's all the advice you'll get from me.
Lol I can see it now: Laughing uncontrolably, being super paranoid, throwing up everywhere in class hahaha

[Kaparski]

Best Advice. Tell them your new. Stoners love noobs :)

Plus they'll respect you more for being honest as opposed to trying to look 'experienced'.

[Willburnit]

best advice is to take lil hits and dont inhale it so u wont cough and wont get high just pretend ur high haha

[lazy smoker7]

^ lol no dont pretent your high.... its pretty annoying to people who smoke alot. and its just stupid to pretent your high and acting super stupid when your high because your just going to make other strait people think weed is worse than it is on the way that you act when ur high on it making them think it makes your super stupid. anyways yea take small hits and only hold in your smoke for about 4 seconds and no longer because about 90% of the thc gets absorbed by your lungs withing 3 secs after you inhale... and for the high part... haha picture this like your in class and the teacher calls you up to view your test and when shes talking about your test your thinking of a crazy funny ass thing in your head... like if the teacher is talking to you... in your mind youll imagine a lil boy hitting you with a carrot and it will make you laugh and then the teacher will ask you... why are you laughing so much? why are your eyes red? and youll say... I Dunno and laugh again lol.... and of course music will sound better... everything may look a bit diffrent but it still looks the same.. its hard to explain and I dont reccomend going to school high until you smoke a few times and build some mental tolerance but anyways when I went to school i always loved being as high as possible in the back of class listening to my head phones the whole time and the teacher waking me up after class is over lol... but on the other hand when I am high I would sometimes concentrate and do better in school.... eh what ever I am tired of typing now so I gonna go peace out.. munchies time :jointsmile: