LOW ON CASH

[StarcommanderX]

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.

[zarathustra]

You could go to the psych building at any local uniersity and sign up to do some retarded experiment all day for $8 an hour. I just recently got a quarter for letting some film students use my room for a set. Just follow the code of the budget smoker: be outgoing, resourceful, and...uh...I forget.

[Kombucha]

I have an idea. Don't steal from anyone, especially your family. That is low.

[TheKizzy]

Whore yourself, hehe :D

[juggalo420]

top 10 ways for druggies to get money/drugs
1. steal parents jewlery/electronics to pawn, make sure it looks like a burgalry.
2. sperm bank.
3. wait outside of atm at night and jump someone after they take money out.
4. fuck weed, steal cough medicine with dxm in it.
5. have weed fronted to you and then sell some to your friends to pay the dealer back and smoke the left overs.
6. hang out with pot heads to smoke for free.
7. if a girl do some sexual favors.
8. dress scrubby and pretend to be homeless to beg for money.(it works i got $20 in about 4 hours)
9.mug an old lady for her pocket-book.
10. steal more from parents, best way to do this is to get there atm pin number, you can get this when you go shopping with them, then steal there card at night and take a liitle money out.


*if you chose to mug or jump anyone pick someone smaller than you whose alone, have a quick get away, remember theres cameras in most parking lots so i suggest you get away on foot so your cars license plate doesnt get on a camera. do it at night. and always wear a ski mask, its winter so you wont look suspicious.

[puffiepuffiepass]

if ur A GUY SPErm bank and if a girl start sucking

[slipknotpsycho]

whatever you do don't listen to juggalo....those are not good idea's and that's the reason people tend to think pot heads are bad....although he did have an honest way or two...namely...sperm bank, hanging with potheads, and get shit fronted to you. don't start mugging people or stealing that gives pot heads 'round the world a bad wrap....hell get a gas can and a lawn mower and start walking around mowing yards.....me and my brother did that for a day came home with about 160 dollars bought us two ounces, a really nice acrylic bong and a really nice glass pipe

[GooseBear]

I was going to say donate plasma but uhhhhh wait a second.......

[orangelicker]

dont steal from ur fuckin parents man...dont

[Syrus]

One thing you have to do, deal. trust me theres tons of people looking for weed. :D

[BlastedTOtheSKY]

if you have no illeagle drugs in your system you can donate sperm, so i guess potheads cant donate sperm

[BlastedTOtheSKY]

i ment CANT if you have illeagle drugs in your system

[sugarmagnolia]

that jewelry suggestion sounds pretty damn fucked up. Petty theft is bad within itself, but jewelry theft? I think u will grow to hate karma man.

[TheKizzy]

yeah your dumb, juggalo, never steal thats very looserish

[GHoSToKeR]

top 10 ways for druggies to get money/drugs
1. steal parents jewlery/electronics to pawn, make sure it looks like a burgalry.
2. sperm bank.
3. wait outside of atm at night and jump someone after they take money out.
4. fuck weed, steal cough medicine with dxm in it.
5. have weed fronted to you and then sell some to your friends to pay the dealer back and smoke the left overs.
6. hang out with pot heads to smoke for free.
7. if a girl do some sexual favors.
8. dress scrubby and pretend to be homeless to beg for money.(it works i got $20 in about 4 hours)
9.mug an old lady for her pocket-book.
10. steal more from parents, best way to do this is to get there atm pin number, you can get this when you go shopping with them, then steal there card at night and take a liitle money out.


*if you chose to mug or jump anyone pick someone smaller than you whose alone, have a quick get away, remember theres cameras in most parking lots so i suggest you get away on foot so your cars license plate doesnt get on a camera. do it at night. and always wear a ski mask, its winter so you wont look suspicious.
dude shut up

[Buck268]

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.


Get a job you lazy son of a bitch :mad:

[truestoner4life]

just start dealing thats what i used to do.........

[slipknotpsycho]

i ment CANT if you have illeagle drugs in your system

wow you are blasted to the sky....read it again...you had it right the first time lol you said you CAN donate sperm if you have no illegal drugs in yoru system. lol

[robert42]

RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A BUCK

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

I think the juggalo guy was trying to be funny and not serious... but I could be wrong. Best way I've found for getting money is getting a job, specially one that you get tips from. All the weed I smoke comes from my tip money, I don't think I ever use my regular salary to buy weed.

If your having problems getting money get some seeds and grow some weed for your personal use (dealing is optional I guess)

[GooseBear]

sell a kidney on the black market

[daZenfmeister]

Hmm don't hospitals usually give you like alot for a kidney?

[hempheadjack]

sell you left nut,,

[GooseBear]

cut your hair off for locks of love it you have long hair

Or donate an arm or leg I hear those go for more then a kidney DaZenfmeister

[hempheadjack]

sell your right nut,,

[juggalo420]

i wasnt trying to be funny, i have no morals.

[Buck268]

Aren't you special?

I ever see you around my house at night, or dropping my sister off, you best run. Fast.

[hempheadjack]

Aren't you special?

I ever see you around my house at night, or dropping my sister off, you best run. Fast.
here here,,funny shit man,,funny shit,,gotta love it,,wheres my sis??

[juggalo420]

shes in the back seat of my car

[BlastedTOtheSKY]

LOL, juggalo420 you are a very bad person, and it sounds like you dont give a shit about anything which is sad...

[t0ke]

RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A BUCK
holy shit i once did run around naked for dollar :eek: :eek:

[Purge]

dude buy like an ounce and get it fronted, then just sell of some of it to your friends and shit. youll prolly end up making profit if you do it right...then you can buy more bud and do it all over again :P

[Shadow Smoke]

LOL JACK!!! hes right you dont need em if your that fuggn retared that you wouldnt get a job or grow it your damn self you dont need to be have n' kids you lazy FUCK!

you can donate sperm after 24 hours after tokeing but think about the kid man.. we really REALLY dont need anymore of you running around.

[boywonder]

you could swap your pc for lots of bud then sell what u cant smoke

[Kid Dynamite]

You can get $500 for a kidney on the black organ market. Sound pretty good to me...

[hempheadjack]

Schools over and I need to get some more weed but i only have 7 dollars to last me over a month. I was wondering what you guys do to get quick cash??? over the semester, ive already done coinstar, steal from my parents, sell video games, steal from my sister, and sold my textbooks. I dont really know what to do now. I got a 50 dollar target gift card as an early christmas present, think my dealer will take that??? i doubt it..but thats all i got besides 7 dollars cash. i would get a job, but i dont want to.ill take your target card,,im not greedy,,i would of went to hardware in target and bought more pipe making supplys(sandpaper,,zigzags at smoke counter,dremmal tools,smaller hand saw with fine cut)and then bought my woman a card,,,,shes cool,,she knows i love my pot more than her,,and besides ,it keeps me alive,,,my opinion and hers finally!!!!,,,,,a glimpse of my workshop for pipe making,,shit,the rope from a tie down is still on hemp stem,,,hempheadjack

[StarcommanderX]

actually i already spent my target card on food, cause i had the munchies real bad, as usual

[SanFranciscoKill]

Don't steal ive done that b4, ur gonna feel hella bad after.. get someone to front u like half a zip.. and get people to fade on it and ull make ur money back and smoke for free :)

[SanFranciscoKill]

thats what ive BEEn doing this winter break, usually i just deal, but now i got ppl fading on my shit

[Ground Zero]

buy 1oz from a dealer, then roll 30 joints with just enuff to get u high in. Go to lots of parties and sell the joints for £3, (or $5 or whatever strange currency u have in america) u make tonnes of cash.

[Eli420]

sell you left nut,,
lol thats what i was thinking, i hear you can get like 500,000$ for this, if its true do it, you dont need the left one anyway.

[Looker]

just start dealing thats what i used to do.........
YEAH BUT HES ONLY GOT 7 DOLLARS HOW CAN HE DEAL???


HE'D HAVE TO GET THE DEALER TO FRONT HIM THE POUND....

[knuckles fearon]

don't steal of ur paren't man, that's just scummy. best bet is try to flog that gift voucher to someone you know, or someone who'd understand ur situation. ask ur parents if you can do odd jobs around the house, get some money and buy as much as you can. if you can get ur daler to strap you a good bit then do it but makesure you can pay back. if you're a good stoner and you share ur smoke with ur mates then im sure they won't hesitate to get you stoned or ite you off a wee nick fer a couple o fills

[knuckles fearon]

sorry i meant bite off a wee nick

[jakenthegentiles]

dude were do u live ca caus if u live in nj we could hook up and i hnow teh bleast place to rob wed get liek at leat 1000 bucks probaly alot more if we pawnd jewlery

[Kombucha]

This thread is 4 months old, I doubt any of your ideas are needed anymore.

[larry]

I would be happy that people have not
beat you down and locked you up for theft.

If you like stealing stuff why dont you try :confused:
stealing bud from your dealer and see how that works out.

[sharpezor]

photocopy some money (make it look good with that special paper) and landry it at a store, and if they say its fake, run like a bitch.

[Looker]

NO I KNOW I PICKED UP ON IT CAUSE ITS STARCOMMANDER....

I JUST WANNA SEE IF I CAN GET STARCOMMANDER TO COME OUT....

[bongo]

STEALING BAD dont do it just wait or do work

[Creeper]

Um.....how bout being like the rest of the world, and get a job?

[StarcommanderX]

NO I KNOW I PICKED UP ON IT CAUSE ITS STARCOMMANDER....

I JUST WANNA SEE IF I CAN GET STARCOMMANDER TO COME OUT....


im here.

[StarcommanderX]

Um.....how bout being like the rest of the world, and get a job?

well im in college and i could work, but im in the architecture program, where we have to work like slaves.

[AbbaZabba]

I remember one time when i needed to get a bag for a party i was throwin i sold my ps2 for 50 bucks. I got a fat quarter and now i only play n64.

[alexm9]

What's up? Well i see you're having trouble getting money to get some herbals for the month..well the last thing you want to do is steal from anyone, especially your family. You sound like a tweeker/crackhead doing everything you can to get money, hopefully you wont suck dick for it. Living in bakersfield, the Meth capital in the U.S., you can only imagine what the hell goes on around here. But dont lower your standards man, get a job, lol i go to college full time and work also, i have no trouble buying or getting money, so think of something you can do and tell us. Hopefully you're a true pothead and not disgracing us smokers by doing low shit :)

[yoda]

i'll pick up loose change, but i dont steal from my parents(doesnt help the fact that they dont have money for me to steal anyways). and i used to always pinch from my dad's bags though, that would help. the problem im having now is that i have no money, cause all my paychecks go to bud, munchies, and cigarettes.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

top 10 ways for druggies to get money/drugs
1. steal parents jewlery/electronics to pawn, make sure it looks like a burgalry.
2. sperm bank.
3. wait outside of atm at night and jump someone after they take money out.
4. fuck weed, steal cough medicine with dxm in it.
5. have weed fronted to you and then sell some to your friends to pay the dealer back and smoke the left overs.
6. hang out with pot heads to smoke for free.
7. if a girl do some sexual favors.
8. dress scrubby and pretend to be homeless to beg for money.(it works i got $20 in about 4 hours)
9.mug an old lady for her pocket-book.
10. steal more from parents, best way to do this is to get there atm pin number, you can get this when you go shopping with them, then steal there card at night and take a liitle money out.


*if you chose to mug or jump anyone pick someone smaller than you whose alone, have a quick get away, remember theres cameras in most parking lots so i suggest you get away on foot so your cars license plate doesnt get on a camera. do it at night. and always wear a ski mask, its winter so you wont look suspicious.


.......to give up smoking cannabis? all these ideas are LOW.....think about it....it just doesn't worth it to become a crook in order to support your habit, whichever that habit might be.....it's not difficult to get over cannabis.....if you where a heroin addict what you would do then?

[Nullific]

I saw this on a documentary right, they followed these drug addicts around on the streets, well aside of homosexual favors they searched garbage for receipts then went to the store to get the product and tried to return it back.

[Creeper]

well im in college and i could work, but im in the architecture program, where we have to work like slaves.

Aw that sucks dude. Well Id say do the wierd college experiment guenie pig thing (I think thats how its spelled). Id prolly do it, it be a cool story to tell later on.

[RIP ODB]

I saw this on a documentary right, they followed these drug addicts around on the streets, well aside of homosexual favors they searched garbage for receipts then went to the store to get the product and tried to return it back.


Yeah that was called Dope Sick Love on HBO.

Their best scheme was the one lady who had a fake badge and would pretend to be a hooker, and then DOUBLE pretend to be a cop and accept bribes from johns.

Pretty slick.

[Nullific]

Thats the one, everyone should watch it.

[minksativa]

Waz dat?

[ganja is my game]

whatever you do don't listen to juggalo....those are not good idea's and that's the reason people tend to think pot heads are bad....although he did have an honest way or two...namely...sperm bank, hanging with potheads, and get shit fronted to you. don't start mugging people or stealing that gives pot heads 'round the world a bad wrap....hell get a gas can and a lawn mower and start walking around mowing yards.....me and my brother did that for a day came home with about 160 dollars bought us two ounces, a really nice acrylic bong and a really nice glass pipe

you dirty dirty bastard you got 2 ounces, a bong, and a glass pipe for 160,, i hate you. an ounce around here is 300. I could probly get a half for 160

[Dutchmaster]

haha just snag all the change u can around your house i got 50 bucks in a week by looking for change and using coinstar and i bought an 1/8 it was the most work ive ever done but well worth it

[larghetto]

Scam people on cannabis.com.

NB: Im giving out free seeds, however, send out £2.50 for delivery upfront into my turkish POBOX.

Seriously though, get a dealer to front you some weed, and start selling. Go into parties and sell pre-rolled joints (provided you can roll), and go on like that.