Enough!!! We're ALL attractive in some way, what's yours?

[stinkyattic]

Enough with the stupid 'stroke my ego because no one is stroking my cock atm' threads.

If you don't know whether you are attractive, YOU AREN'T.

Because self-confidence is the only place to start, and a physically hot person with a shit attitude, or who is too fucking insecure, FORGET IT.

So everyone has to put down something about them that they think makes them a good dating prospect.
And I don't want to see any more fucking pictures of teenage boobs. :wtf:
Seriously.
That shit only lasts for so long... it's what's inside that keeps you happy when you are old and your nice rack has turned into a pair of hangers.

I'll start-

I'm attractive because I've got a healthy attitude, a good job, a solid education, and CLASS (most of the time lol). Physically I think I'm average, in a good way, but that's fine with me! Why sweat it if ya can't change it.

[dutch.lover]

I am super considerate, educated, have high self-esteem (i will actually tell u my weight if you ask- that suprises a lot of guys), and I make one hell of an espresso. I also watch porn. Eat your heart out!!!

And I DO like my boobs, but have accepted that one day they may possibly be at my belly button. Upside? I can slap my man in the face from across the room. lol.

[thcbongman]

I know I'm a sexy biatch, a fighter, old-fashioned at heart. It's kinda weird to say good things about yourself lmao.

[Lido]

[quote=stinkyattic]If you don't know whether you are attractive, YOU AREN'T.

Man, that cracked me up! and Hey! whats wrong with hangers?
Am I attractive? ....
All I know is I make one hell of a stir-fry!:thumbsup:

[Skink]

Well I for one want to see more teenage boobs... that shit may not last long for you but I think about it for days...

[Matt the Funk]

I am pretty chill I think...and I smoke weed! teenage boobs are good....^^^

[dutch.lover]

[QUOTE=Lido;1330599All I know is I make one hell of a stir-fry!:thumbsup:[/QUOTE]


ME TOO!! I just made stir-fry last night actually. yummmy

[40oz]

Well I for one want to see more teenage boobs... that shit may not last long for you but I think about it for days...

Yea more boobs!

Something good about me to keep thread on topic....not to sound egotistical but I'm the coolest person I have ever met and probably ever will.

[dutch.lover]

^haha

[ericwt]

Well, personally I could not care if people find me attractive or not.

I am self employed, a homeowner, and can travel whenever I want.

It is not necessary for me to have another person around me for me to feel happy.

But I do approve of the teenage boobs (18 and over ). Heck I like young adult boobs too.

Yea, more boobs :thumbsup:

[Samwhore]

Im sexy because I say so

[Skink]

I'm to sexy for my shirt,,, so sexy it hurts...

[Abunai]

Haha how can you be serious on this, cough.

I'm a good looking dood. I uh care enough to tell you guys! Uhh, I like weed?!! If you got some schwag, I'll smoke it, but if I got some bomb, I'm kickin your ass to the moon! I eat only the cheapest foods (potatoes, rice, 17lb pork n bean cans, bread and speghetti) and drink the finest tea (green) everyday! Eggs are good, but they make you fart. Oh and please don't ever try FMV (For More Value) macroni, it tastes like salty poo water. Now that's doodoo baby!:D My goal in life is to become fat, these food stamps ain't cuttin it...

[Pipe Dreams]

'Ey dog all I know is I got a fuckin' HUGE penis.


No really though, Im not attractive, I have only bad qualities mostly, but then again, I couldnt care less. Only thing I have going for me is half a brain :(

[crudemood]

I am clever and witty, I can make anything into a joke. thats why people love me.
LOL

[rebgirl420]

um I think that im a decent person because ive beaten cancer when I was 13-14, Im quite intelligent and love learning, I stand up for myself without being a bitch, and im probably the most understanding person you'll ever talk to.

[birdgirl73]

I give myself a thumbs-up on my eyes and my general proportions (albeit a little taller than some are comfortable with). My best thing is that I have a silly streak a mile wide.

[the yeag]

I am a hotty because when i walk into the room i roll up confident and dripping with manly Essenes:jointsmile: i make the girly's hearts go pitter patter.
I have a wicked morbid sense of humor, i am original and a little style goes a long way.

to the dirty hot girl who started this thread, babe you are anything but average. tight body built for speed:jointsmile: you are also very intellectual one of the brightest people i have ever met. for sure the smartest girly ever interested in me.

[halo]

Im attractive becuase I'm intelligent and just lost 20 pounds since thanksgiving. From 206-185!! Woot woot!! And i listen well and help console people when necessary.

[Its a Plant]

Hmmm..I need a little ego-masturbation before bed..it'll probably help me nod off..

I've been told I'm a goof, which apparently is a good thing...I dunno...but this girl is amazing, so she can't be THAT far off..

My sense of humor has gotten me a LOT further than I expected, and to my dismay, I might be man-pretty...:eek:

I'm no piece of eye candy, though. I DO have an intellectual side..

[ValkyrieAg]

I have pretty color eyes (so I am told, I am actually colorblind ironically)
Well educated. Ivy League blood in the family.
I am a strong guy, I like to pick up heavy objects with ease.
If we were on a date, and your cars starter needed to be rebuilt on the side of the freeway, we wouldn't be late for dinner.
Well spoken. Well traveled. Good with my hands. Last of a dying breed. Lets just say if there is ever a natural disaster, I will be in high demand, ladies. I'm not completely worthless unlike some "men".

[higher4hockey]

i wear flannel shirts a lot, flannel is wicked sexy. i have two flannel shirts on right now.....set em up~and knock em down!!


this girl the other day told me i was 'home grown' (country) she said that was hot. a girl a long time ago told me she thought i was sexy because i was left handed.

girls find weird things sexy.

[FreeVenice]

I can make you laugh, and I know I can make you think. I like to think that I have a nice smile, you know with the dimples and all. But for the most part I don't really know what a girl would see in me. I like to think that I build a strong connection before any of the bullshit, if you know what I mean.

Also, I can laugh at myself better than anyone else. . .and in this day and age, people really need to just let their damn guards down. For at least a day or two, just see what it's like, you know. . .

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Hmmm, I am loyal, intelligent, open-minded, and strong. I have been told I have soulful eyes, whatever the fuck that means. For a big chick I think I carry myself well, and have a positive attitude. A positive attitude and self confidence do go a long way, because I have no trouble getting dates even though I do not have what some would call conventional beauty.

[kdspecial]

Im the most patient person when it comes to dealing with women's shit....

Only guys might know what im talking about..... lol

Seriously though I am extreamly patient with everything. (Strong Silent type) I pick things up really fast. I fuking rock OUT at guitar and Drums daily... I can cook, im a neat freak, im fuking so tall to the Max and have the oddest colour Green/Blue eyes poeople have every seen.

As well im athletic, can get along with almost anyone. And know when to be a goof and when to act serious....

Ohh yeah I can also roll nice joints!!!1
:jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:

kd_special

[stinkyattic]

Im sexy because I say so
word!
you've got class, baby!:jointsmile:


I am a hotty because when i walk into the room i roll up confident and dripping with manly Essences.
Oh! Is THAT what was all over my sheets?:wtf:
You're also sexy because you have so many great stories of your adventures, and you tell them well, and it's NOT all in the past, you're still doing really cool shit and travelling a lot, and that takes confidence.


this girl the other day told me i was 'home grown' ....i wear flannel shirts a lot, flannel is wicked sexy. i have two flannel shirts on right now.....Forgive the rearrangement of your post- but seriously- yeah- logger boots, flannel shirts, and a pair of double-fronted Carhartts makes me get all moist in the panties. And don't even START with what I think of all that, combined with an arborist's climbing harness and a strong smell of 2-stroke exhaust....


Im the most patient person when it comes to dealing with women's shit.... .Seriously though I am extreamly patient with everything.
Yeah f'real you are! You're a good dude and a great catch.

[dutch.lover]

^tee hee...all moist in the panties...tee hee


to whoever said soulful eyes- I hear ya! I know you are a chick, but McDreamy!?!?!? Hello? Grey's Anatomy! Sooooo hot. And it's all in the eyes.

[kdspecial]

Hey Dutch Lover....

I left you a post in the Plant problems sections...

Where do you get the END ALL By safers? I couldn't find it on their site.

I left the link and stuff in the other thread. in Plant problems..

i noticed you live in Canada. me too, just wondering if thats a Canadian tire style product or Ill have to find a Grow shop thats carries it?

I love all Organic...

kd

[robert42]

Well im attractive cos i come with fully functional legs, i also celebrate hanaka even tho im not jewish (big turn on) i enjoy cycling and working funnily enought i love the cinema and im a anti-weed activist :rolleyes:

[Breukelen advocaat]

Some women say that they are attractive because they have a "good education and good job". These factors have nothing to do with attraction. In fact, the higher-salaried women with advanced formal education often have a harder time finding male companionship, because they are too money and success orientated. When it comes to attractiveness most men, including myself, could give a rat's ass about a woman's college degrees and salary.

[stinkyattic]

In fact, the higher-salaried women with advanced formal education often have a harder time finding male companionship, because they are too money and success orientated. .
That's bullshit.
We have a harder time finding ACCEPTABLE male companionship because we start holding ourselves and the men around us to far higher standards.
I sort of figured you wouldn't be interested in a woman who is well educated... no need to go home at night and have your intellect challenged...

[Matt the Funk]

That's bullshit.
We have a harder time finding ACCEPTABLE male companionship because we start holding ourselves and the men around us to far higher standards.
I sort of figured you wouldn't be interested in a woman who is well educated... no need to go home at night and have your intellect challenged...
/owned. Anyways I guess i'll psot somthing else. I stay in shape and have been told I have a nice body haha.

[Breukelen advocaat]

That's bullshit.
We have a harder time finding ACCEPTABLE male companionship because we start holding ourselves and the men around us to far higher standards.
I sort of figured you wouldn't be interested in a woman who is well educated... no need to go home at night and have your intellect challenged...

Making money and being intelligent are not the same thing.

I happen to be married to someone that I consider smarter than myself in many ways, but we compliment each others' personalities perfectly. THAT is what it's all about.

The "higher standards" of "successful" women has created a glut of spinsters and neurotics in our female population.

Some of the more intelligent professional women have found that working men without fancy diplomas can be very attractive - but the feeling is not always mutual.

[stinkyattic]

The "higher standards" of "successful" women has created a glut of spinsters and neurotics in our female population.
Pshaw, I'd rather be a neurotic spinster with a bit of well-earned self-respect than a trophy wife (*cough* *upper class prostitute*) I'll keep on with my career, thx

[Breukelen advocaat]

Pshaw, I'd rather be a neurotic spinster with a bit of well-earned self-respect than a trophy wife (*cough* *upper class prostitute*) I'll keep on with my career, thx

You have my condolences.

[Skink]

I'm sexy cause I have my own tail...

[stinkyattic]

You have my condolences.Piss off and give them to someone who needs them.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Looks like I found a sore spot. :thumbsup:

Being nasty is not attractive. Deal with it.

[stinkyattic]

Looks like I found a sore spot..
Nope sorry, keep looking... it's good to have a hobby, even if it IS finding newer and better ways to insult people.

Anyway, I'm quite happily involved with our dear The Yeag, so your sore spot argument has no merit. I actually enjoy dating an intellectual equal! It's refreshing!

Go find someone less nasty to pick on.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Nope sorry, keep looking... it's good to have a hobby, even if it IS finding newer and better ways to insult people.

Anyway, I'm quite happily involved with our dear The Yeag, so your sore spot argument has no merit. I actually enjoy dating an intellectual equal! It's refreshing!

Go find someone less nasty to pick on.

I see that you also have a persecution complex. Very interesting, but not attractive.

[stinkyattic]

I see that you also have a persecution complex. Very interesting, but not attractive.

Cute.

Psychoanalyzing people [unsuccessfully, by the way] over the internet is about the biggest waste of time I can think of off hand.

And if you found me attractive, I'd be a touch worried.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Cute.

Psychoanalyzing people [unsuccessfully, by the way] over the internet is about the biggest waste of time I can think of off hand.

And if you found me attractive, I'd be a touch worried.

You have nothing to wory about in that regard, dear.

[JaggedEdge]

Enough with the stupid 'stroke my ego because no one is stroking my cock atm' threads.

If you don't know whether you are attractive, YOU AREN'T.

Because self-confidence is the only place to start, and a physically hot person with a shit attitude, or who is too fucking insecure, FORGET IT.

So everyone has to put down something about them that they think makes them a good dating prospect.
And I don't want to see any more fucking pictures of teenage boobs. :wtf:
Seriously.
That shit only lasts for so long... it's what's inside that keeps you happy when you are old and your nice rack has turned into a pair of hangers.

I'll start-

I'm attractive because I've got a healthy attitude, a good job, a solid education, and CLASS (most of the time lol). Physically I think I'm average, in a good way, but that's fine with me! Why sweat it if ya can't change it.

I didn't read anything that followed this, nor do I care to praticipate in this. I would like to say thank you though for saying what needed to be said. This site is getting kind of pathetic with the 15 year olds in their bras and the guys asking if they are attractive.

Thanks. :thumbsup:

[Dest]

I think mine is that im always in a great mood and people in a good state of mind are always more attractive to me.

[Skink]

I didn't read anything that followed this, nor do I care to praticipate in this. I would like to say thank you though for saying what needed to be said. This site is getting kind of pathetic with the 15 year olds in their bras and the guys asking if they are attractive.

Thanks. :thumbsup:

When I first got here this forum was a lot worse...

[Iplaybass182]

I listen well I am willing to try stuff. I am decent looking, but very insecure about my wieght(for a guy). I don't take stuff to seriously but when it comes down to it I can be very serious. i also can handle diversity because I moved about 6 times.

[vileoxidation]

Making money and being intelligent are not the same thing.

I happen to be married to someone that I consider smarter than myself in many ways, but we compliment each others' personalities perfectly. THAT is what it's all about.

The "higher standards" of "successful" women has created a glut of spinsters and neurotics in our female population.

Some of the more intelligent professional women have found that working men without fancy diplomas can be very attractive - but the feeling is not always mutual.

You may be right that having an education and a good job does not mean that someone is attractive. However, it usually means that the person is dedicated, a hard-worker, and perseverent. These are qualities that are attractive to most people, and thus the label attached to people with higher education and a good job.

I am in college, and I am going to be very successful. However, my boyfriend is 25 and has just been working since high school, and was actually out of work completely for three years. I don't care that he isn't in college, so you are right that women do find men who don't have fancy diplomas attractive. He is back on track and is going to vocational school soon, but even if he never did that I would still love him.
~~~~~~

On that note, I think I am sexy cause I am a fiesty little redhead, with all the connotations that come with it! I am only 5'3", so I am pretty short, and I have a VERY VERY VERY short fuse. VERY. But I am extremely passionate and loving when I care about someone, and I do have the redhead kinkiness that I hear guys talk about.

[Psycho4Bud]

I am a hotty because when i walk into the room i roll up confident and dripping with manly Essenes


Oh! Is THAT what was all over my sheets?:wtf:

Wow, yeag.........Premature ejaculation (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature-ejaculation/DS00578) huh? Hope this helps!!:thumbsup:

Seriously though.....CONFIDENCE!!! I know what I got and I know what to do....if a lady walks the other way, her loss. Play it just like they do...it works.:thumbsup:
Besides that, I got a Harley and a pierced tongue...:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[vileoxidation]

Besides that, I got a Harley and a pierced tongue...:D

Oh, how I love a man with that combination.... :D

[Coelho]

And I don't want to see any more fucking pictures of teenage boobs. :wtf:

Stinky... you are blessed to can have a nice pair of boobs staring at you whenever you wish... you only need a mirror... so, for you its not a big deal. But we man have not this privilege, so we depends on the kindness of some girl to show us... so, if you dont like, just dont look. And let everybody who likes enjoy...:thumbsup:

And for your question... Im very calm, pacient, know to listen very well (women loves it), kind, intelligent... well... i really dont like to talk about myself, so its enough. I know im attractive, so i dont post my pictures here asking it.

(PS. If anybody is willing to post more boobs, it will be very welcome! ;) )

[halfassedjediknight]

if you want to see boobs, go find em yourself. they arent like sacred jewels. you can find anything on the internet.

[Breukelen advocaat]

You may be right that having an education and a good job does not mean that someone is attractive. However, it usually means that the person is dedicated, a hard-worker, and perseverent. These are qualities that are attractive to most people, and thus the label attached to people with higher education and a good job.

I am in college, and I am going to be very successful. However, my boyfriend is 25 and has just been working since high school, and was actually out of work completely for three years. I don't care that he isn't in college, so you are right that women do find men who don't have fancy diplomas attractive. He is back on track and is going to vocational school soon, but even if he never did that I would still love him.
That is very refreshing to hear. I wish you both luck.

Men do not care one iota about a female partners' diploma and income. Those are the first things that many single upwardly-mobile women look at when determining a man's desirability. I could understand a woman not wanting a guy that's dependant, chronically unemployed and not looking for work, etc., but there aren't enough single, "intelligent" (whatever that means) professional types to go around for all of the women with unreasonable, impossible-to-meet standards. They say that they won't become a man's property, but in reality they want to sell themselves to the highest bidder - and the irony is that many will fail to even get any bids at all.

Often, the problems are that they are either nasty, or are unaware of, or unwilling to learn, how to be attractive to the opposite sex. Sometimes, it's several of those factors.

[Coelho]

if you want to see boobs, go find em yourself. they arent like sacred jewels. you can find anything on the internet.

i know... chill out... i was only teasing her :p

[halfassedjediknight]

That is very refreshing to hear. I wish you both luck.

Men do not care one iota about a female partners' diploma and income. Those are the first things that many single upwardly-mobile women look at when determining a man's desirability. I could understand a woman not wanting a guy that's dependant, chronically unemployed and not looking for work, etc., but there aren't enough single, "intelligent" (whatever that means) professional types to go around for all of the women with unreasonable, impossible-to-meet standards. They say that they won't become a man's property, but in reality they want to sell themselves to the highest bidder - and the irony is that many will fail to even get any bids at all.

Often, the problem is that they are either nasty, or are unaware of, or unwilling to learn, how to be attractive to the opposite sex.


men dont care about their partners diploma?

i couldnt be any prouder of my girlfriend for going to school for 6 years and having a psychology degree. i resent that.

[Breukelen advocaat]

men dont care about their partners diploma?

i couldnt be any prouder of my girlfriend for going to school for 6 years and having a psychology degree. i resent that.


That is not what I meant. It's irrelevant to the relationship. Would it have affeted you if she had NOT done the schooling?

My wife went to night school, after work, for many years to get her college diploma -and I am very proud. Would I still want her if she hadn't? You better believe it!

[halfassedjediknight]

That is not what I meant. It's irrelevant to the relationship

My wife went to night school, after work, for many years to get her diploma -and I am very proud. Would I still want her if she hadn't? You better believe it!

oh if thats not what you meant then you got me stumped. haha! excuse me. didnt mean to sound rude.

are you going with the love is unconditional thing? if so then i get what you mean now.

[Breukelen advocaat]

oh if thats not what you meant then you got me stumped. haha! excuse me. didnt mean to sound rude.

are you going with the love is unconditional thing? if so then i get what you mean now.

Yes.

It also helps to have similar views, get along, etc. If your interest is music, and hers is physics, that should make no difference.

When you have the unconditional type of love, it's forever.

[vileoxidation]

That is very refreshing to hear. I wish you both luck.

Men do not care one iota about a female partners' diploma and income. Those are the first things that many single upwardly-mobile women look at when determining a man's desirability. I could understand a woman not wanting a guy that's dependant, chronically unemployed and not looking for work, etc., but there aren't enough single, "intelligent" (whatever that means) professional types to go around for all of the women with unreasonable, impossible-to-meet standards. They say that they won't become a man's property, but in reality they want to sell themselves to the highest bidder - and the irony is that many will fail to even get any bids at all.

Often, the problems are that they are either nasty, or are unaware of, or unwilling to learn, how to be attractive to the opposite sex. Sometimes, it's several of those factors.

I do agree with you here. There are many awful, catty, horrible women out there who truly do only want a partner that can match and possibly exceed their salary.

I know quite a few men, however, who are the same way. Maybe this is due to the circles I travel in, but a lot of the men I am aquainted with require a woman to be college-educated and able to pull in a pretty hefty salary, even if she won't end up working when they have a family.

Again, maybe this is not common among men, but in my experience there are many people in both genders who consider fancy diplomas a requirement for attractiveness.

[ice#1]

i'm sexy becuase i grow the best damn pot my town has ever tasted and thats not my opion. i'll literly give a stranger the shirt off my back if they need it or give homeless people money for food i donate time at homeless shelters as well have given countless thousands to normal it's only money folks can't take it with you once you have everything you need any more is just a waste with all the people in the world who have so little

[Wesley Pipes]

hmmmm ok... i would saaaaaaaaay i'm passionate, reasonably intelligent (but not all the time :p), funny and i'm full of love :D...

theres a girl who keeps telling me i'm amazing, but then she says that to everyone she knows so i dont think it really counts lol. :rolleyes:

I love LoVE :hippy:

[halfassedjediknight]

Yes.

It also helps to have similar views, get along, etc. If your interest is music, and hers is physics, that should make no difference.

When you have the unconditional type of love, it's forever.

i think me and my girlfriend are pretty common and then again very uncommon. shes very serious as im very satirical and sarcastic.

but im a biology major and shes a psychology major.

i love kids and they bug her.

we both are firm believers in womans rights so that kinda helps out.

long story short we have plenty of pros and cons but ill love her til the end.

[Wesley Pipes]

I do agree with you here. There are many awful, catty, horrible women out there who truly do only want a partner that can match and possibly exceed their salary.

I know quite a few men, however, who are the same way. Maybe this is due to the circles I travel in, but a lot of the men I am aquainted with require a woman to be college-educated and able to pull in a pretty hefty salary, even if she won't end up working when they have a family.

Again, maybe this is not common among men, but in my experience there are many people in both genders who consider fancy diplomas a requirement for attractiveness.

then that makes them the worlds dumbest smart people :thumbsup:

[Breukelen advocaat]

I do agree with you here. There are many awful, catty, horrible women out there who truly do only want a partner that can match and possibly exceed their salary.

I know quite a few men, however, who are the same way. Maybe this is due to the circles I travel in, but a lot of the men I am aquainted with require a woman to be college-educated and able to pull in a pretty hefty salary, even if she won't end up working when they have a family.

Again, maybe this is not common among men, but in my experience there are many people in both genders who consider fancy diplomas a requirement for attractiveness.

There may be a few men like that, but I think that the percentage of them is miniscule compared to women in that mold.

[vileoxidation]

then that makes them the worlds dumbest smart people :thumbsup:

Oh, I completely agree! These are mainly men in my academic and professional circles, so they are not people I really choose to be around, and they bug the living hell out of me. Its okay though I just load a bowl when I get home :stoned: .

[vileoxidation]

There may be a few men like that, but I think that the percentage of them is miniscule compared to women in that mold.

You are probably right. But then that leads to the fact that a large percentage of men don't fit that mold because they only care about physical appearance, so I don't really know which is better...

:) I'll end my little hijack now, sorry.

[Skink]

A partnership is not a competition...

[Wesley Pipes]

A partnership is not a competition...

i don't get it? :confused:

[Coelho]

A partnership is not a competition...

I agree completly... but many people are so competitive they forget it, and try compete with the partner, instead cooperate. Sad but true...

[birdgirl73]

I've known an awful lot of men who care a lot about whether or not a woman has a college degree, although I don't see the same sort of fixation on her career success or income. Deep down, they care a lot more about her looks and the way she makes them feel, the warm-fuzzy stuff. But the educated professional men I know are looking for someone who's going to have some intellectual depth as well as good looks. More than anything, I think for them a college degree doesn't itself convey intellectual depth, although the more ideas someone has been exposed to the greater her intellect will likely be. I think they're looking for someone who's going to be a social equal, too, and have the level of sophistication that higher education helps provide. In other words, someone who'll fit in with their crowd. An educated woman will fit into an educated man's "circle" more easily than uneducated ones. Don't get me wrong. At the end of the day, they still decide with their eyes and with their emotions. But men also look at marriage as a business decision. That's where the desire for someone with a similar level of education and sophistication comes in, I think.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I don't have any statistics as to how many men are interested in a woman's diploma or job status, but the ones that are this way are NOT, as a rule, coming up with equations as to how much MORE a woman should earn than them - but this is what most upwardly-mobile single women have been doing, with regards to potential suitors, for several decades. Everybody know this is true. For example, if they (the woman) make 100k a year, they want a potential husband that earns 150-200k. It goes without saying, of course, the more the better.

[birdgirl73]

Were you spurned by some upwardly mobile single women in your dating days because you didn't make enough money, Breuk?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Were you spurned by some upwardly mobile single women in your dating days because you didn't make enough money, Breuk?

I dated all kinds, lol. :thumbsup:

I've known about the salary/assets formula thing for decades. It hasn't changed. How can the women who have this mindset claim to want "equality" ? They CLAIM to support "equality", but they want men that make more, which is why there will be more spinsters - a point I made in an earlier post here.

[the yeag]

Wow, yeag.........Premature ejaculation (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature-ejaculation/DS00578) huh? Hope this helps!!:thumbsup:

Seriously though.....CONFIDENCE!!! I know what I got and I know what to do....if a lady walks the other way, her loss. Play it just like they do...it works.:thumbsup:
Besides that, I got a Harley and a pierced tongue...:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:


premature ejaculation....I think not I can go all night long. I don't need a Harley or a pierced tongue to get MY GIRL going:jointsmile: HAVE A NICE 1

dURING MY TRAVELS TOMOROW I WILL KEEP MY EYES OPEN FOR A GENE SIMMONS LOOK ALIKE RIDING A ROAD KING WITH ASSLESS CHAPS.

[Psycho4Bud]

premature ejaculation....I think not I can go all night long. I don't need a Harley or a pierced tongue to get MY GIRL going:jointsmile: HAVE A NICE 1

dURING MY TRAVELS TOMOROW I WILL KEEP MY EYES OPEN FOR A GENE SIMMONS LOOK ALIKE RIDING A ROAD KING WITH ASSLESS CHAPS.

Hey dude........I hang in politics, I'm used to seeing peoples statements twisted. It's just that you and "S" made it so easy.

Road King??? Good luck........I got a Heritage myself.:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile: ........sounds like your having many good ones now:thumbsup:

[the yeag]

see ya in the funny papers sir psycho..i got to hit the rack. i got a long ride up north tomorow. 75n 65n 57w i70w a long ass day. goodnight

[Psycho4Bud]

:S2:
see ya in the funny papers sir psycho..i got to hit the rack. i got a long ride up north tomorow. 75n 65n 57w i70w a long ass day. goodnight

YA! Like Stinky is going to let ya sleep........or is that where your heading?

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[FreeVenice]

I think that when you really break it down, there is something more to a relationship than simalaritys and common opinions. I think that that would kill the whole idea of Love at First Sight, and I don't mean based on looks. I mean looking at them in the eyes and sensing their presence. Again, it could be a false emotion/reaction caused by the compiling of common interests. But why let it be such a controled substance, if you know what I mean. . .;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

This thread rocks my white cotton crew socks! I am soooo getting my giggle on right now.

I am dead fucking sexy. How can I count the ways? For one thing, if I actually showed you my boobs, y'all would blow up my e-mail inbox. I'm almost 38 years old, and club owners are still calling me wanting me to work at their joints. Yes, I am THAT hot.

But to me, that's not what makes me hot. That bullshit fades. And what's considered hot changes from one moment to the next.

I am funny. And you can't be funny without being smart. I take that back...some people are funny because they aren't smart, but that's pretty hit and miss. I am consistently funny. How's that? That make more sense?

I am an awesome parent. My kids think I am the pure schnizzle. Even my stepkids love me. And I'm not their "friend". I'm mean as fuck. I kick my cat. Sometimes. When I'm not kissing him on the lips.

I've done everything. Sometimes twice. Including marrying Republican.

I shamefully love porn. I'm getting ready to watch a really nasty movie right now, with spitting, anal, forced oral, and fisting. Then I'm going to wake Papi up and let him have it.

I am glam as hell, and sloppy as fuck. You could come to my house twice in a row, and never see the same person.

Sid Vicious and I have the exact same birthday. 'Nuff said.

[dutch.lover]

you just made my night hahahaha

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Reading back over my post, crazy is sexy.

I am what I've sought. No wonder I masturbate so much.

edited to say: dammit! I hate not being able to rep you! Maybe it keeps me from internetally stalking you. Yes, I make words up.

[Prunedale]

Reading back over my post, crazy is sexy.

I am what I've sought. No wonder I masturbate so much.

edited to say: dammit! I hate not being able to rep you! Maybe it keeps me from internetally stalking you. Yes, I make words up.

/Bow You art the shit... I..... am not worthy.....Papi.....What a lucky man....Wow....


I'm a hip ol geek too smart and gaadayum I'm too hot for my own good, I don't need a partner I'll dance with myself, No problem.. Not too long though. Always have my girl / police and gay/dar UP. I roll through life just lookin for people, I love fukin with everybody, I'm a solo guy in crowds and I mingle around. I'm very personable and break walls and build relationships quickly. I'm very fast to learn things on my own and I'm athletic in nature. I can't get enough sex and I've gotten into trouble because of it. I'm just really friendly and i LOVE to cuddle. Can't we just cuddle...lol
I masterbate alot too and I'm for some reason constantly pulling older women, my oldest is uh.... nevermind... But wow they're fantastic...Olderwomen is a fetish I have too then. Add that to the other thread goin. I love art and view everything in a creative visual way, everythings beautiful to me and I try to not live in negativity, I don't care to be glorious over others but I wont be talked down to either. I'm fuckin self taught and mutha*kas think not. so in response I deliver lyrical injections of my fuckin flowtox. I beatbox, sometimes annoying to others. one sister and 3 baby brothers. From a poor family, its not important if its in my pockets G. Just want a place I can garden, park my car, make my music, lay down and relax in quite peace, feed my creativity, produce smiles, provide a warm lounge to guests and have no financial or government strings Whatsoever... Can we all chip in and buy an Island like that Leo movie?? I'll be good I promise... Can I have 2 wives though??? Or like married 3 way?? I think that would be neat.. lol.... "Hey its my night damnit!"

[Reefer Rogue]

I am, therefore sexy.

[stinkyattic]

A partnership is not a competition...

Well put, skinkeriffic.

[stinkyattic]

I think not I can go all night long. I don't need a Harley or a pierced tongue to get MY GIRL going

lol The Yeag you have no shame... hee hee... and I must say it's true... I'm not even going to get into the other bit you didn't mention that makes you supa dupa hot... but DAMN big guy... you've got a RARE skill.

Although Psycho- the pierced tongue is pretty damn hot, especially on a family guy like yourself- it's so often the unexpected little things that seal the deal for sexiness!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

lol The Yeag you have no shame... hee hee... and I must say it's true... I'm not even going to get into the other bit you didn't mention that makes you supa dupa hot... but DAMN big guy... you've got a RARE skill.



You are not allowed to do that. You canNOT drop a hint like that and just leave me hanging.

Tell me what the Yeag did, or I'll do something drastic.

[stinkyattic]

Tell me what the Yeag did, or I'll do something drastic.

Sorry, no can do- But go ahead and do something drastic anyway!!!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Now I have to go experiment on the old man.
If Papi gets a friction burn on his pecker, I'll lay the blame squarely at your attic doorstep.

[stinkyattic]

My attic has seen its share of friction burns, babe.
Tee hee.
Damn is it time to make a packie run for a handle of Paisano yet?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAH! Have you been peeping in mah winder? Papi's dad and I both like to kill a jug of Paisano now and again. I am regretting it today though. Whew.

[Demeter]

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose :hippy:

But I think my best quality is my empathy for others. I also have a snarky sense of humor.:D

I never stop learning!

[MadSativa]

I am super considerate, educated, have high self-esteem (i will actually tell u my weight if you ask- that suprises a lot of guys), and I make one hell of an espresso. I also watch porn. Eat your heart out!!!

And I DO like my boobs, but have accepted that one day they may possibly be at my belly button. Upside? I can slap my man in the face from across the room. lol.

boys and girls anywomen who can make a stament like this is deffintly a hotty. Confidence, selfassurance, and a sweety that watches porn, thats what Im talkin about, and when it comes time for a slap shes gonna still be a hotty:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin:

[Prunedale]

I've known an awful lot of men who care a lot about whether or not a woman has a college degree, although I don't see the same sort of fixation on her career success or income. Deep down, they care a lot more about her looks and the way she makes them feel, the warm-fuzzy stuff. But the educated professional men I know are looking for someone who's going to have some intellectual depth as well as good looks. More than anything, I think for them a college degree doesn't itself convey intellectual depth, although the more ideas someone has been exposed to the greater her intellect will likely be. I think they're looking for someone who's going to be a social equal, too, and have the level of sophistication that higher education helps provide. In other words, someone who'll fit in with their crowd. An educated woman will fit into an educated man's "circle" more easily than uneducated ones. Don't get me wrong. At the end of the day, they still decide with their eyes and with their emotions. But men also look at marriage as a business decision. That's where the desire for someone with a similar level of education and sophistication comes in, I think.

You're right m'lady, I wish my girl was a bit more sophisticated (in things I was interested in) however she's sophisticated in things she's interested in so I guess its just topic. We're not married after 10 years. I'm 24. I have lots of experience. She doesn't, So I agree with you 100%. Very accurate.

[higher4hockey]

stinky, i think you and i would get along just fine, i've been searching for a girl who has your attitude for quite some time. you should instill your finding of chainsaws and carharts sexy on more females out there!

[DR_CANNABIS]

im sexy because of my nose and hair... i dont take shit from anyone and ill make you laugh... :D

[kiwi]

:hippy: Ok here goes....I am empathetic, considerate, passionate, understanding and financially very securer. At the end of the day beauty is only skin deep, but its whats on the inside that counts. :jointsmile:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

My smile is so nice that it blinds anyone who tries to judge me.

I am also a thousand percent confident that I can make ANY woman scream of ecstasy in the bedroom, but that took years of work to accomplish and that's what's worth braging about it! :thumbsup:

Seriously though, I think everyone in the world has the potencial to be extremely attractive...all it takes is the attitude!

[Tomthehippie]

Im just generally all round perfect! :D :P

[stinkyattic]

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose !you're full of shit- didn't you notice the dudes at the flower show checking you out in those hot knee-high boots? DAMN girl.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

wooting for knee high boots!

[birdgirl73]

I look pretty good still, though the bloom is definately off the rose :hippy:

But I think my best quality is my empathy for others. I also have a snarky sense of humor.:D

I never stop learning!
I just want to go on the record here and make it clear that, having seen your picture, the bloom is in NO way off the rose. The bloom, if anything, is even more beautiful because as a grownup, you're wiser and have more of that empathy you spoke of up above. That and, as Stinky, who has met you in person, can confirm, because you're simply drop-dead gorgeous with a softness and vulnerability that enhances those qualities. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to say things like that "off-the-rose" comment about yourself.

So let's review. You're gorgeous and still in full bloom. You have a kind, compassionate, empathetic heart. And you're continuing your intellectual development. That, my friend, is the quintessential definition of beauty.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

And there you have it.^

[Demeter]

you're full of shit- didn't you notice the dudes at the flower show checking you out in those hot knee-high boots? DAMN girl.

Really? I guess I am getting blind in my old age! Yea for boots from Victoria's Secret! You just made my day-
But you are in the prime of life girly, all fresh and cute, and the Yeag ought to be glad you hide under a baseball cap- if you let that hair down in public all hell could break loose!
It's true, hot women like smoking marijuana- it suits our sensual nature!

P.S. Send me a pic of us incognito at the show!

[Demeter]

I just want to go on the record here and make it clear that, having seen your picture, the bloom is in NO way off the rose. The bloom, if anything, is even more beautiful because as a grownup, you're wiser and have more of that empathy you spoke of up above. That and, as Stinky, who has met you in person, can confirm, because you're simply drop-dead gorgeous with a softness and vulnerability that enhances those qualities. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to say things like that "off-the-rose" comment about yourself.

So let's review. You're gorgeous and still in full bloom. You have a kind, compassionate, empathetic heart. And you're continuing your intellectual development. That, my friend, is the quintessential definition of beauty.

Okay, now you've made me cry like a little girl! I feel so lucky to have met such amazingly beautiful (inside and out) women here- who would ever have thought such a thing could happen on a cannabis board on the internet? Thank you for your kind words, lovely birdgirl!

Getting older is hard sometimes, the way our society makes such a big deal out of youth - it seems like it shouldn't matter, but it does. However, your words remind me that laugh lines are a sign of a life well-lived! And boy have I laughed a lot!:D

[stinkyattic]

laugh lines are a sign of a life well-lived! And boy have I laughed a lot!
siggy material right there girlygirl!

PS my hair is hiding under a baseball cap to:

-represent the Sox, go sox!
-hide my 5+ inches of roots since my last visit to the salon- going to be remedied in a couple weeks, I'm due for my spring stylee overhaul!
-enable me to roll out of bed and on with my life with a minimum of primping
-be all incognito, lol
-and act the same way as a turtleneck sweater on a sexy librarian... the hat comes off... the hair comes down... veeeery bad things happen! :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh cut it out. Y'all are making me misty, and I only like to get misty between the legs, or while watching Forrest Gump.

Stinky, my roots are so bad, the only way they would look good is on a plant.

[stinkyattic]

Stinky, my roots are so bad, the only way they would look good is on a plant.yeah freal didn't you post on the root porn for ms stinky thread? and i see no mods around to delete... wtf happened? those were some sexy roots

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

You know, I hate to admit I'm not sure if I posted there or not. I'm scatterbrained today. Lemme check.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Demeter is ravishing! Enough said.

[cannabis=freedom]

Physically: I'm tall, with nice long hair, quite beautiful eyes, a lean body (borderline scrawny)...generally good, I think....

Emotionally: somewhat soft and sensitive, but can flare up when there's a need....and there's a lot of creativity with me, in acting, writing, filmmaking, etc. I also think the most important thing in the world is to be nice to non-assholes...and I have that. I can also say and write some really funny shit.

[GotWake88]

Well Ive been told that I: am funny, have nice abs and pecs, that I have a sexy brain, that I am big(so Ive been told), that I have nice eyes, that I am very polite and genuine, charming, that I am good at giving long and annoying political speeches, intelligent, open-minded, cultured.

But I have been told I have too much self confidence. That means that I'm just too sexy, right??

[jrs212]

I'm short, fat, little dick, 46, no money, bad breathing, and no people skills. Can't dance, can't sing, can't do much of anything. Damn I'm happy.

[GotWake88]

We still get to see boobs, right?

[Skink]

I think BG wants to get in your pants D...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm short, fat, little dick, 46, no money, bad breathing, and no people skills. Can't dance, can't sing, can't do much of anything. Damn I'm happy.
Dammit! You'll have to go on the Mrs. G's sig waiting list.

edited to say: Can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answers that you want me to. (insert awesome guitar riff here)

[tehcromex]

hrm im usually brutally honest i like that about myself some women do .. some women really really dont. i have a talent for seeing the stupidity in everything which once again is a 2 sided coin.