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Dro_Princess
03-21-2007, 11:15 PM
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."


I would have loved to have seen his face when he got caught. I also wonder how he got caught. Was he out in the woods gettin his groove on and someone walk up on him? I have heard of people have sex with dead people but with dead animals this is a first.

rebgirl420
03-21-2007, 11:16 PM
NOOOO Bambi! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TallulahGreen
03-21-2007, 11:18 PM
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."


I would have loved to have seen his face when he got caught. I also wonder how he got caught. Was he out in the woods gettin his groove on and someone walk up on him? I have heard of people have sex with dead people but with dead animals this is a first.



That article reminds me of this man that used to live in my little town. We called him red, due to his red hair and large red beard.

It was rumored that Red was arrested previously for doing a deer...
....he had a pig named blue at the time too...

Well....when RED came back....from his little "vacation"....he was seen around town for many many months walking his goat with him on a leash EVERYWHERE. He even spanged for food for his goat on the side of the road everyday.

Welll....I haven't seen Red for about a year.

....nor his goat..


Hmmm...

Skink
03-21-2007, 11:26 PM
WTF???

BabyFacedAbortion
03-21-2007, 11:38 PM
What was the goats name?

Green?

TallulahGreen
03-21-2007, 11:40 PM
What was the goats name?

Green?

Hahhaah....you know...I never did find out.

poiuyt
03-21-2007, 11:48 PM
NOOOO Bambi! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hahaha

slipknotpsycho
03-21-2007, 11:48 PM
i never understand crap like this >.< how does someone's thought process work in a way, that they think it's a good idea to stick it in a dead rotting carcus?

originalblu
03-22-2007, 02:59 AM
thats fuckin gross

S.P.Q.R.
03-22-2007, 03:40 AM
Hahaha

Oneironaut
03-22-2007, 03:44 AM
Christ, and I thought I was a pathetic loser for being a 21-year-old virgin. Good to know there are losers even more pathetic than I.

halo
03-22-2007, 04:05 AM
This is why prostitution should be legal!

EbelEyes
03-22-2007, 05:00 AM
Christ, and I thought I was a pathetic loser for being a 21-year-old virgin. Good to know there are losers even more pathetic than I.

Just out of curiosity, why would that make you a pathetic loser.

And as for the topic, Necrobestiality is finally born.

hello3pat
03-22-2007, 05:46 AM
Just out of curiosity, why would that make you a pathetic loser.

And as for the topic, Necrobestiality is finally born.

A few day's ago I was blazed at school and me and a freind were just sitting there saying random fetsih names (the ophelias) and he chimed in Necrobeastality and it made me have a major "what the fuck moment!?" moment

Captain Hanks
03-22-2007, 06:12 AM
This has cause my stomach contents to exit through my mouth in non-casual fashion.

Oneironaut
03-22-2007, 07:35 AM
Just out of curiosity, why would that make you a pathetic loser.
Well, I'm the only one of my peers who has had no success whatsoever with the female gender. I've kissed one girl in my entire life. All my peers are having sex, I'm totally jealous, and I know it's because I just can't interact with females in the same way that they do. That makes me feel like a pathetic loser. :(

Abattoir Dream
03-22-2007, 08:55 AM
'sometimes i wanna get on t.v. and just let loose, but i cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose...'

hahaha

A Scanner Darkly
03-22-2007, 09:05 AM
Well if he didn't kill the dear himself and wasn't doing it in public, I suppose there really is no harm done. It makes him a sicko, but I don't think it makes him a criminal.

shoi
03-22-2007, 11:01 AM
hey you! bear fucker!
are u in need of assistance?!

buddymyfriend
03-22-2007, 11:01 AM
Fecking weirdo, how's santa gonna pull his sleigh now?

Peace

Buddy

thcbongman
03-22-2007, 12:34 PM
Well, I'm the only one of my peers who has had no success whatsoever with the female gender. I've kissed one girl in my entire life. All my peers are having sex, I'm totally jealous, and I know it's because I just can't interact with females in the same way that they do. That makes me feel like a pathetic loser. :(

I have a few friends who haven't even kissed a girl. You shouldn't feel bad because of it, otherwise you'll never get laid.

Kid Dynamite
03-22-2007, 01:44 PM
Christ, and I thought I was a pathetic loser for being a 21-year-old virgin. Good to know there are losers even more pathetic than I.

only by a small margin...


:D j/k no shame in being a virgin...

Kid Dynamite
03-22-2007, 01:50 PM
Also, that whole " Not being able to interact with girls like they do" is crap. Theres no magic skill to it, its natural.
You just gotta loosen up, and be yourself. And if you ever want to get some poon tang, then you need to get up and try again even when you get shot down over and over. Of course i dont know you at all, but seems to me like you spend too much time worrying about what the girl will think about you etc. When you should just be going with the flow.

shoi
03-22-2007, 01:58 PM
yeah it just happens

jokeyjokejoke
03-22-2007, 02:17 PM
I blame Tom Green.

Dro_Princess
03-22-2007, 04:51 PM
Well if he didn't kill the dear himself and wasn't doing it in public, I suppose there really is no harm done. It makes him a sicko, but I don't think it makes him a criminal.

Well he did kill a horse just for the purpose of having sex with it so him having sex with any dead animal causes speculation. I wonder if it was like a deer that had been hit on the side of the road, or if he went out in to woods and shot it.

mamma puffpuff420
03-25-2007, 06:40 AM
ewwwwwwww
that's just not rite
it's not funny but sick, sad and also discusting, etc.
it make's me wanna puke
cut that thing off and feed it 2 the pig's

grasshopper420
03-25-2007, 07:07 AM
this reminds me of that guy with the bear fucking suit on super troopers.... lmao..... god that was funny but seriously i have a pet duck and if i catch anyone fucking mr quackles your fucking dead

Reefer Rogue
03-25-2007, 07:44 AM
Oh deer

grasshopper420
03-25-2007, 06:16 PM
"Oh deer" LMAO

Dro_Princess
03-25-2007, 06:54 PM
this reminds me of that guy with the bear fucking suit on super troopers.... lmao..... god that was funny but seriously i have a pet duck and if i catch anyone fucking mr quackles your fucking dead

LOL Super troopers was on tv the other day. I also envy you i have alwayas wanted a pet duck but have never gotten one because i fear my dogs and cat would get hungry and make him there afternoon snack.

chisme
03-25-2007, 08:37 PM
That article reminds me of this man that used to live in my little town. We called him red, due to his red hair and large red beard.

It was rumored that Red was arrested previously for doing a deer...
....he had a pig named blue at the time too...

Well....when RED came back....from his little "vacation"....he was seen around town for many many months walking his goat with him on a leash EVERYWHERE. He even spanged for food for his goat on the side of the road everyday.

Welll....I haven't seen Red for about a year.

....nor his goat..


Hmmm...

maybee red and his new found soulmate goat "green" went and lived in a small cottage/farm int he wood living from money made by frowing banana trees

NextLineIsMine
03-25-2007, 09:56 PM
I wasn't aware there was specific legislation against fucking dead animals.

Mrs. Greenjeans
03-25-2007, 11:27 PM
This is just fucking nasty.
What the hell gets wrong with some people? How do they get so far off track?!

Specialty Cakes
03-25-2007, 11:39 PM
I blame that damn rap music

Markass
03-26-2007, 07:52 PM
lmao, what a fucking fruit...or just LSD + hunting trip = bad.