Neighbors dogs shitting/pissing on front lawn...

[Nochowderforyou]

hey all,

I was at a friends place yesterday afternoon, and he told me his neighbors dogs have been shitting/pissing on his lawn all winter long. Not a huge deal as there was snow, so he cleaned it up, and nicely put it back on their lawn in a neat little pile, hoping they would get the message.

Now the snow it melted and sping is among us, and we both watched his neighbor come home and let both her dogs, use his lawn as a personal toilet. They have joining lawns BTW, but there is an invisable line dividing them. Anyways, she comes home, both dogs come running out, and they both went to the middle of this lawn, and both let a dookie out.

Now, now that he had seen this, he went outside to talk to her. I didn't go with him as not to come between a shit fest, but i watched from his front door. He asked her nicely not to let her dogs use his lawn as a personal toilet for them, and this bitch says, "it's just grass." :S4: He is a landscaper and takes great pride in taking care of his yard and grass. He said, "No, it's not just grass. Urine burns yellow patches in my lawn, I like to walk out here in my bare feet sometimes, I cut my grass, and I don't appreciate having to smell cut up dog shit, and clean it out of my lawn bag."

He said it as nicely as he could, so she got this butt ugly look on her face and tried telling him it's good fert. for his lawn. Again, he is in landscaping that deals with fertilizing, wow! lawns. :p

In the end, he told her if it was so good for the grass, to let her dogs use her lawn instead, and if it doesn't stop, we will be using her lawn as our personal toilet.

Sorry for the long story, but do you think he is being a tight ass about it? I don't think he is at all. If I was still in Alberta and dogs were doing that to my lawn, I would shit on the hood of her car and piss in her gas tank. :p J/K

What do you people think though? Not a big deal?

[higher4hockey]

defenitely a big deal. i would be (no poo er i mean pun intended) ape shit pissed!

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd be pissed too.. first that's like disrespect right there.... honestly she's saying her lawn is better then his and his deserves to be the one shit in :p. no but seriously, it would piss me off... there's nothing more aggervating then walking out into your yard and stepping in a nice (HIDDEN) fresh pile of dog shit.. well yeah there is. when you don't even own a dog... i'd scoop it up and throw it at her windows... then get all snotty with her and be like "it's good decoration, it makes the house look 'lived in'." and laugh in her face. :wtf: then tell her to keep it off my lawn or ima find some mighty intresting places to start putting it. such as in the a/c vent of her car.

[rebgirl420]

hahahah id take a pee on her lawn, squating and all

[Nochowderforyou]

Tonight I'm killing the cat that steps on my plants, pisses on them, and digs hole to shit in. We've warned our neighbors plenty of times, even called the city. I guess it's just boiled down to this.

I'd get a cat trap, trap that cat, take it down to the pound, and leave a note for the owner on where she can pick the cat up. :p

I like the idea of decorating he windows with shit Slipknot. :p That made me laugh really good. I'm sure he'll take it into consideration if it keeps happening. Plus I'll be there to laugh, and point, and laugh some more.

[Nochowderforyou]

hahahah id take a pee on her lawn, squating and all

Should I give you directions? I have to warn you though, we will video tape it and post it on the internet. :p

[make it legal]

He's not being a tightass about it at all. Does it still happen? If so I would put all their shit on her doorstep. I don't care about "sinking down to their level." She deserves it.

What pissed me off most about that story is when he asked her not to do it, she said that shit back to him. It doesn't matter if she thinks it's good for the lawn or if in her opinion it's just grass; it's his fucking lawn! If he doesn't want dog shit on his lawn, it doesn't matter if it's good for that lawn or not, you stop shitting on his lawn.

[make it legal]

Tonight I'm killing the cat that steps on my plants, pisses on them, and digs hole to shit in. We've warned our neighbors plenty of times, even called the city. I guess it's just boiled down to this.

Dude, don't kill the cat. Like what nochowder said, take it to the pound. The cat doesn't know better, it's the owner's responsibility.

[Skink]

It does burn the lawn I would be pissed cause I like to maintain a nice lawn too... he does not want to be a prick but,,,she def is... call the aspca if you got one there or have a cop site her...

[TopNotchSwagger220]

if it gets too bad juss leave a buncha chocolates spreaded all over your lawn...lmaooooo

[rebgirl420]

Should I give you directions? I have to warn you though, we will video tape it and post it on the internet. :p

hahah ill do it at night, so bring the night vision!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'd be pissed if some dog kept doin his/her business in my yard.

[Nochowderforyou]

if it gets too bad juss leave a buncha chocolates spreaded all over your lawn...lmaooooo

I read this about 5 times and I still don't know what it means. :p

For the person about the cat problem, I just remebered an old trick my grandma used to do to keep the cats from pooing in her veggie garden. Cats usually shit in the same spots or around the same area, so what she did, is she spread cajan pepper powder on the areas where they were going.

It won't harm the cats, but I guarantee you that cat won't be shitting in that spot again. :p

[slipknotpsycho]

maybe you could stuff some up underneath the handle on her car door, so when she goes to open it.. well yeah..

:wtf: "what lady? i heard your handle squeaking every morning so i figured i'd lubricate it up for you... :rolleyes:"

[pabloescobar209]

Heres how you send her bitchy ass a message. get a pickup truck 5 shovels and 5 friends. At 2am pull up and dig a hole as big as you can in about 10-15 minutes, putting the grass/dirt into the truck, then hop in drive 10 miles away to a predetermined spot and dump it. Then watch them lose their mind the next day when the wake up to a crater in their yard.

[206 DankySpanky]

man, id break into her house and shit on her rug if i was a landscapper and that was practically my profession. "its just grass" Please!! its just a carpet

[TheAtomicPunk]

I read this about 5 times and I still don't know what it means. :p

Chocolate can kill puppies DX
So don't go giving doggies chocolates.

[root]

What you have to do to stop the dog's from crapping on your lawn is this.
Go to the store and get a bag of chilli power and sprinkel some of it on your
side of the lawn. When those dog's get a snif of that stuff they
won't be using your side of the lawn to crapp on!
P.S. Work's great on cat's too!! :D

[Spoken Word]

While smoking a bowl on the side of my house.:D
I watched this guys dog shit on my lawn. I approached him to make sure he picked it up.
and he wanted to tell me that it wasn't his dog. :wtf:


So I gave my lil cousin 5 bucks to pick up dog shit from all over the neighborhood and I put it (i never touched the shit) all over his lawn and on his porch.:thumbsup:

he never walked his dog around my house again.:cool:

[Markass]

lmao, reminds me of Me, Myself, and Irene...he goes and steals his paper back from neighbor's wife who's on the shitter, then pops a squat right in the guys front yard...haha, that's a hilarious movie.

[Nochowderforyou]

Chocolate can kill puppies DX
So don't go giving doggies chocolates.

Ohhhh I see now. That's why I didn't get it because I never knew that. : Nah, we don't want to kill any animals.


lmao, reminds me of Me, Myself, and Irene...he goes and steals his paper back from neighbor's wife who's on the shitter, then pops a squat right in the guys front yard...haha, that's a hilarious movie.

Ha ha! :p Yeah, that part is great. Rebgirl already volunteered to squat a piss on their lawn, so if she could squeeze out a dookie, that would be swell. :D

[Sweeney]

I'd throw down with that bitch.

[affasd]

wouldnt be a big deal if it happened like once but if she continusly let it happen and even after he asked nicely and she tried to justify it, i would definately walk up onto her lawn so shes watching and take a huge shit right on her lawn lol