the little people....?

[Abattoir Dream]

lol this is long-winded, and im gonna sound like a right wierdo for postin this... but fuckit, here goes nothing..

The past few days something real strange has been happenin in my bedroom at night when i go to sleep, a couple nights back... i was laying in bed, just drifting off, when all of a sudden i heard a BANG! instantly i got up and turned the light on, and looked around the room, a tray of seedlings (not weed) that i'd put on my table had fallen off the edge... it freaked me out a bit because i had put them on the table properly, they werent in any dodgy position, so i wondered what knocked it off.. on the next night, the same thing happened, but this time i had been asleep and it woke me up, i got up and turned the light on... ...silence... ..then i realized there had been noises while i was getting to the light... and i had no idea what they were, i could here them kind of echoing in my head, but couldnt make out anything specific... i stayed awake for a while after that, and occasionally i would here things shuffling around, only for like, a second each time... i could have sworn i heard really quiet voices, but couldnt make out where they were... (i was staying VERY still..) I drifted off in the end, and thought nothing of it.. ...until last night... i had totally forgotten what had happened the previous two nights, so i brushed my teeth and got ready for bed like normal, as i went in my room i got the same thing as the night before, it was silent, but i could still here noises echoin in my head.. straight away i got into bed, settled down, and waited... and waited... and waited... ..nothing.. at this point it occured to me that i might just be paranoid, and that there could be a reasonable explaination for what had happened the past 2 nights. I was just about to roll over and pass out when a glass of water (on a bed-side table) literally just poured itself onto my bed... by this time i had fuckin had enough, i got up, turned the light on and glanced round the room, which is when i saw something move in all the crap laying in the corner, i literally charged at it and started clawing at all the crap trying to find whatever it was that moved, but found NOTHING... by this time i was too angry to sleep (having just been woken up by cold water) so i went and watched TV.
After watching a few programs i decided to go to sleep, which i did very easily... then this morning, i had hardly even woken up, and i heard what sounded like laughter, but more of a giggle, i sat up straight and looked to my side, as i did, i saw what looked like a tiny little face in the corner of my room... i didnt think much other than 'that looks like a little face' and then it moved... like, disapeared into all the clothes again... i scrambled across my room to grab whatever it was, but again, it was gone...

now i dont know what to think... do i have a poltergeist? am i crazy? or are there really tiny little people in my bedroom...?

im gonna set mouse traps, to see if i catch anything... lol its gotta be worth a try...

whatever is goin on, im not sleepin in that room tonite... ..no fuckin way... i mean, what if they strangle me or somethin while im asleep? - haha now i do sound paranoid...

[napolitana869]

I have no idea what it could be, but that would freak me out. I wouldn't have slept in that room after the second night. Good luck

[Matt the Funk]

Wow dude lol. Shit like that has happened to me before, but just the voices/seeing things. Your story sounds like that of a paranoid schizo or someone bipolar. But maybe their is some truth, not truth but realness, to what you are posting. Maybe i'm not hallucinating and all this shit is real. I bet you those little people were after your weed. Gonna bonsai that shit and get some fat nugs, smoke up, and do this shit again. The reason they kept fucking up shit is cause they were high from their last harvest. They are dangerous though, shoot them on site.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Maybe you have rats or mice in your house?

Or maybe it IS the little people...:jointsmile:

[Abattoir Dream]

The reason they kept fucking up shit is cause they were high from their last harvest.

hahaha... little blighters!


I have no idea what it could be, but that would freak me out. I wouldn't have slept in that room after the second night. Good luck


lol thnx... believe me im not sleeping in there!

[Its a Plant]

DUDE. That story sent shivers up my back..

When I was little, there was a movie that used to scare the living crap outta me..

Stephen King's "Cat's Eye."

It's honestly about the same thing you described, only there's a cat involved. This little girl (Drew Barrymore) goes to sleep each night, and as she does, this NASTY looking troll/mini monster comes out of the wall and tries to...take her breath..aka killing her. Lucky for her, the cat knows whats up and eventually gets to her just as the lil guy is doing his thing, and they duke it out before the troll is killed...it's so creepy though.

Seriously, lol, I used to be so scared that the little troll was in my room..

So, I'd be careful...and watch your breath so he don't take it. ~

- - that pic is what the guy looks like...SO gross..and only 6 inches tall..

[buddymyfriend]

Some crazy business right there ma man! Wish I could shed some light, but im stuck for what to say. It could be you have an over active imagination, it could be you're slowly going insane or you could be right. There may well be something in your room. Keep us updated on the situation and make sure you sleep with one eye open!

Peace

Buddy

[stinkyattic]

ye haven't been takin' care o yer brownies, laddie!

Brownie (elf - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(elf))
Boggarts and Brownies (http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/folklore/boggarts.html)

[40oz]

Loosing your hold on sanity, huh?

[Abattoir Dream]

DUDE. That story sent shivers up my back..

When I was little, there was a movie that used to scare the living crap outta me..

Stephen King's "Cat's Eye."

It's honestly about the same thing you described, only there's a cat involved. This little girl (Drew Barrymore) goes to sleep each night, and as she does, this NASTY looking troll/mini monster comes out of the wall and tries to...take her breath..aka killing her. Lucky for her, the cat knows whats up and eventually gets to her just as the lil guy is doing his thing, and they duke it out before the troll is killed...it's so creepy though.

Seriously, lol, I used to be so scared that the little troll was in my room..

So, I'd be careful...and watch your breath so he don't take it. ~

- - that pic is what the guy looks like...SO gross..and only 6 inches tall..


no way man... dont say stuff like that...:( stephen king is a nuttah.. lol i saw the film 'IT' (an evil clown film) when i was little and it scared the crap out of me, i would cross the road whenever i had to walk past a drain it was so bad... when the terrestrial TV used to cut out, it would come up with this girl and a clown, and it used to make a wierd noise... i remember crying when i was real little because it used to really scare the shit out of me.. thank god they got rid of that...

[originalblu]

you have a bad case of underwear nomes

[thcbongman]

Oh man just a few days ago, I was having a nightmare, something related to Jack Bauer because I thought a bomb went off, and next thing I remember I was standing up beside my bed thinking someone was trying to kill me. I was afraid to go to sleep for the rest of the night. It was weird, I never had anything like that happen to me.

[Abattoir Dream]

ye haven't been takin' care o yer brownies, laddie!

...it sounds like it could be either..


Boggarts were mischievous spirits responsible for mishaps and poltergeist activity within the home and in the countryside. They would rearrange furniture, break pots and generally be blamed for 'things that go bump in the night'.


Like many mischievous spirits brownies were thought to be attached to houses or families and could be helpful in menial household tasks. If offended they became malignant and mischievous, creating poltergeist activity and generally making a nuisance of themselves.


To get rid of brownies all you had to do is leave them a new cloak and hood, they would take it and never be seen again.

whatever it is i wish it would go away... i need to sleep..

[originalblu]

nah really its those fuckin underwear nomes tryin to steal your clothes

[Abattoir Dream]

My cousin was complaining about things like this when he was staying at his dads. I slept over there one night with him, and he told me about it so we slept in the music room on some futons. I didn't hear anything, but I thought about it all night

i dont like that, my friend has a 'haunted' attic, i didnt believe him till i stepped foot inside... (its givin me the shivers just thinkin bout it...) literally, the second your in, you just feel something paranormal... it was okay in there together, but NEVER would i go in alone...

[Abattoir Dream]

Oh man just a few days ago, I was having a nightmare, something related to Jack Bauer because I thought a bomb went off, and next thing I remember I was standing up beside my bed thinking someone was trying to kill me. I was afraid to go to sleep for the rest of the night. It was weird, I never had anything like that happen to me.

yeh, thinking anything creepy at night is a no-no... lol

[Abattoir Dream]

nah really its those fuckin underwear nomes tryin to steal your clothes

i thought you said 'underwater' knomes... lol

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

You know, there are a lot of people out there that believe in this sort of thing. I read in a book once that if you have elemental spirits in your house that you should leave out an offering of food and libation for them in order to appease them. You could give it a try, who knows it might actually work.

[slowburn420]

i would leave a freshly packed bowl and a lighter for them, maybe that will calm them down...

[Abattoir Dream]

You know, there are a lot of people out there that believe in this sort of thing. I read in a book once that if you have elemental spirits in your house that you should leave out an offering of food and libation for them in order to appease them. You could give it a try, who knows it might actually work.

yeh, definately, ill leave some food and a little cloak and hat... see what happens...


i would leave a freshly packed bowl and a lighter for them, maybe that will calm them down...

yeh, i will leave out some weed/hash aswell...

its so wierd, a week ago i would have laughed at this... now its just too real... im also starting to regret making this thread, now i cant stop thinking about it... im gonna stay awake and watch a film tonight.. i might get a bit of shut-eye... hope so...

anyways... time for a bong....:)

[Its a Plant]

...Might I recommend "Cat's Eye" ?

LOL, good luck with the monster(s). ~

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm curious to know how this all goes, so keep us updated.

Too freakin' weird -cringe-

[Abattoir Dream]

...Might I recommend "Cat's Eye" ?

lol which, the film or book? or is there only a book? -i do like scary books, and just for the record R. L. Stine is a twat..lol

yeh, ill definately let you all know..

[40oz]

Its probably just the boogyman.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

DUDE. That story sent shivers up my back..

When I was little, there was a movie that used to scare the living crap outta me..

Stephen King's "Cat's Eye."

It's honestly about the same thing you described, only there's a cat involved. This little girl (Drew Barrymore) goes to sleep each night, and as she does, this NASTY looking troll/mini monster comes out of the wall and tries to...take her breath..aka killing her. Lucky for her, the cat knows whats up and eventually gets to her just as the lil guy is doing his thing, and they duke it out before the troll is killed...it's so creepy though.

Seriously, lol, I used to be so scared that the little troll was in my room..

So, I'd be careful...and watch your breath so he don't take it. ~

- - that pic is what the guy looks like...SO gross..and only 6 inches tall..

cat's eye

[killerzland]

i dont kno bout wat u saw, but tht voice shit happend to me b4. i jus kept hearing shit and got freaked. like i wake up adn i sweare i can here people screaming and shit, but i couldnt make out wat it was. but 1 day i realized tht i was heareing my fukin nehbours threw the wall LOL (townhouses).

[the yeag]

little people...mabye? i think it might be a psychedelic troll doll causing you this havoc..:jointsmile: see the resemblance

[Abattoir Dream]

lol quiet you!

i remember those trolls...

at least i dont hide behind the popes face :p lol

[the yeag]

it's all good buddy..the pope holds no grudge..there is room for both of us here. but you do look like a troll doll a little

[Abattoir Dream]

i dont kno bout wat u saw, but tht voice shit happend to me b4. i jus kept hearing shit and got freaked. like i wake up adn i sweare i can here people screaming and shit, but i couldnt make out wat it was. but 1 day i realized tht i was heareing my fukin nehbours threw the wall LOL (townhouses).

i have no neighbours... lol

i had that shit before, hearin voices, but that was after a hard session of stupid prescription drugs, and its nothing like that at all, its like when you dont realized somethings happened until it already has, and THEN you realize.. its fuckin wierd..

what food should i put out? cheeeeese? lol thats what one of those links talked about.. a little sprite that hackled an old lady for dairy products... haha..

[Abattoir Dream]

it's all good buddy..the pope holds no grudge..there is room for both of us here. but you do look like a troll doll a little

why thankyou... lol im glad its all cleared up man ;) cant be dealing with all that jazz in times like these...

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I think the book I read said to keep it simple, like leave them some bread and a shallow dish of water. I read another book that mentioned this subject which said a dish of wine mixed with honey makes a good offering.





what food should i put out? cheeeeese? lol thats what one of those links talked about.. a little sprite that hackled an old lady for dairy products... haha..

[Abattoir Dream]

haha cool... ill give it a go..:)

[napolitana869]

maybe if you make the dish of water not so shallow he'll fall in and drown. Then you could take a picture and we would all know what it was

[TheGreenFog]

Damn, man...can I have some of what you're smokin'? :D


Nah, but seriously, that's some pretty messed up stuff. I'm glad I have no "underwater Gnomes" in my room. :S2:

Hope they take the offering and leave you alone. It might turn out to be that you will have to grow more weed just to supply these pothead gnomes. Well, at least you will have some company. LOL. "IT" kinda freaked me out when I was young too.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[GHoSToKeR]

It could be a weird naked Indian dude.. If he comes again, follow him..

[206 DankySpanky]

sleep with a nice pistol under ur pillow

that'll come in use:cool:

[the yeag]

why thankyou... lol im glad its all cleared up man ;) cant be dealing with all that jazz in times like these...



word lil limey:jointsmile: nice rap i digs it.....i'd give ya some rep but i can't i used them all up on you during our pissing match

[TheGreenFog]

sleep with a nice pistol under ur pillow

that'll come in use:cool:

He'd end up with holes all over his room and no dead gnomes. Those things are faster than a mongoose, dontchaknow?


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[TheAtomicPunk]

It could be a weird naked Indian dude.. If he comes again, follow him..

or a long legged pissed off puerto rican(wtfsp?) you never know. The only encounter I've had like this, was this old blanket that was woven by nuns. It was itchy, but very warm. and I was hearing people upstairs, but nobody was home. I got scared and put the blanket over my head, opened my eyes and their were a pair of eyes staring right back at me... I never touched that blanket again, and we had it for like 6 more years... Other than that, I swear my cats in my room when I don't know it freak me out, and I swear I've seen one of those squishy aliens from Toy Story climbing up my stairs, he was like 4 foot tall coming right at me. Other than that, I've seen death in my window when the lightning flashed, that's enough to keep you up the whole night!

[originalblu]

hot box your room and smoke those little fuckers out

[Abattoir Dream]

maybe if you make the dish of water not so shallow he'll fall in and drown. Then you could take a picture and we would all know what it was


im sure they arent that dumb...lol


Hope they take the offering and leave you alone. It might turn out to be that you will have to grow more weed just to supply these pothead gnomes. Well, at least you will have some company. LOL. "IT" kinda freaked me out when I was young too.


lol yeh, i hope they just leave... its wierd though... what if its not them? what if its something totally diferent...


word lil limey nice rap i digs it.....i'd give ya some rep but i can't i used them all up on you during our pissing match


lol thnx man... lol i was surprised i could give you rep myself, i thought i'd get the same thing...

last night i didnt go near that room, i stayed downstairs and watched last samurai, and played final fantasy... i got a bit of sleep.. but only a couple hours, im gonna clean up my room today, and keep my eye out for anything wierd... i'll open all the windows so the little bastards can get out..:)

[Greenport]

ITS A FUCKIN LEPRECHAUN

[savagepossum]

its probably just a little gypsy child dossing in your house, i say gas the motherfucker! lol

[Abattoir Dream]

its probably just a little gypsy child dossing in your house, i say gas the motherfucker! lol

hahaha nah... i know gypsys have small faces, but not that small...

[Abattoir Dream]

WHOA.....

this is mad! yesturday i put bread and water out, and stayed out of the room, thinking nothing would happen.. then today, i went to go in there to tidy it all up and see what i could find... and its already tidy...:eek: ? the light for my plants had been turned on, my bed had been made, and my room had been cleared up... all except for the corner full of clothes... no food or water was taken... it was just how i left it...

this is just wierd... my mum wouldnt have cleaned my room... or my brother.. they both had work this morning...

im not sure whether to clean the corner now... what if something really is in there? i mean, mice dont clean bedrooms and turn on lights and shit..

whatever is there just cleaned my room for me.. maybe cuz of the bread and water? i dont know... all i know is this is fuckin wierd...

i havent got a clue what to do... im gonna stay in there tonight and see what happens... wish me luck ;)

[thcbongman]

Sounds like you need an exorcist, or simply a big jesus lover.

*Free all the demons inside, JESUS FREE THESE DEMONS* *slaps forehead*

[napolitana869]

Oh man I cant wait to hear what happens tonight. This is just too strange

[stinkyattic]

You need to leave them little scratchy wool cloaks, some brown bread, maybe a pint of mead, and whatever else it is that primitive British gnomes would feel comfortable with. Depending how far north you are, maybe a haggis would calm them down.

[Kid Dynamite]

Put out a saucer of milk before you go to sleep...then they probably wont suck your nourishing eye fluid during the night.



Sleep Well!

[Abattoir Dream]

Sounds like you need an exorcist, or simply a big jesus lover.

*Free all the demons inside, JESUS FREE THESE DEMONS* *slaps forehead*

hahaha...

[Abattoir Dream]

You need to leave them little scratchy wool cloaks, some brown bread, maybe a pint of mead, and whatever else it is that primitive British gnomes would feel comfortable with. Depending how far north you are, maybe a haggis would calm them down.

lol its either me sketchin out, or not... im just gonna forget about it... lol if it wants to clean my room thats fine... lol maybe i was sleepwalking? or dreaming? i didnt think of it before but... its a little less far-fetched than pixies..lol

[Weedhound]

I used to live in a house in So Calif.....had a spare bedroom. I would ALWAYS hear weird noises and things in there....weird shit.....and I'm NOT a believer in ghosts etc.... But it would make me nervous and I would rarely go into that room.

At some point I had a friend house-sit for me and he brought his 3-4 yr old boy who slept in that room. The little boy told his daddy that he would see things in there....ghosts and things....apparently not scary because he didn't feel scared but there were definitely things happening in that room. Dad said he heard a few weird things too but never saw anything.

The really strange part is.....I never told ANYONE about those experiences....he and his son told ME not knowing in any way that I had experienced weird stuff in there as well. To this day makes me wonder....

[stinkyattic]

I think I have squirrels in my attic- does that count?

[Weedhound]

I think we know EXACTLY what you have in your attic young lady!:D

[dopefiend]

i can never look through a window at night cause i see someone staring at me through it, it got me so paranoid i started carrying a knife with me just to take out garbage:stoned:

[jaGerbom]

the people we bought our house from had a daughter that died in a car accident not long before we moved in...she had my sisters room and were pretty sure the ghost of that girl still chills in my sis's room. Some times my sister will wake up with her sheets tucked in very nicely when she never does that and i know my parents dont. We also sometimes hear the front door close then hear someone walking up the stairs...when we find that nobody is there...it gets pretty creepy.
Another time i was home alone in my kitchen...i had just heard the door open...footsteps and i called for my dad cuz i figured he was home or something...but then i noticed nobody was there...after that i just said w/e and got back to what i was doing....2 seconds later i hear a young girl laughing directly in my left ear and i freak out and nobodys there. theres plenty of other storys like that...but yeah i believe in ghosts now :thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

I think I have squirrels in my attic

OHHHH THATS WHAT HE SAID!!! OWNED!!!!!


*sorry im so stoned...*

[jaGerbom]

or a long legged pissed off puerto rican(wtfsp?)

HAHAHAHA

its been so long since ive seen tourretes guy lol thanks for that

[napolitana869]

I want to know how it went last night

[halo]

Maybe the gnomes ate him!? Haha, but seriously any more info on the little people situation?

[fishman3811]

Aliens are fucking with you dude.dont worry they wont hurt you their just having fun with you.

[orangeman]

What the hell. I don't know what to say. Maybe you are going crazy. But that was one strange story lol. I can't think of anything.

[hello3pat]

man that shit is freaky. I've seen shit around my house every now and then but I know their hallicinations, and when freinds stay over they hear shit but thats the rats that are in between the floors.
I've spent the night on U.S.S. Lexington twice and saw shit both times, first time (seriously scared the shit out of me) I heard that there had been ghost sightings on it, but I didn't beleive them. I was walking around looking for my freinds, lost them going from the flight deck to the hanger, I took the wrong ladder, I ended up walking past the library, the door was padlocked and I wondered if I could see some of the titles through the window in the door. I got up real close to the window as to block the glare and in the corner holding a book was a man in dress whites with bright blue eyes staring right at me, I looked at the lock and it was still locked. I looked up and he was fucking gone and I took of running. Got to the hanger and driped going in, later that night I was talking to one of the "crew" (care taker staff) and I described the ghost and he said it's been reported all over the ship including the library. That was 2 years ago. The second time I saw a ghost there was the last time I went, last year, and I woke up in the middle of the night and the same man in the dress whites was walking around the bearthing compartment I was in, but this time I kinda shrugged it off because no one had ever reporting being hurt by some one of the ghosts and some were even helped like when they got lost and stuff. Went back to sleep and the next day it turns out someone else there say him too
The other time I stayed the night at the Battle Ship Texas over by the San Jacinto Monument, was on the deck at night and look up and there's a face in the window of the one of the look outs

[Cause_I_Got_High]

We had some thing similar in our bathroom when i was living with my mum ud go in there and smell smoke no one use to smoke inside. my shaver would be moved it use to sit on a collum 10 cm wide and would be found in the bath next to it never heard voices tho.

[EbelEyes]

Make a friend, thats what I did.

I live with something.

They're not going to hurt you...

I kid you not, I have seen some shit.

[lazy smoker7]

ok this is what you should do to control your little magical creature problem. Leave out about a gram and some rolling papers and when you wake up from your room being hotboxed and that lil ppl person smoking your shit... hell be so high he wont be able to run and thats when you catch him.... works for me all the time :jointsmile:

[DudemeisteR420]

wacha gotta do is get a bucketload-O-cats. then you sharpen their claws and bait a bunch of squirrel or racoon traps with bud and peanutbutter ...
no, but really, i heard about something callled sleep paralysis where you wakeup and cant move, and sometimes hear and see shit.it can get really intense. That would not, however, explain the clean room.
if all else fails i have heard some wonderfull fhings about chlorine gas

[conch420]

no you need a tranquilizer gun with a night scope.. then when those underwear knoms seal ur under warez shoot theam and find there underwear stash

step 1 = steal underwear

step 2 = ???

step 3 = ₤₤₤!

[EbelEyes]

no you need a pellet gun with a night scope.. then when those underwear knoms seal ur under warez shoot theam and keep them

step 1 step 2 step 3
steal underware ??? profit!

Step one. Steal underware!

Step two. ....

Step three. Profit!

:D

[lazy smoker7]

wacha gotta do is get a bucketload-O-cats. then you sharpen their claws and bait a bunch of squirrel or racoon traps with bud and peanutbutter ...
no, but really, i heard about something callled sleep paralysis where you wakeup and cant move, and sometimes hear and see shit.it can get really intense. That would not, however, explain the clean room.
if all else fails i have heard some wonderfull fhings about chlorine gas

hey what is this sleep paralysis because I very very often this happens to me where I wake up and I cant move and I am awake and dreaming at the same time it it can get very intense at times hearing shit.... like this also will happen if I fall a sleep but I dont fall a sleep intirely like its really hard to explain like i will just about fall a sleep and then i get stuck and my body cant move and all I can control is my breathing and my thoughts and sometimes I will start seeing shit on the back of my eye lids and some times I will hear shit and it can get very scary. so can you please inform me of what you know of this sleep paralysis because I think this is what I have...

[conch420]

exactly!

[conch420]

hey what is this sleep paralysis because I very very often this happens to me where I wake up and I cant move and I am awake and dreaming at the same time it it can get very intense at times hearing shit.... like this also will happen if I fall a sleep but I dont fall a sleep intirely like its really hard to explain like i will just about fall a sleep and then i get stuck and my body cant move and all I can control is my breathing and my thoughts and sometimes I will start seeing shit on the back of my eye lids and some times I will hear shit and it can get very scary. so can you please inform me of what you know of this sleep paralysis because I think this is what I have...


yeah man it sounds like it you shoud do some research on it, if it dosent bother you much it might not be a problem tho... there is research done that ufo abductees and ppl suffering from sleep paralisis are the same

[Skink]

My cousin used to tell me stories about Tommyknockers and polterdice like 40 years ago,,,way before the movie came out...

[Light It Up]

im in ur room

knockin over ur seedlingz

[hello3pat]

I wish I had a fucking spirit that would clean my room for bread and water

[paddyahern]

hey what is this sleep paralysis because I very very often this happens to me where I wake up and I cant move and I am awake and dreaming at the same time it it can get very intense at times hearing shit.... like this also will happen if I fall a sleep but I dont fall a sleep intirely like its really hard to explain like i will just about fall a sleep and then i get stuck and my body cant move and all I can control is my breathing and my thoughts and sometimes I will start seeing shit on the back of my eye lids and some times I will hear shit and it can get very scary. so can you please inform me of what you know of this sleep paralysis because I think this is what I have...

Weed kind of increases the chances of that happening. It's good because you can initiate a lucid dream or an out of body experience. You see some pretty weird shit in the other world.

[Coelho]

Weed kind of increases the chances of that happening. It's good because you can initiate a lucid dream or an out of body experience. You see some pretty weird shit in the other world.

indeed... i used to dream i was dreaming... then i would believe i had awakened, but was still dreaming... once, after a night of HEAVY smoking, i dreamed i was dreaming. Then i awoke, but still was dreaming, then i awoke again, but still was dreaming, then again, and again, and again... i was becoming desperated... then after some 10 times 'awakening' (i counted) i finally awakened... scary...

[hello3pat]

indeed... i used to dream i was dreaming... then i would believe i had awakened, but was still dreaming... once, after a night of HEAVY smoking, i dreamed i was dreaming. Then i awoke, but still was dreaming, then i awoke again, but still was dreaming, then again, and again, and again... i was becoming desperated... then after some 10 times 'awakening' (i counted) i finally awakened... scary... haha that's happened to me before but not that many times

[Coelho]

^^^^ happily, that was the only time it happened SO many times... usually are 2, or at most 3 'awakenings'... but that was a (scary) record indeed...:eek:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

lol this is long-winded, and im gonna sound like a right wierdo for postin this... but fuckit, here goes nothing..

The past few days something real strange has been happenin in my bedroom at night when i go to sleep, a couple nights back... i was laying in bed, just drifting off, when all of a sudden i heard a BANG! instantly i got up and turned the light on, and looked around the room, a tray of seedlings (not weed) that i'd put on my table had fallen off the edge... it freaked me out a bit because i had put them on the table properly, they werent in any dodgy position, so i wondered what knocked it off.. on the next night, the same thing happened, but this time i had been asleep and it woke me up, i got up and turned the light on... ...silence... ..then i realized there had been noises while i was getting to the light... and i had no idea what they were, i could here them kind of echoing in my head, but couldnt make out anything specific... i stayed awake for a while after that, and occasionally i would here things shuffling around, only for like, a second each time... i could have sworn i heard really quiet voices, but couldnt make out where they were... (i was staying VERY still..) I drifted off in the end, and thought nothing of it.. ...until last night... i had totally forgotten what had happened the previous two nights, so i brushed my teeth and got ready for bed like normal, as i went in my room i got the same thing as the night before, it was silent, but i could still here noises echoin in my head.. straight away i got into bed, settled down, and waited... and waited... and waited... ..nothing.. at this point it occured to me that i might just be paranoid, and that there could be a reasonable explaination for what had happened the past 2 nights. I was just about to roll over and pass out when a glass of water (on a bed-side table) literally just poured itself onto my bed... by this time i had fuckin had enough, i got up, turned the light on and glanced round the room, which is when i saw something move in all the crap laying in the corner, i literally charged at it and started clawing at all the crap trying to find whatever it was that moved, but found NOTHING... by this time i was too angry to sleep (having just been woken up by cold water) so i went and watched TV.
After watching a few programs i decided to go to sleep, which i did very easily... then this morning, i had hardly even woken up, and i heard what sounded like laughter, but more of a giggle, i sat up straight and looked to my side, as i did, i saw what looked like a tiny little face in the corner of my room... i didnt think much other than 'that looks like a little face' and then it moved... like, disapeared into all the clothes again... i scrambled across my room to grab whatever it was, but again, it was gone...

now i dont know what to think... do i have a poltergeist? am i crazy? or are there really tiny little people in my bedroom...?

im gonna set mouse traps, to see if i catch anything... lol its gotta be worth a try...

whatever is goin on, im not sleepin in that room tonite... ..no fuckin way... i mean, what if they strangle me or somethin while im asleep? - haha now i do sound paranoid...
I'm not even going to read the rest of this thread first.

No mouse traps you jackass. WTF is wrong with you? You do NOT piss elementals off like that. They will make you miserable.

Sweets. Leave a biscuit or a bit of chocolate out. Milk and honey never fails. Little people love computers..they're attracted to the energy. I leave treats on top of my tower. My computer hasn't crashed in 4 years.

Now, let's not speak of this again. At least not in public. Everyone will think I'm a kook. Anymore discussions of this nature will have to take place via email, which can be obtained by downloading my vcard, click to view my profile.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

im in ur room

knockin over ur seedlingz
Okay, that made red wine come out of my nose. You have officially entertained me.:hippy:

[hello3pat]

I'm not even going to read the rest of this thread first.

No mouse traps you jackass. WTF is wrong with you? You do NOT piss elementals off like that. They will make you miserable.

Sweets. Leave a biscuit or a bit of chocolate out. Milk and honey never fails. Little people love computers..they're attracted to the energy. I leave treats on top of my tower. My computer hasn't crashed in 4 years.

Now, let's not speak of this again. At least not in public. Everyone will think I'm a kook. Anymore discussions of this nature will have to take place via email, which can be obtained by downloading my vcard, click to view my profile.

No one thinks your nuts, but I thought elementals only did mean things. >.>
<.< After what it did for him do you know what I could do to get one to clean my room?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Elementals do what they want. Good, bad, or indifferemt.

This isn't Harry Potter. You don't get Dobby the House Elf.

[Specialty Cakes]

lol... dobby... Where the hell IS abertoirr? I'm seriously interested in how it all worked out.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I know, right? Who opens up a can of worms like this and just disappears?

Ugh, I just noticed a typo in my previous post. And I can't edit it. That will eat me for at least a week.

[hello3pat]

Elementals do what they want. Good, bad, or indifferemt.

This isn't Harry Potter. You don't get Dobby the House Elf.

I was just kidding, but this seriously is an interesting subject

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Yes it is. Why are you awake? Do you not require rest?

[hello3pat]

Yes it is. Why are you awake? Do you not require rest?
Drank an energy drink

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ahhh. I'm om the last 3 inches of my merlot. It's nearly porn and bedtime.

[hello3pat]

Ahhh. I'm om the last 3 inches of my merlot. It's nearly porn and bedtime.

porn?
You made it sound earlier that elementals would be lurking around almost everyone's computers

[BlazinTreesX3]

when would be the deadline to arrange the dankest search and if its not too late..rescue team to go get him.

Dont know about all you but i took him seriously and hes not here so soon or later if he never comes back do we just forget about him..

rip man and now ill sleep hopefully free of strange laughter coming from ..THE CORNER!!!!

im tired.

[Nightstar]

This is a cool Thread..

The most I've ever had/seen/happen to me are the Tv turning on in the middle of the night.

And one time I was staying at my dads house watching it for them while they where out of town, kicking back in the front room watching tv I would catch this light out of the corner of my eye this bright white/blueish light go across behind my sisters door by the floor it was strange, nothing was on in her room and nothing could reflect threw her windows like car lights or anything like that.

I remember that one episode southpark where tweek was seeing little people. lol

[smoke it]

you have a bad case of underwear nomes

yup. its the underwear nomes.

[DudemeisteR420]

hey what is this sleep paralysis because I very very often this happens to me where I wake up and I cant move and I am awake and dreaming at the same time it it can get very intense at times hearing shit.... like this also will happen if I fall a sleep but I dont fall a sleep intirely like its really hard to explain like i will just about fall a sleep and then i get stuck and my body cant move and all I can control is my breathing and my thoughts and sometimes I will start seeing shit on the back of my eye lids and some times I will hear shit and it can get very scary. so can you please inform me of what you know of this sleep paralysis because I think this is what I have...

ya, i dont know much about except if you can gain controll of one part of your body, you can usually snap out of it. also real sounds or someone touching you is supposed to end it

[Specialty Cakes]

never gotten it. that shit would freak me out so much!

[stinkyattic]

Hahaha first I saw the post that red wine came out your nose...
Then I KNEW what you were up to tonight!
Then I saw this:

Ahhh. I'm om the last 3 inches of my merlot. It's nearly porn and bedtime.Suspicion confirmed!!

[Demeter]

yeah man it sounds like it you shoud do some research on it, if it dosent bother you much it might not be a problem tho... there is research done that ufo abductees and ppl suffering from sleep paralisis are the same

Yes, Don't let it scare you, there is a lot of info out there about sleep paralysis. I had it for many years and it scared the hell out of me until I found out what it was! It helped me to stop sleeping on my back; I don't experience it when I sleep on my side.

[gabee42ee]

no way man... dont say stuff like that...:( stephen king is a nuttah.. lol i saw the film 'IT' (an evil clown film) when i was little and it scared the crap out of me, i would cross the road whenever i had to walk past a drain it was so bad... when the terrestrial TV used to cut out, it would come up with this girl and a clown, and it used to make a wierd noise... i remember crying when i was real little because it used to really scare the shit out of me.. thank god they got rid of that...

i watched that movie wen iwas like 7 over at my little boyfriends house and omfg did that shit traumatize me! no lie to this day when i see those drians i still go across the street or somehow walk completly around them, especially at night.

[Weedhound]

It IS starting to make me wonder......no AD......suddenly......after all the talk about things in his room. HMMMMMM......:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hahaha first I saw the post that red wine came out your nose...
Then I KNEW what you were up to tonight!
Then I saw this:
Suspicion confirmed!!
AHAHAHAHAHAH! I soooo wish. I was hoping fervently, but I got shot down. Probably because I already tagged him 3 times earlier in the day; I think the episode on the papasan chair took some of the wind out of his sails.

[Reefer Rogue]

First step: Steal underpants

Second step:

Third step: Profit

:D

[passitplz]

im waiting...

[stinkyattic]

; I think the episode on the papasan chair took some of the wind out of his sails.
Damn I didn't think those things could take that sort of abuse!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I know, I was surprised myself. It's one of the big thick ones though, so that helps. And neither one of us weighs but a minute. Well, I"m closer to 15 minutes. Black girl thighs and fake boobs. But he's on the slim side. Together we don't bust 300.

I think we uprooted the downstairs toilet though. One of the bolts spun off somewhere.

[stinkyattic]

I think we uprooted the downstairs toilet though. One of the bolts spun off somewhere.Please tell me that the toilet uprooting took place as a result of a bathroom renovation.
If not, at least tell me the seat was down at the time.
If not, at least tell me that no one was sitting on it at the time of said uprooting.
Please?

[Weedhound]

Stinky if I were you I'd stop right now while you still may be ahead... :thumbsup: :D

[stinkyattic]

No! Stinky charges on!
Since Greenjeans hasn't been able to confirm any of the aforementioned conditions...
Um... tell me Papi wasn't sitting on it um 'reading the paper' at the time? :eek:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! No, he wasn't.
Sorry for my lack of response, I was putting the ladies to bed.
The missing bolt is the result of me being bent over and gripping the tank for support, lest my head go through the wall.

[Weedhound]

Damn.....there goes my shot at the pool.....:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAH!
What were we talking about again? Little people?

yes, well, sweets. Right, I already said that didn't I? Well it bears repeating. Sweets. And don't piss them off.