I'm trying cannabis this weekend.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

:) wish me luck.

[40oz]

I hope you like it, and that you inhale right so you can feel its effects.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah, well ive been researching cannabis for about a year now.

So i think im good, but you never know.

[Snorbel]

How are you going to take your cannabis, sir?

[IceNine]

after that much research the pay off better be good lol ;)

so how much bud do you have? goin solo or with some friends?

[ATrain]

Best of luck :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[The Reffer]

yea good luck hope u like it :stoned:

[poiuyt]

We want specifics.

How are you smoking it?
Alone? Friends?
events planned?

[40oz]

Make sure you eat different foods ( they will taste better) and definatly listen to some good music ( you will hear things you never heard before)

[affasd]

ya i wouldnt do it dont you know once you take one hit your addicted to crack and your gonna steal money to suuport your habit, and it can kil you after one hit.

[Specialty Cakes]

yeah dude, just cause we are all hopeless bums, eternally addicted to smoking an accursed plant borne by SATAN doesn't mean you should try. In fact, we all hate our lives and attempt suicide regularly. Don't be like US! NEVER TRY IT!!!

(sarcasm is fun :thumbsup: )

[Lamperus]

Nice! Always good to hear about a new cannabis smoker. There are alllllll kinds. From nerds to businessmen to unfortunately bums.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Haha

well im smoking with one of my other friends who hasn't tried it before either, were pretty stoked. We will be using a glass pipe. My Friend is getting a gram for us.

I don't know about events yet, but food and music will be in definatly be in there.

Is there anything specific you suggest we do?

[sneakybastard]

watch a funny movie or play some video games

[poiuyt]

watch a funny movie or play some video games

Fuck yes.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Alright man ill give it a try.

[thecreator]

Ok video games are nice but you should take it old school! Play some super Nintendo or N64 man that shit is wild when your high. Anyway I hope you guys like it. Damn you should keep a journal of all your smoking activity! Thats my one and only regret about smoking, I never started a smokers journal. Anyway good luck man:thumbsup: I'll see you on the other side!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

hmm a smoking journal?

what kind of stuff would i write in it?

[lazy smoker7]

I wish you luck :) Hope you have a wonderful time :) Also I reccomend drawing or doing some creative shit while your high... Its fun to see what u can make while your high :).... Also I reccomend just having a good talk with your friend if your both high... Conversations get 100 times funnier or better lol. If you ask the question... "Am I high?" NO your not smoke more!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha alright ill remember that.

i play guitar too, so i want to see how it effects my playing.

[lazy smoker7]

hmm a smoking journal?

what kind of stuff would i write in it?

you would write they crazy thoughts you get while high (if you can remeber the real instense thoughts lol) and just write stuff like what you saw, were you went, what you smoked, how much you smoked, write down some thoughts if you can etc etc,..... what crazy things happened etc lol.... trust me for some reason when you smoke herb... you run into some weird shit for some reason ( not bad stuff... just stuff you dont always normally run into while sober for some reason... who else knows where I am comming from? like for example usualy when i get high .... at the same time there is a clown convention running on the street and they come up and talk to you and you would like to write that experience down... this other time I got high my moms friend came over dressed in a fairy suit.. ( true story and no I was not trippin ) and hell you may find that you play the guitar better lol...

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah that sounds like a good idea, i think ill do that.

haha clown convention? thats great.

:cool:

[lazy smoker7]

well I made up the clown convention for an example but the one were my moms friend came over in a suit is real story lol.... also if you have pac man with like the joy stick at your house connected to a big tv... I also reccomend you guys see who can score the highest points on pac man... like a pac man tournament... thats tons of fun also

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

oh haha im an idiot.

haha i was thinking "i never knew that had clown conventions, who knew?"

yeah ive read quite a few stories on here of crazy stuff happening, most of them having to do with robberies.

[reality0]

just make sure you inhale correctly... it is supposed to burn your throat, or atleast for me it does haha


a way to test if ur inhaling correctly, i showed it to my friend cause he never got high and i smoked with him one day and saw why...

you know if you inhaled correctly if you put your head back and just open your mouth and no smoke will come out...

if you inhaled wrong, smoke will seep out of ur mouth..

just somethin i thought id share

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

thanks reality.
ill try that.

[lazy smoker7]

also dont hold your smoke in more than 4 seconds IMO.... 90% or so of the THC gets absorbed by the lungs within the first 3 seconds after you inhale.... I used to hold in my smoke for longer periods but not no more! Holding in your smoke for longer dosent make you higher... I mean it might feal that your getting higher with the lack of oxygen going to your brain.....

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

thanks lazy.

i think i remember reading that on here.

is it good to take in a breath of air right after you breath in the hit?

like inhale the smoke then inhale just a little air to clear your throat?

you know what i mean?

[josh_nvrrt]

glass pipe is an exelent first time choice just dont go home to the parents high or anything

[thecreator]

Hmm I was responsible for something.....Hmm I'm so happy and like Lazy Smoker 7 said just write what and how you feel. Also I'd write what you smoked you know. I do that, the type or amount you smoke, just so one day down the road you can count up all the blunts you've ever smoked. That would be the shit to know or what type of strain was going around this month of this year on that day. IDK i'm just throwing out some ideas. I think any creativity is an out and out gain so what ever you decide I know it'll be good. :jointsmile:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah ill do that.

thanks for all the feedback guys.


(oh and im definatly not coming home high haha)

[lazy smoker7]

Hmm I was responsible for something.....Hmm I'm so happy and like Lazy Smoker 7 said just write what and how you feel. Also I'd write what you smoked you know. I do that, the type or amount you smoke, just so one day down the road you can count up all the blunts you've ever smoked. That would be the shit to know or what type of strain was going around this month of this year on that day. IDK i'm just throwing out some ideas. I think any creativity is an out and out gain so what ever you decide I know it'll be good. :jointsmile:

Hey that would be sick to have a blunt/bowl/joint count.... You know like the mile tracker in the car... just like the same thing like you smoke a joint and then the meter goes up to 1 then smoke another joint and then it goes up to 2... Man I bet I would be in the thousands... and yea right after you inhale you should breathe in a lil air to let the smoke in your throat to get cleared into your lungs...

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Haha that would be awesome :D

then when im like 60 and without any mental damage from weed, i can throw that number out at those anti-cannabis people.

"i smoked _____ thousand bowls and im fine!"

[reality0]

haha good luck man.. i remember my 1st time :) enjoy it..

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

I will enjoy it.

Oh and can someone explain this "reputation" thing to me?

[MisterGreen]

i remember my first time like it was saturday...because it was saturday. lol.

yeah, like you said taking a breath after hittin it helps push all the smoke into your lungs. and some people say they don't get high when they smoke the first time but i was buzzed, not blown but buzzed.

good luck and i hope you enjoy it!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

:thumbsup: thanks

[mowie wowie]

thanks lazy.

i think i remember reading that on here.

is it good to take in a breath of air right after you breath in the hit?

like inhale the smoke then inhale just a little air to clear your throat?

you know what i mean?

that's an excellent habit to form, i've been smoking for about 2 years and i still do that every time i take a hit, its a great way to make sure you're getting all of your hit.

[memoryburner]

After you take a hit...just open your mouth and (kinda) slowly breathe in. DEEP

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

alright ill try it

[AlwaysBlazed]

(oh and im definatly not coming home high haha)

I come home high all the time, in fact if I come home sober my parents think im sick or something. Just learn to play it cool, practice as much as possible. Im on drugs right now and i have no idea of this makes sense :hippy:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha i still just want to play it safe.

like ive been intoxicated with various drugs (alcohol, hydrocodone, oxycodone, and carisprodol) around them before, and they didnt know a thing.

[trem0lo]

Sounds like you've done your research, and you will get high high high. Most newbies just hold it in their mouths... the smoke has to go IN YOUR LUNGS lol... Also taking bigger hits helps, but you might find yourself coughing, perfectly normal, and a good sign it's going to your lungs :) Enjoy! What sort of weed are you getting?

[Ifrit369]

Good luck, and make sure there's no beans around.

Fuck, when I get the munchies I eat like 3 tins. :D

Oh, and try to use a bong. They're like 10x better if it's your first time.

[logie_boy]

My Friend is getting a gram for us.
Is there anything specific you suggest we do?

a gram is it worth it?, thats about 2-3 joints worth at most

get more weed

[Lamperus]

a gram is it worth it?, thats about 2-3 joints worth at most

get more weed

You might be burnt out, but he sure as hell isn't. Me and two of my friends used to get entirely baked all night off of half a gram ... he's fine.

[logie_boy]

Me and two of my friends used to get entirely baked all night off of half a gram ... he's fine.

lightweights

[Reefer Rogue]

Good luck, as long as you stay chill and in control of the paranoia it should be cool. I see no reason why you won't love it =]

[logie_boy]

pah

[burnable]

you should definitely start a smokers' journal, except you should just make this thread that journal. it's pretty much already been started. it'll also protect you from incrimination to have an online journal and not one in book form that 's easily linked to you. And you can always print it out if you need a hard copy. But yeah just keep posting and be specific about events, your impressions and concerns, etc.

[Divo]

I just got back into it, and yeah man good luck, you are going to love it

[Kid Dynamite]

i wouldn't smoke that shit if i were you i heard its bad for you...

[ZeldaG.]

lol

good luck!

and a gram is definatley enough for your first time, just one important piece of advice!!

DO NOT PUT TOBACO IN YOUR SPLIFF!

you proabbly wont but just in case you do i thout i would tell you, DONT!

lol its nasty...

anyway apart from that, good luck!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah I'm definatly not having any tobacco, were using a glass pipe.

ill definatly keep a journal.

haha its still four days away til i try it, but im stoked.

oh and Ifrit369, ill try to stay away from the beans haha, i don't really like beans, so i don't think it will be an issue.

[logie_boy]

why you waiting just go and do it

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

saturday is when were both free.

[logie_boy]

free you don't need to be free to smoke weed

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

well sat is the only day we can hangout

[logie_boy]

how come you work?

[logie_boy]

the worst thing about smoking with mates is that they tap off of you when they dont have smoke, ive had a few disagreements with close friends about this you have been warned, that is if you and you mate become regular smokers

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah ill keep that in mind

[afghooey]

Man, don't overanalyze. Just smoke that shit. :stoned:

[BlazinTreesX3]

Great job joining us terrible criminals.

Watch for cop cars.

Watch for cop cars.

Think beforehand so its not a mad dash to throw shit... instead go hey its a cop gulp. ah hello officer i dont give a shit what u think i have my rights. Wait a while before you try anything crazy like not eating it or carrying your steamroller (foot long tube pipe) with you to smoke in your alley.

Also on that pipe ur using do what we call cornering it. holt the flame to the one side so that the other(s) get to burn some green. Green hit and ur the 5th person in line is the way to know people care.

Keep your lips reasonably dry..even glass gets wet.

Blow the smoke up if you are considerate that the other person doesnt want to walk inclo class smelling like well like u just got cannabis smoke blown on you.

k suck in afcter the hit..check.. few seconds hold in check...cornering check..jailtime check...no crazyshit check... well i think thats it one last thing

Carrying a piece of gum and some spray is invaluable to us.

Tried my best to sum it up...dont mind those of us who try to give you orders or something because I for one hear you say ur doing it on saturday and i dont tell you to do it on thursday.

cant believe uv done all those drugs and no chron chron yet...

before i smoked weed i did dimetapp pepto bismol advil and the big one.. pepsi.

[logie_boy]

your smoking ettiquette is strange
if me and mates are smoking pipes we load up a bowl for ourselves and smoking it to ourselves, then load the bowl for the next persom

if were smoking joints (2 of us), the person who roll sparks it and smokes half, and then passes it to theother guy to finish it off.

[logie_boy]

Great job joining us terrible criminals.

Watch for cop cars.

Watch for cop cars.

Think beforehand so its not a mad dash to throw shit... instead go hey its a cop gulp. ah hello officer i dont give a shit what u think i have my rights. Wait a while before you try anything crazy like not eating it or carrying your steamroller (foot long tube pipe) with you to smoke in your alley.

Also on that pipe ur using do what we call cornering it. holt the flame to the one side so that the other(s) get to burn some green. Green hit and ur the 5th person in line is the way to know people care.

Keep your lips reasonably dry..even glass gets wet.

Blow the smoke up if you are considerate that the other person doesnt want to walk inclo class smelling like well like u just got cannabis smoke blown on you.

k suck in afcter the hit..check.. few seconds hold in check...cornering check..jailtime check...no crazyshit check... well i think thats it one last thing

Carrying a piece of gum and some spray is invaluable to us.

Tried my best to sum it up...dont mind those of us who try to give you orders or something because I for one hear you say ur doing it on saturday and i dont tell you to do it on thursday.

cant believe uv done all those drugs and no chron chron yet...

before i smoked weed i did dimetapp pepto bismol advil and the big one.. pepsi.


why, your well too paranoid, and if your worried about getting caught you should't smoke it in the streets

[BlazinTreesX3]

Like the mexican lady at the carls jr that doesnt know what onions are and doesnt understand i dont want them...your foreign and i hate you and i know i cant because ur just different but AHAHHAHA MEXICAN LADY DAMN YOU.

You suggest if im afraid to get caught i dont blaze where i love to...so i wont be afraid ill just lay on the ground when the cop comes and arrests me? God damn it itches that place that really gets to me. i dont have my flag up but its USA. home of the watch yourself or ur arrested.

Dont speak on me again were over border lines ... i dont smoke joints i dont say howdy mate so dont get on me when i say shit that makes perfect sense just not where your at thousands and thousand and thousands miles away...i wont say another word about you if i can help it. i can help it.

So unless your in fuckin norway or wherever that flag is then be afraid to go to jail and i know im my jail i got enemies so fuck no i dont want to get high and end up getting buttfucked.

[logie_boy]

im from scotland dude and i do know what im talking about.
when i buy weed i go home sit on my couch and smoke away no worries about police cause im at home, a cop could come into my house and i was smoking a joint he could do fuck all about it

plus your an arrogant bastard

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

lets just calm down guys.

[logie_boy]

this guys a weirdo
who has to sit i alley ways and smoke weed what a waster
scared your mom finds out bitch

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

lets just stop insulting eachother, its not cool.

[IceNine]

wow chill out ladies.

anyway, be sure to post about your experience this saturday. have fun!

[logie_boy]

im ok i just took offence to him disrespecting mecause of where im from, i never said anything to him about his culture

[lazy smoker7]

lol just chill out logie_boy cannabis is not intended for fighting... its intended for peace....... and i have a reccomendation on fighting paranioa that you might get. Like if your in a spot were you know most likley there are no cops then if your smoking and get nervous... just say in your head every thing is alright just chill and take another hit and that usually seems to work for me... But dont smoke right out in public which can be very paranoing.... one of my first few times smoking I saw a person walking picking up garbage and i was smoking a blunt and i start off almost running thinking it was an undercover cop lol :jointsmile:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

alright, thanks icenine, i will have fun.

haha yeah im prepared to deal with paranoia

[logie_boy]

i smoke in public all the time,
in fact i do it all the time, like if i gotta go the shop ill roll a joint for the journey
my mate used to deliver chineese take away at nite we used to just by an 8th deliver peoples meal and roll heaps of joins it was a good laugh, got stopped by the police a few time, never once did they suspect we were smoking weed, and if the wanted to search us or they car they would have found it, we just made sure the window was down when we smoked it and there wasnt any skins or anything relating lying about in the car

[BlazinTreesX3]

Smoking in the alley is part of my culture. like i said it was My alley. I liked to show my presence there just easy for a cop to roll up on either end of an alley and a steamroller up my ass wouldnt be great.

Good luck on saturday.

I looked back and what u said wasnt THAT bad just was a few diff things youve said. again im done.

[logie_boy]

i dont understand the benifits or whats so good about smoking in a alley

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

not getting caught is a pretty good benefit.

[Specialty Cakes]

edit: posted high just now and realized my comment was retarded. forgive me.

[ZeldaG.]

lmao at speciality cakes ^

damn i wish i had read whatever it is that was so retarted that you rushed back to delete it lol.

and logie boy, your retarted i swear some of the shit you chat...

[40oz]

i dont understand the benifits or whats so good about smoking in a alley

I think you need to smoke more reefer dude....just chill out

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Haha Specialty Cakes, you are forgiven.

[trynagethigh]

sit back with ya buddy and watch Half Baked, if you can stay focused...LOL. You'll laugh your ass off especially being high for the first time. Good luck and post back.

[BlazinTreesX3]

Now i think about it i hadnt had weed all day when i wrote that first one and now that im high i dont feel like i would have.Peace plant to the maxx. All days a long time...not last night either...long time.

Ugh well i had many benefite but the outside air the no risk of family seeing which is why no where else was good for fresh air...the 6 ft tall graffitit i sprayed on the wall opposite of where i kicked it in the alley. It was beautiful and i looked at it and said wow how did i do it so nice... Want my whole life story or can we say it had fine benefits for me and i loved it out there only other time was at night and i had to jump out window bla bla bla bla.

Days almost over so countdown til he gets high is almost...2..2+1..3..3..EDIT:3full days til he gets high and then depending on what time on saturday he gets high...what time will it be NBTT?

Gravity bongs where its at if you have complete privacy in your room..1 gram for me and its high about 2 maybe 3 times..

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

it will probably be sometime in the afternoon.

im guessing around 1-3pm -ish.

[aziz93]

gl. dont burn to much for the first time. it might turn you away from it.

[Specialty Cakes]

you know, I'd sure as hell love to know exactly what it was I deleted, but whatever it is it's beyond my memory...

I'll stop trying to hijack your thread now, ok? lol

[lakrzy]

Try getting out of the house before vids, or you will never leave. Pick up a camera or walk around a bit, take in the views, the smells... the senses your virgin thc-less body will thrive for more.

[crazy lou]

My advice is, just chill and see wut happens. Then you can go watch a movie, listen to some music, eat some food.
It doesnt really matter what the weather is like, but i prefer a nice ass sunny day out and just burn a bit outside. W/e happens if you like it you'll have fond memories!
Just burn one down and inhale that sweet sensual cloud!

[Specialty Cakes]

you know what my real advice is? CHILL OUT! it's a toke, not prom. spark that shit and just play it by ear. make sure you're safe and you have time to explore yourself (don't want responsibilities your first time) but don't have any plans, cause most plans will be abandoned (at least, that's how I am) unless they're really important, in which case you really shouldn't be smoking right then... but yeah I wouldn't try to make a big deal of it or structure it, cause that's usually a buzz kill for me...

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

alright, just go with the flow i guess

[Specialty Cakes]

hell yeah

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

how big is a gram? i just want to see for comparison.

like i want to make sure we didnt get ripped off.

does anyone have a picture?

[O. G. ganja smoker]

you cant tell like that, to start off a gram should have cost like 15$ you cannont tell the weight just by looking cuz weed can be dense like a rock and weigh alot or can be fluffy and not wiegh that much if u like getting high and want to continue to do so i suggest u get a pocket scale i got mine for 20$

[memoryburner]

dude. Dont make hella plans and stuff. The only plan you need has 2 steps. STEP ONE:smoke the weed. STEP TWO:enjoy the high. save the planning and stuff for when you become a little more experienced...ya know? if you go out on ur first time...you might become a little paranoid. I did...well..thats cus 5 people were trying to jump me and my friend...but we outran them

[BlazinTreesX3]

A gram can usually fit on a quarter id say. a quarter as in US currency. EDIT: all paper us currency weighs one gram... uhh my scales not handy but my lighter was something like 15 grams. i know this doesnt help but seeing you holding a bud in one hand and a dollar in the other and trying to figure it out just got me laughing my ass off.

I didnt get a scale until yearrrrrrrrrrrs after i started smoking and its now a tool i use often just because i have it so uhh yeah get one for sure but will it kill you if u dont ..probly not. dont tell anyone you dont have a scale...well dealers...dont tell anyone you do have a scale...except dealers...lol ok

Tomrrow friday huh wow times going slow in this thread...

If i were you id get a great movie and some cookies.. now individual preference might mean my movie and cookie is your video game and brownies... then again nothing is more of a classic than watching the sky while high...

in fact now i think of it after the fact lets say you wake up and go wow thats the greatest time in my life lets do it agai...wheres all the weed. weed? MARY JANEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!

whens gonna be your second time.?

[horror business]

Some cool things to do if you have nothing else to do, are the following:

If you're smoking somewhere inside, by a window with blinds, or anywhere that lets small streams of light through, smoke near it, and you'll see amazing patterns within the smoke swirling all around, only visible in the streams of light. it's really cool.

Another thing to do, is practice blowing smoke rings. They are fun, and it's now a habit for me, whenever I'm smoking, to blow a few smoke rings. It takes some practice to figure out how to blow a ring, then you'll be able to do it occasionally, but with practice, you'll be able to blow kick ass smoke rings.

I agree, with whoever said to keep your journal on this thread. It will eventually be a lot of pages, but you can look back at your evolution, and as keep everyone's advice.

Also, everyone so far has given great advice, so you're definately well prepared. Good luck, I'm looking forward to hearing how it went.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yay only one more day haha.

[MisterGreen]

man there's a of good advice in here. have fun tomarow man!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

crap my friend got grounded, looks like ill be smoking alone tonight.

[mfqr]

crap my friend got grounded, looks like ill be smoking alone tonight.

That's not a bad thing, really. Sometimes having a friend with you can kill a buzz if they are freaking out. And didn't you say that your friend is trying it for the first time too? Or am I thinking of another thread...?

My advice is not to pack a full bowl or smoke a whole joint at once for your first time. Take 1 hit, feel it out (make sure to snuff the bowl/whatever so you aren't wasting any smoke if it doesn't go out by itself). You should feel the effects within a few minutes. Then take another hit if you wish, and keep doing it until you reach a desired state. Smoking too much your first time could definitely not be good, so take it easy. There's no need to smoke a lot of it, especially for your first time. Save the weed binges for when you are more experienced :-P.

Generally, if it's dank, you will only need 1-2 hits for your first time, to be really high. If it's mids, take 2-3 hits... it's all personal preference, but I would still advise against smoking a full bowl your first time. I did my first time, and it wasn't a good experienced. Almost completely turned me off of sinsemillia.

Have a great time, dude. Also, if you do start to get paranoid (REMEMBER: IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL), convince yourself you're all right (I know, I make it sound easier than it really is), and call up a friend to talk to. Talking to friends if you're paranoid is always comforting. Just chill out, relax, and don't fight the high. Go with the flow.

But also remember that there is a chance that you won't feel high your first time. This is mainly due to either not knowing how to inhale properly, inactive cannabinoid receptors, or not realizing you're high. If you don't feel high after taking some hits properly, get up and do something else. I noticed that if I am sitting down, and I am not feeling much, and I get up, I will suddenly feel a lot higher. For instance, sometimes when I am high, and I need to drive somewhere, I feel less high when I am driving (driving while high is a very serious thing for me, so psychologically I get more serious, and I feel less high because I am tense), but when I am done driving, my high skyrockets.

I hope it all works out good for you, dude.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah man thanks.

i just got carded trying to buy a lighter, rediculous.

[mfqr]

yeah man thanks.

i just got carded trying to buy a lighter, rediculous.

Yep. Laws suck.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah tell me about it.

[halfassedjediknight]

monkeys are gonna fly outta yo butt! :thumbsup:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

ok so i have two choices, i can either sneak out tonight at 2 or not smoke for a long long time.

but its so risky sneaking out, idk what to do.

[halfassedjediknight]

ok so i have two choices, i can either sneak out tonight at 2 or not smoke for a long long time.

but its so risky sneaking out, idk what to do.

how old are you?

think about it. is getting high one night worth getting caught, if you do hypothetically speaking get caught?

and how long is a long time?

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

I'm 16 years old.

Well if i was to choose any night to sneak out, this would be the easiest, the circumstances allow it.

uh idk a really long time.

[halfassedjediknight]

I'm 16 years old.

Well if i was to choose any night to sneak out, this would be the easiest, the circumstances allow it.

uh idk a really long time.

dude how are you gonna say a really long time and not know how long? i dont get it. a week a month? maybe a few months?

because if its a week well thats not a long time. a couple weeks is somewhat long but maybe you can wait? and if it were a month or a few months, well yeah thats a long time.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

It would be probably 3+ months.

[halfassedjediknight]

It would be probably 3+ months.

really? how come?

well, as far as sneaking out goes..

..weigh out the pros and cons. the best outcome would be you got away with sneakin out and catching a high, but then you gotta worry about sneaking back in successfully.

the worst possible outcome would either be your parents catching you, or even worse..the cops catching you. then you get busted by not only johnny law but your parents as well.

[halfassedjediknight]

three months is way too long. Just chill out, wait till ur rents go to sleep and go somewhere. If u have a shed in ur backyar go behind it and just relax. Bring your ipod and something to sit on and have fun.:hippy: :rastasmoke: :thumbsup:

i used to sneak out to my front porch or backyard and smoke up. i only got caught when id do it when the sun was out, but that was because i was a really stupid teenager and thought i could be super sly about it.

do you have loud doors? or a loud back door or sliding glass door? otherwise, id suggest that rather than sneakin out and runnin around town gettin stoned. at least you wont have to worry about the fuzz. then, worst case is your parents come out and you just tell em youre meeting a cute girl or something..that is if you can hide your stash before they actually catch you. otherwise youre caught red handed.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

nah one of our screens is ripped, so im gonna slip out the window, and smoke in this parkish area near my house (its not really a park so i can't call it that)

im meeting my friend there.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah man im definatly posting the story on here.


1st time!!!:D

[halfassedjediknight]

damn 007, you better watch out for cops. especially on a friday night.

you should just meet your friend on your front porch and toke up in comfort. you can get rolled up on real easy in a park.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

well its not really a park, its more of like a grassy area that runs along my street in my neighborhood, against that is a wall, and behind that wall is some railroad tracks, were going to do it back by the tracks, then just jump back over.

[halfassedjediknight]

well its not really a park, its more of like a grassy area that runs along my street in my neighborhood, against that is a wall, and behind that wall is some railroad tracks, were going to do it back by the tracks, then just jump back over.

well just be a ninja about it! :thumbsup:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha well try.

i like our spot cause its like in my neighborhood, and cops almost never (knocks on wood, and says a prayer) drive through here, so it seems safe.

we have around one gram for the two of us, its supposed to be strong stuff.

so it shouldn't take us to long to smoke, then we can just chill out, cause we won't have any more mj on us.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

plans fell through tonight.

im picking some mj up tommorow though, so tommorow ill will smoke.

haha sorry?

[Reefer Rogue]

These things happen. No need for apologies.

[MisterGreen]

it sucks some times when you plans fall through but then you just have to think "there's always tomarow." lol.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha yeah mister green, thats how i think.

but todays the day! haha yeah:smokin:

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha my bad kmedian26, i was looking forward to writing it.

but monday, thats when i'm doing it now, so check monday night, and it should be here.

[Silent Wolf]

Whatever you do, don't mix it with alcohol. Some people suffer from what we call a 'whitey', and you'll end up pale looking and feeling realy light headed with puking to follow.:)

[MisterGreen]

sounds good man. i'm probably gonna be bakin with some of my friends monday night after they get off work.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

nice have fun.

theres actually a chance i could get to do it today.

(crosses fingers:thumbsup: )

[poiuyt]

This is the most anticipated thread I've seen in a while. I hope everything goes well.

[BigHyphyD]

I hope you actually get high.


I remember inhaling properly and STILIL not getting high my first times.

I would say kill the whole gram in one sitting.


Don't take a few hits, and then go do soemthing.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

ok i smoked like 2 hours ago and i don't know if im high.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

What we did, we emptied out a swisher sweet.

filled with green.

then smoked it.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

and now im eating the most amazing cream puffs in the world.

[lazy smoker7]

ok if you dont know if your high or not... then your simply not high or not even near buzzed or high enuf... try smoking again .... because if you have to ask the question... "am I high?" no your not smoke more

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

im out now man.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

well i may have been.

i remember riding my friends bike, and its like i wasn't controlling it, its like i was just watching some floating arms control it, if that made any sense.

and had the munchies really bad.

i ate so much.

[imagtb]

that would suck if he didnt get faded after all this hype... i got my fingers crossed for the results tho.. but two ours is a long ass time

[imagtb]

there we go...

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

i should be smoking some more tommorow morning, so ill let you know, cause i know how to inhale and everything now.

[rnichilo]

next time you smoke you will get blazed! You got your first time out of the way, now you can get stoned, have fun!

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah i will next time.
im picking up some more bud tommorow hopefully.

[Reefer Rogue]

I think you're cannibinoid receptors are now activated. Second the best ;)

Know you've gained knowledge through experiance, welcome to the world of empiricism.

You'll get blazed the next time, i bet you will.

How much green did u put in that swisher? A gram?

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Hooray, my cannibinoid receptors are activated haha :thumbsup:

Yeah we put around a gram in it. It was filled almost all the way up.

I should be picking some more mj up tommorow, hopefully.

[Reefer Rogue]

Never heard it called mj before.

FUNNY

lol where ya been? :hippy:

[Coelho]

mj from Mary Jane, or MariJuana.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

ok i found out ill be smoking on tuesday. i have one gram to myself this time, so im pretty sure im gonna get high.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

alright maybe ill only smoke .5 then, idk.

ill smoke enough to get decently high, then stop.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

haha im not really a "lets go get wasted!" kind of guy.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah man im exactly the same way as you, haha.
just chill.

[Xhoshi]

lol...that's how it is in the beginning for alot of ppl.
until u get real comfortable smoking it.

[quebecweed]

you will see the second time is the best! I will always remember I was watching the movie Radio at school and the feeling was awesome,

[Abunai]

When I first started smoking, I'd get sick...not liek I was gonna puke, but like my head couldn't handle it. I'd eventually pass out haha, but over some time, it balanced out. That was back when I was a kid, probably from smokin seeds n stems HAHA

[Stumps]

Dude, your 3rd or 4th time you will definatly know your high, it will hit you kinda hard o.o

And if your legs feel numb, or any other part of your body does, your just really high. :)

[Stoner369]

for fuck sake i cant belieave you're all fooling for this crap!!!

[Reefer Rogue]

He's in the clouds, i'm with him now.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah i wish i was, but a whole lot of crap happened, like i mean a huge amount of crap.

So i may or not be drug tested, they don't even have anything on me.

so it might be a little bit longer before i smoke.

[mfqr]

yeah man im exactly the same way as you, haha.
just chill.

LOL, trust me. Since you didn't get high your first time, don't waste .5g on your second time! Because it is possible you won't get high your second time also. Sometimes it takes some people a ton of tries to actually get high, or realize they're high. And if you do get high, I guarantee it's going to take less than .5g! If it's good bud then a 3-4 hits will fuck you up, since you haven't been high yet. You must have been at least a tiny bit high, but not much, on your last time. I usually get that weird "these are someone else's arms and hands" when I smoke. Well, depends, actually. But seriously, don't smoke too much the first few times, because you won't be used to the feeling, and you won't know how to handle it except by panicking.

[MisterGreen]

damn dude that shit sucks. i was just blazin with some folks in my friends cady, hopefully you'll be able to do something like that soon!

[halfassedjediknight]

dude what happened?


noooooooo!!

[Reefer Rogue]

Wow, this kid can't catch a break.

[Aly_G]

lol omg i read the whole thread right now that really sucks dude but what happened?? don't worry your time to get high as fuck and enjoy it will come.. let us know what happened though.. peaces

[Stoner369]

i thought u wont be able to smoke for a "LONG LONG TIME", now ure comin with storys about tryin to get it but failing, "plans foolin through", then u were sayain i tried it, smoked a g, but "i dont no if im high" wtf, then u started more storys about trying to get it again and now a FUCKIN drug test! WTF, if everyone believes him then fine i don't care

[Stoner369]

and im buzzed again, i actually have smoked a g today unlike dis clown

[mfqr]

and im buzzed again, i actually have smoked a g today unlike dis clown

You're an idiot...

[halfassedjediknight]

since when does bad luck mean youre lying?

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah im definatly not lying.

oh and my schools involved now, so thats no good, but yeah im pretty sure i got sold out by one of my friends.

[1234abcd]

next time, try not tellin the whole world. hah

oh well..just blaze up when you move out.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

i didn't tell anyone. i know that loose lips sink ships.

the kid i did it with said he did it with me.

[halo]

Oh god. Did you smoke up at school? I had a couple friends do that last year and they got in major trouble. Be careful. Do not smoke at school under any circumstances! It is incredibly risky. Try to hang out and smoke with someone on the weekends or something. Good luck with your situation.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

No i definatly didn't smoke at school.

but i go to a christian school, so as soon as they found about it, they jumped all over it.

im pretty sure i got sold out man.

[MisterGreen]

well whoever it is that sold you out's a little snitch and true friends don't snitch. damn man i feel so sorry for you because shit just keeps gettin worse. hopefully the outcome won't be too bad.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah man, it sucks.

idc if you've never prayed before, but pray for me now guys.

[ValkyrieAg]

This thread is terrible.

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

lol

good luck!

and a gram is definatley enough for your first time, just one important piece of advice!!

DO NOT PUT TOBACO IN YOUR SPLIFF!

you proabbly wont but just in case you do i thout i would tell you, DONT!

lol its nasty...

anyway apart from that, good luck!


Umm I put tobacco in a lot of my spliffs.. just not tobacco from cigarettes.. premium rolling tobacco, tastes great

[MisterGreen]

dude, i'll pray for you. and i think everyone needs to toke up for nothingmorethentruth.

[skatin_foo15]

Ill pray and toke one up for ya nothingmore! but hey dont be too bummed, your young, just think if you were older and got busted, that shit just sucks. what happened exactly? I swear i read this whole thread but i never read anything about how you got into trouble.

[Snorbel]

No one deserves that for a maybe high

I'll send you some good luck

[Reefer Rogue]

* Prays *

[LegalizeTheGreen]

dude, i have several suggestions, which get more relevent the more i hear about this story.
1. Snitches get Stiches. Learn it, live it.
2. Deny deny deny. never admit anything, ever.
3. Drink an assload of water, take a multi vitamin before any drug test, even if you "know" you havnt smoked in a while and are clean. its just a good habit, even for everyday life, not just testing.
4. Snitches get Stiches. worth repeating.
5. Also, in your case, if your friend blabbed, either
a. Give him a savage beating
b. Tell teacher he is lying and is out to get you, place ALL blame on him
c. buy some Crack. place in his locker. call the cops.
d. All of the above.

PS. correct answer is D

[dank ass nugs]

damn man i dont know if i trust this tale as truth yet but if ya friends the snitch hit him and wear a "stop snitching" shirt ALOT. also no matter what dont let the cops, parents, teaches, or whatever mess around with your tape they'll get you twisted into being a snitch. I got some good advice from this drunk ass crack head me and my friend gave a ride too. Guy just said "the man trying to mess with your video and you gotta keep rewinding and reinstating the truth no matter that they try to record over your video you gotta keep the original copy to fall back on and depend on." Dont let them do to you what they did to socrates. Think freely with out outside opression of your thoughts. Dont stop smoking if you like getting high either just wait till the heat is off ya back. I had a terrible expierence on my 5th time smoking (pot was laced with opieum(fun ass shit tho)) didnt stop and you'll have the greatest times ever with some pot. Shit I typed alot probally cause i'm waiting for my dude to call me back bout the qp.:jointsmile:

[Yellowbeard]

This thread could be one of the best trolls I have ever seen...LOL.

[Marevix]

Reminds me of a thread on the Hip forums where some random girl was going to toke up, delayed every week for two months, tried/failed about three times over another couple of months, and then faded into obscurity.

My first time was random as all hell - didn't even know that I was going to get high an hour before. Best way of going about it, methinks.

[Coelho]

more than 200 posts later, and this poor guy still doesnt know how is to be HIGH... i pity him... ill pray for him... today ill smoke a LOT for him (well, not for him, but is always good to have a good excuse to smoke a LOT) :p

[skatin_foo15]

damn man i dont know if i trust this tale as truth yet but if ya friends the snitch hit him and wear a "stop snitching" shirt ALOT. also no matter what dont let the cops, parents, teaches, or whatever mess around with your tape they'll get you twisted into being a snitch. I got some good advice from this drunk ass crack head me and my friend gave a ride too. Guy just said "the man trying to mess with your video and you gotta keep rewinding and reinstating the truth no matter that they try to record over your video you gotta keep the original copy to fall back on and depend on." Dont let them do to you what they did to socrates. Think freely with out outside opression of your thoughts. Dont stop smoking if you like getting high either just wait till the heat is off ya back. I had a terrible expierence on my 5th time smoking (pot was laced with opieum(fun ass shit tho)) didnt stop and you'll have the greatest times ever with some pot. Shit I typed alot probally cause i'm waiting for my dude to call me back bout the qp.:jointsmile:

wow dude...thats random? haha i didnt understand a damn thing you said. but i did just smoke 4 bowls...:stoned:

[Little Boy]

smoke some bud man!

[Catt]

This whole thread is pathetic...

[MisterGreen]

damn i wonder what happened to this kid.

[Setzer12]

just make sure you inhale correctly... it is supposed to burn your throat, or atleast for me it does haha

Well it doesn't have to, but if you're new to smoking it probably will a bit just bring something to drink with you. Bowls sometimes are harsh mine is at least since i have a small stem on it. A bong makes smoking a bit more comfortable.

Also chew some gum afterwards my mouth sometimes gets really sticky or dry afterwards but i find some gum clears that right up. If you're paranoid about your eyes being red or if they are irritated try using some visine eye drops.

Other than that have a good experience and if you get super stoned remember that everything is gunna be alright. I know a couple times when i first started I was so stoned I could feel my head pounding and gravity was working all kinds of weird feelings on me.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

okay basically i was suspended two days at school, and got narced on. so my parents know.

and i didn't even get high.

jeeze.

oh and im grounded from driving for awhile.

[Coelho]

Damn, man... fuckin damn... thats what i call bad luck...
Im very sorry for you, and when i smoke today ill toke some times for you...
But dont lose the hope... some day you will know the wonders of being high... while this day doesnt come, let it be...

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah man, its cool i guess though, cause im only 16, i figure i have plenty of years left to try it.

Thats whats college is for anyway right? haha im just kidding.

oh and thanks for the toke.

[Pudge]

I don't know how you could get busted. You've never smoked before, and only smoked once. Your chances of passing a drug test are extremely high, and you don't have to admit to anything.

I just found this thread and it's just a big headache. Wise up kid. Take a few years off, and maybe when you don't have to worry about parents, Christian school, and getting in trouble, have a smoke and enjoy yourself. I mean no disrespect, but it just doesn't seem like you're ready. Sorry bud.

[J-dubb206]

1 more stoner added to the list :thumbsup:

[tek(bdm)]

fuck i was expecting a happy ending and its so lame. iam high as hell and expected better. just smoke it somewhere and be chill. yesterday me and this hot ass girl smoked at six flags in one of the photobooth it was so chill...

[LittLeWinG]

Oh man i just read this whole thread.

I feel reaaaly bad for you, that sucks.

[LittLeWinG]

Rep for you

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Yeah man, i guess thats just life.
you can try to be as responsible and safe about everything (and i was), but you can't control other people, stupid snitch.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Nah man i wish, i'm waiting til summer, then i will.

i have to focus on school and finals right now.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

Haha thats sick man, im in 11th grade too, but i live in AZ, and it blows here, it was over 100 degrees today.

[Pylon]

haha shitty, it was 20 celcius, w/e that is in farenheit, but i was very nice weathere, worked on my car, smoked a few bowls cuz my dad was at work haha, nice

Got that stereo hooked up yet?
----
Niiicee, skipped work to smoke a few bowls? w.e i didnt go either.
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:rastabanna:

[skatin_foo15]

Haha thats sick man, im in 11th grade too, but i live in AZ, and it blows here, it was over 100 degrees today.

Hey im just north of you in good ol shitty utah. Yeah AZ gets fuckin toasty on some days.