What historical figure would you smoke up?

[cannabis=freedom]

If, theoretically, you could travel back in time, what historical figure would you make sure you smoked out? For me, Henry II comes to mind, so that when the English common law was made it would include the fact that all citizens are encouraged to toke. LOL tell me your thoughts.

[timothylearyisdead]

I would have to say Bill Clinton and even though he wasn't real, Robin Hood, because me and him have a lot in common. This organiztion I'm in called Food Not Bombs steals food from upscale restuarants or wherever we can find it and we feed the homeless and hungry in this city I live in.

[ericwt]

Benjamin Franklin. He was an inventor and a the ultimate diplomat and statesman.

He was also a womanizer and was known for his humor.

Any day Ben!

[Overstoned]

Albert Einstein

I just think he would be amusing as fuck.

[MrNiceGuy420]

jesus..thatd be sweet

[The Figment]

Richard M.Nixon. Even as a kid I remember thinking that he looked so uptight that if one shoved coal up his ass,he'd shit dimonds...He really looked like he needed to chill!

[The Figment]

Albert Einstein

I just think he would be amusing as fuck.

Wow,talk about stoned-out extastencial (sp) thinking!!

[DarkHorse014]

socrates for his insane philosiphies or jerry garcia

[cannabis=freedom]

I would have to say Bill Clinton and even though he wasn't real, Robin Hood, because me and him have a lot in common. This organiztion I'm in called Food Not Bombs steals food from upscale restuarants or wherever we can find it and we feed the homeless and hungry in this city I live in.

Hell yes, Bill Clinton; then I'd announce to the world "HEY, WORLD, BILL DID INHALE!"

[rebgirl420]

Um....probably Thomas Jefferson. He's just so badass and cool. Besides he was a stoner anyway.

[cannabis=freedom]

Um....probably Thomas Jefferson. He's just so badass and cool. Besides he was a stoner anyway.

Hell yes, he was. God, he must be so sad to see what American government has become. He's probably up there shaking his head dejectedly and passing the bowl to Washington.

[rebgirl420]

Oh i know, his ideas of limited government are great. I think that he was truly a genius.

[cannabis=freedom]

Oh, he was definitly the greatest American ever. Not that cock Ronald Reagan that was voted that title on that list thingy.

[rebgirl420]

You mean that History channel list? Because Oprah beat out like 3/4 of the country on that list. How screwd up is THAT?

[LittleLefty90]

:rastasmoke:

Rasputin
Marx
Lennon
Siddhartha Guatama
FDR
Hitler (to kick him in the balls)
Ghandi
Martin Luther King Junior
Jesus

:hippy:

[cannabis=freedom]

:rastasmoke:

Rasputin
Marx
Lennon
Siddhartha Guatama
FDR
Hitler (to kick him in the balls)
Ghandi
Martin Luther King Junior
Jesus

:hippy:

You wouldn't kick Rasputin in the balls?

[Purple Banana]

Mark Twain. For such an early time period, his writings are STILL funny today.

Salvador Dali. He was bizarre enough already, I just would like smoke with him.

[birdgirl73]

Marie Antoinette
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Thomas Jefferson
John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, and Marilyn Monroe (I'd need them all three together in this fantasy)
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama

[memoryburner]

Homer...you know...who sang "They Odyssey"

[birdgirl73]

Homer...you know...who sang "They Odyssey"
Oooh! Wish I'd thought of him. Good one!

And Geoffrey Chaucer needs to be added to my list while we're at this.

[Podge_Boro]

the monopoly man, i kno hes not historical, but hes still funny as fuck with his little hat and mustache n shit.

henry the eigth cos hes got plenty of women for later on
kermit the frog cos hes got the same middle name as henry

[ziggy32]

Bob Marley
John Lennon
Andre Hicks
Pac & B.I.G.

[Reefer Rogue]

Socrates
Plato
Aristotle
Mahatma
Martin Luther King

[jawndoe]

Hitler when he was still an artist (probably give him some acid too) so WWII wouldn't have happened.
Gregor Mendel, just to show him how his work has benefited mankind.
Thomas Jefferson
Julius Caesar
Leon Trotsky
Che Guevara
Thomas Edison

[Its a Plant]

Well, since I live in Abe Lincoln's old stompin' grounds, I figure I owe it to him to smoke him out..

He DOES have one sweet ass library, I mean COME ON. ~

[shoi]

uhh id go with Thomas Jefferson... i think he should run for president.... ben franklin would be scary stoned i think...

also i think it would be classic to smoke with rasputin

[rebgirl420]

hes not historical but I wanna smoke with Olly Williams aka the angry weatherguy....."WE GONNA SMOKE!"

[Podge_Boro]

hes not historical but I wanna smoke with Olly Williams aka the angry weatherguy....."WE GONNA SMOKE!"

"YOU WANT THIS DOG?"

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahahah! God all of his quotes are great, especially when hes in that storm and hes asked if he needs anything.

Tom: Wheres your umbrela?
Olly: It turned inside out and its 2 miles away!
Tom: do you need anyuthing?
Olly: yeah some soup!
Tom: what kind?
Olly:CHUNKY!
Tom:anything else?
Olly:SOme chips!

[smoke it]

Mahatma Ghandi--- so we could discuss religion and politics and deep shit like that.
:rastasmoke:

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

Jesus, Mark Twain, and even though hes not real peter pan.

[Reefer Rogue]

It's goin RAIN!

[ATrain]

It would be intimidating as hell but a guy like Winston Churchill would surely be interesting to sit around and blaze with :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

Aside from Churchy, I'd say someone along the lines of Stanley Kubrick :)

[thecreator]

Sun Tzu,GOD,Plato,Bob Marley,jim Morrison,Karl Marx,Alexander the great,Ivan the IV of Russia,siddhartha,Malcolm x, MLK, and the list goes on.Damn good topic if I do say so myself.

[BUZz UK]

Westwood,

R.I.P bruv.









lol

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Vlad Tepes
Nicholi Tesla
Charles Darwin
Napoleon Bonaparte
Frederick Douglas

[FreeVenice]

Oh i know, his ideas of limited government are great. I think that he was truly a genius.

Not to mention the "Trail of Tears"...................I'm sorry but I got to qoute a song. "If Hitler was on the $20 bill, how would the Jews feel?"

Edit: But yeah, I would toke with FDR, I mean imagine the Ideas he would be coming up with. Wild

[Matt the Funk]

Plato, socretes, einstien, vincent van gogh, etc...

[Maggz]

Gandhi
Che Gue Varra
Bob Marley
John Lenon
Tupac
Big L
B.I.G.
Eazy E
Malcolm X
Martin Luther King
Kurt Cobain
Big Pun

[Ganj]

jesus..thatd be sweet

I'd smoke weed with Ghandi just to hear his thoughts on the drug. Then I would deny him water when his mouth got dry while informing him that he inhaled in an illegal substance and must repent, but couldn't because of the dry-mouth that ails him. He would then calmly accept his objective without being victimized by the crowd he leaves in doubt, instead he takes responsibility for the disruption he has caused and demands he fast for two whole weeks. The prompt hunger from the majestic plant would set in and Ghandi would soon recognize and revere the plant known as Marijuana.

[FreeVenice]

Also, I would smoke with:
-Johnny Cash
-The Wright Brothers
-Gandhi
-Lincoln
-Harry Houdini
-King Arthor (if he was real)
-William Shakespeare
-Charles Darwin

[josh_nvrrt]

i would defintly have to smoke up hitler

[Skink]

John Lennon would be a trip...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Louis Armstrong. He smoked every day.

[dkeltz]

friedrich nietzsche

[Metaphor]

Salvador Dali
Octavio Ocampo
Marilyn Monroe
Whoever Built Stonehenge
Tim Leary & Aldos Huxley together
Ghengis Kahn
& The Great Pharoh of Egypt, ide be like yo, give these slaves some scarabs. Maybe the pymarids would look different. ide probably eat one myself and trip out, But then again, they musta been on something to come up with the sphinx

[lesvegas]

Historical figures would be fine but may get a little tedious after a while

Id probably chosse Elvis or maybe Bruce Lee or Ali in his prime, they should keep me entertained for a while.

[Nugget Lover]

Gandhi, Buddha, Jiddu Krishnamurti, Beatles, & Bob Marley...oh and Adam & Eve :-)

[jessem98]

Some of these arent historical, and (to be straight) i dont care, because they would own to smoke with :P

Alexander the Great
John A MacDonald
Superman (haha, shut up, you know it'd be trippy)
Homer (simpsons)
Mitch Hedberg
Jessica Alba and many other girls
Ricky, Juilan, and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
Mark Wahlberg
Jay and Silent Bob
Anthony Ketis

Probs more but i wanna smoke haha so

[Lethal G]

I'd go back and smoke out the Supreme Court in 1937 right before it was made illegal. :thumbsup:

[pass the chicken]

abbie hoffman
vincent price(cool intros for each different strain)
scooby doo and shaggy
blade icewood
wipeout
the original creater of that damn pong game
buzz(guy from the moon"small step for man leap for mankind" that guy)
proof
buggz
hanna and barbra the cartoon guys
jim hanson(muppets creator)
every single worker who built the pyrimids(they deserve a toke break)
Machiavelli(not tupac the real one)
popeye the sailor man
ronald mcdonald
and many more

[sirkills]

I'd have to smoke with jimmy page and have him play some music it's one thing to listen to it and feel great but to watch it would be the best ever and prolly lynard skynard too but i'd have to say Abe lincon he'd be werid but would be fun too

[Polymirize]

Yeah, sure it would be cool to chill with socrates or caesar augustus, but they'd probably be pretty out of touch with the times...

Ludvig Wittgenstein would be cool... and recent enough to be hip.

But hands down, I'd probably have to say Hunter S. Thompson...

[Perp]

Andy Kaufman. Some of you younger folk may not know of him.
Tony Clifton. Some of you younger folk may not know of him.
Nero. Ultimate parties.
William Dampier. "A Pirate of Exquisite Mind"
Hugh de Payan. Founder of Knights Templar.
Leonardo da Vinci. Obviously.

[Oneironaut]

My best friend, last night. I was gonna go smoke with her but she didn't answer my calls yesterday. I hope she's okay.

[Reefer Rogue]

Bobby Fisher
Einstein
Bob Marley
John Lennon
Honest Abe
Jimi Hendrix
George Best
2pac
Biggy

[gabee42ee]

reagan ... hopefully get him to change his mind about his stupid war on drugs and to chill out a little
hunter s. thompson
jerry garcia
moses bc passover is commin up n it would be sick to light a j on the burning bush
jim morrison
hitler, also to kick him in the balls
biggy smalls and tupac together
john lennon
timothy leary
ken keasy

[gabee42ee]

awsome idea for a thread btw

[cannabis=freedom]

awsome idea for a thread btw

Thanks very much.

Whoever said Shakespeare: hell yes, it'd be awesome to toke with Bard! Apparently they actually did find pipes in his house with cannabis traces, so we know that Shakespeare was a stoner. Shit, The Tempest makes even more sense now.

[MyMARYJANE]

john lennon
napoleon bonaparte.. haha jk

[halfassedjediknight]

i dunno if anyone said it but hunter s. thompson. or darwin and see what kinda nutty stuff hed say about the world today.

[MyMARYJANE]

hell yea def hunter s thompson

[halfassedjediknight]

hes a nut!

[coledog855]

Mozart, b/c then after we toked up he could play some amazing tunes.

[Spoken Word]

This is an overwhelming question cause too many come to mind. I i think about it a lot when I get high. well sometimes..

but off tha top?

che guevara
bob marley
my poet/*weedhead*/great-great-grandfather. he had some praise in colombia.
can u imagine he would come up with if he had the weed we have now?

[IntoTheEther]

Hemingway. 'Nuff said.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Lately, I would be interested in smoking up with Terrence McKenna :)

[Esmada]

I'd go back in time and smoke my mom out when she was 18. So that she'd know what I'm talking about.

[crunksquirrel]

If i could smoke anybody, it'd be:

Bob Marley
Jimi Hendrix and listen to him jam after we're blazed
even though not real, Scooby&Shaggy and Homer simpson when he was on the medical mary jane
Abe LIncon and george Washington
Jerry Garcia
and of course John Lennon

yeah and great thread man!:hippy:

[BizzleLuvin]

KARL MARX, of course