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wutang123456
03-17-2007, 12:57 AM
i got ripped for the first time at home in almost a year last week. as backround for this story, i used to toke all the time, then i cut back to basically quitting since august. I was home this week for spring break

so, i got all munched out after a long day of toking, and i decided that i was going to eat cereal. Now, my parents are uber health freaks, and they didn't have any lucky charms, pops, golden gram or cap'n crunh (or any good ceral). They eat super fiber bran plus ceral. I ate like 3 bowls of this. The next morning i had the worst shits ever. I shat 3 times before noon

it sort of sucked
poiuyt
03-17-2007, 01:56 AM
Pwned.
Nochowderforyou
03-17-2007, 02:01 AM
Yeah, bran will do that to you.

So you know, prunes will, same with apples. I shit bricks after eating apples. :p There was something else too, but I can't remeber right now. :stoned:
Breukelen advocaat
03-17-2007, 02:11 AM
You may have a gluten-intolerance like me. I have Celiac Disease.
Video from TV 2 days ago:
The View | National Foundation for Celiac Awareness (http://www.celiaccentral.org/Other/The_View/377/)
PotHeed420
03-17-2007, 02:53 AM
hahaha, i love using the word uber. Ever sense the World of Warcraft, South Park episode
4gan2ja0
03-17-2007, 02:57 AM
/\/\ haha thats such a fucking funny episode. as for the bran OD, you might want to be careful next time man
NewbiePacker
03-17-2007, 04:22 PM
So you were literally full of shit......
MissKitten
03-17-2007, 05:27 PM
Thank you for that post, it made me giggle. Not at you, but because I've done the same thing. The only difference is that I'm the health-food nut who doesn't buy sugar laden cereal. :p
Willburnit
03-17-2007, 05:45 PM
hhahaha u actually ate it i wouldve rather starve those cereal are hard to gobble down
Purple Banana
03-18-2007, 05:23 AM
I wouldn't be so quick to suggest Celiac, Breuk, the amount of fiber in bran alone is enough to make ANYONE have frequent, large, and irritating bowel movements.
Samwhore
03-18-2007, 10:51 PM
I wouldn't be so quick to suggest Celiac, Breuk, the amount of fiber in bran alone is enough to make ANYONE have frequent, large, and irritating bowel movements.

yes, very true, also, all that milk you probally drank with the cereal could have upset your stomach,